I want a US greencard... marry me.. - GoFuckYourself.com

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 09:47 PM

I have tons of cash, and I am cute as a button...
(Well, Brad Shaw says so anyways... )

Gimme a greencard, and I'll love you long time.
Post your pic, gimme some lovin'

Hell, I'll even marry Labret
Hans Burger can be our maid of honor

Luc Duboi · 04-03-2003, 09:49 PM

how much ?
if it's over 24k I have some1 married u tomorrow.

Peaches · 04-03-2003, 09:50 PM

You know I'd marry you, but you have to promise to paint the inside walls of my house (I've been putting it off for 2 years now), do yard work, and be willing to live in little log cabin in the middle of nowhere with me and two crazy pugs. Changing your mind?

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Luc Duboi
how much ?
if it's over 24k I have some1 married u tomorrow.

ten dollah, special price for you

24k is no problem, show me some pics
asian chicks would be GREAT

Luc Duboi · 04-03-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

ten dollah, special price for you

24k is no problem, show me some pics
asian chicks would be GREAT

13 dollah i'd marry u

some azn chick will call you tomorrow.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
You know I'd marry you, but you have to promise to paint the inside walls of my house (I've been putting it off for 2 years now), do yard work, and be willing to live in little log cabin in the middle of nowhere with me and two crazy pugs. Changing your mind?

Hey, hows it going?

Sounds like a plan

Btw, if you have the time, hit me up on ICQ
2261391

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Luc Duboi

13 dollah i'd marry u
some azn chick will call you tomorrow.

Asian chicks are the best, nothing better.

Peaches · 04-03-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Hey, hows it going?
Sounds like a plan

Btw, if you have the time, hit me up on ICQ
2261391

Cool! I'll pick up the paint tomorrow

And I'll ICQ you tomorrow too - remember I'm old and it's late - I'm headed off to bed.

Angelie · 04-03-2003, 10:00 PM

Join the US Army and you will get your Green Card. We have many Green Card soldiers fighting in the War.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches

Cool! I'll pick up the paint tomorrow And I'll ICQ you tomorrow too - remember I'm old and it's late - I'm headed off to bed.

Cool, looking forward to hearing from you

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie
Join the US Army and you will get your Green Card. We have many Green Card soldiers fighting in the War.

I cant join another countrys army.
I have served with Norway, and we have laws concerning this...

[Labret] · 04-03-2003, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Hell, I'll even marry Labret

Cmon now. Im smart, relatively cute, and rich. You could do worse.

Angelie · 04-03-2003, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

I cant join another countrys army.
I have served with Norway, and we have laws concerning this...

Sorry just an idea?

Can you post a photo of yourself? Maybe I'll take you up on that offer?

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Cmon now. Im smart, relatively cute, and rich. You could do worse.

Let's fly to Vegas this weekend!

Peaches · 04-03-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie

Sorry just an idea?

Can you post a photo of yourself? Maybe I'll take you up on that offer?

He's adorable!

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:09 PM

http://www.kdmllc.com/pics/Miami-ketil-rand.jpg

Me on the left

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches

He's adorable!

Hehe thanks the same

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Cmon now. Im smart, relatively cute, and rich. You could do worse.

Btw, how did that iBill thing go, with the recurrings?
If you want some info, send me an ICQ... 2261391

I think I may have something that'll interest you...

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:29 PM

So, Labret and LUCL0NELY for now...
I better get a big-ass engagement ring...

And I am not putting out...

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7
I have tons of cash, and I am cute as a button...
(Well, Brad Shaw says so anyways... )

Gimme a greencard, and I'll love you long time.
Post your pic, gimme some lovin'

Hell, I'll even marry Labret
Hans Burger can be our maid of honor

I did that once..in college.. paid alot of my tuition and stuff. Then he got attached. ....bleck... wasn't supposed to.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty

I did that once..in college.. paid alot of my tuition and stuff. Then he got attached. ....bleck... wasn't supposed to.

Damn pesky foreigners ;)

Where was he from?

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Damn pesky foreigners ;)

Rolf! yeah

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:38 PM

I tried, but there is no other way for me to get a greencard than doing this. Well, studies, but thats not really an option.

We contacted a Texas lawyer a couple years back, but he told me straight up there was no chance in hell.

See, Mohammed Atta, you let in, but not me? WTF?

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7
I tried, but there is no other way for me to get a greencard than doing this. Well, studies, but thats not really an option.

We contacted a Texas lawyer a couple years back, but he told me straight up there was no chance in hell.

See, Mohammed Atta, you let in, but not me? WTF?

Maybe if you drop the "King" hehehe.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:39 PM

Anyone ever immigrated to Canada, from Europe? Cuz that would work as well.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty

Maybe if you drop the "King" hehehe.

Hehehe
Last time I landed in Dallas, I had a pretty thorough interview, cuz I have alot of stamps in the passport.

I mean, I am from Norway, for Gods sake.
You ever heard of a terrorist or a bad guy from Norway???
Take away the porn part, and I am pretty much decent.

HS-Trixxxia · 04-03-2003, 10:50 PM

KingK7,
If you have enough money to support yourself and you studied in computers, Canada will take you with open arms.

(forgot to say you can 'forget' to mention the porn part until you get accepted)

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia
KingK7,
If you have enough money to support yourself and you studied in computers, Canada will take you with open arms.

(forgot to say you can 'forget' to mention the porn part until you get accepted)

Yeah, I have the money, even for an investor VISA in the US, problem is I dont have shit for worthwhile education.
I was in my second year lawschool in 97 when good'ole Infoseek, "spice girls" and XPics with their per click proggy seriously changed my perspective of life, lol.
So I just quit that.

Trolleater · 04-03-2003, 10:56 PM

I hope everyone involved in this thread is stoned.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Trolleater
I hope everyone involved in this thread is stoned.

I know you love me... There is no need to hide your feelings...

HS-Trixxxia · 04-03-2003, 11:04 PM

Actually, Quebec is looking for online companies, so if you can prove you have the know-how to start-up or work for online companies, you have a good chance of getting in.

HS-Trixxxia · 04-03-2003, 11:05 PM

BTW, I keep thinking it's better to come here and apply from inside rather than wait when you're outside.

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia
Actually, Quebec is looking for online companies, so if you can prove you have the know-how to start-up or work for online companies, you have a good chance of getting in.

Yeah, I heard that it matters what region (or whatever ) you apply to? Is that true?

It would have to be an english one though.
Quebec is where Montreal is right?

HS-Trixxxia · 04-03-2003, 11:21 PM

I know the Quebec government is trying to attract as many online companies as possible, they're offering good breaks (portions of salaries/rent ) money to internet companies. I don't know about the other provinces. Yes, Montreal is in Quebec.

English province? We're bilingual - most online companies are Anglophone - they could 'suggest' you take a french course but they want computer savvy people first, you could learn the language as you go.

One of the companies I work for is sharing offices - the other company had 70% of their employees that are from Iceland, I'm sure none speak a word of french. :-)

kmanrox · 04-03-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Asian chicks are the best, nothing better.

word

KingK7 · 04-03-2003, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

word

foh shizzle

Centurion · 04-04-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
http://www.kdmllc.com/pics/Miami-ketil-rand.jpg

Me on the left

Ok..but we'll have to take a short trip to Vermont first!

KingK7 · 04-04-2003, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by Centurion

Ok..but we'll have to take a short trip to Vermont first!

Hmmmm...
Sorry, no, I just dont get that one...

JayJay · 04-04-2003, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

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Kman I think he said chicks

SothArtist · 04-04-2003, 06:11 AM

I'll be your arse licking, toe sucking housebuy and rename myself to sahib if it will get me a green card

angeleyes · 04-04-2003, 07:36 AM

I'll marry ya for a new corvette. lol

DamnGoodRatio · 04-04-2003, 07:41 AM

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Ok..but we'll have to take a short trip to Vermont first!

Currently, Vermont is the only US State that recognizes homosexual marriages as binding civil contracts. I don't know how that affects your green card.

Good luck, you'll need it.

DarkJedi · 04-04-2003, 07:56 AM

try green card lottery

JimW · 04-04-2003, 08:48 AM

KingK7 is seeking males only.

He may have forgotten to mention this... lol

HS-Trixxxia · 04-04-2003, 08:52 AM

KingK7,
How tall are you? I just showed your picture to my friend - she's tall 23 beautiful and looking for a serious man. The money's good but not important to her. You have to love kids and want a family.

(Thought it important to add that she's not in this business - and you have to be faithful)

Wanna send your application? ;-)

shawcutie · 04-04-2003, 09:53 AM

You planning on moving to Dallas??!!

MaxDent · 04-04-2003, 10:33 AM

Sorry king, already getting a greencard for my fiance. But there is a market for you here

04-03-2003, 09:47 PM	#1
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	I want a US greencard... marry me.. I have tons of cash, and I am cute as a button... (Well, Brad Shaw says so anyways... ) Gimme a greencard, and I'll love you long time. Post your pic, gimme some lovin' Hell, I'll even marry Labret Hans Burger can be our maid of honor

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04-03-2003, 10:29 PM	#19
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	So, Labret and LUCL0NELY for now... I better get a big-ass engagement ring... And I am not putting out... Last edited by KingK7; 04-03-2003 at 10:32 PM..

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HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	KingK7, If you have enough money to support yourself and you studied in computers, Canada will take you with open arms. (forgot to say you can 'forget' to mention the porn part until you get accepted) __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

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HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Actually, Quebec is looking for online companies, so if you can prove you have the know-how to start-up or work for online companies, you have a good chance of getting in. __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

04-03-2003, 09:49 PM	#2
Luc Duboi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,881	how much ? if it's over 24k I have some1 married u tomorrow.

04-03-2003, 09:50 PM	#3
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	You know I'd marry you, but you have to promise to paint the inside walls of my house (I've been putting it off for 2 years now), do yard work, and be willing to live in little log cabin in the middle of nowhere with me and two crazy pugs. Changing your mind?

04-03-2003, 10:09 PM	#16
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	http://www.kdmllc.com/pics/Miami-ketil-rand.jpg Me on the left

04-03-2003, 10:38 PM	#23
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	I tried, but there is no other way for me to get a greencard than doing this. Well, studies, but thats not really an option. We contacted a Texas lawyer a couple years back, but he told me straight up there was no chance in hell. See, Mohammed Atta, you let in, but not me? WTF?

04-03-2003, 10:39 PM	#25
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Anyone ever immigrated to Canada, from Europe? Cuz that would work as well.

04-03-2003, 10:56 PM	#29
Trolleater Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,441	I hope everyone involved in this thread is stoned.

04-03-2003, 11:05 PM	#32
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	BTW, I keep thinking it's better to come here and apply from inside rather than wait when you're outside. __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

04-03-2003, 11:21 PM	#34
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	I know the Quebec government is trying to attract as many online companies as possible, they're offering good breaks (portions of salaries/rent ) money to internet companies. I don't know about the other provinces. Yes, Montreal is in Quebec. English province? We're bilingual - most online companies are Anglophone - they could 'suggest' you take a french course but they want computer savvy people first, you could learn the language as you go. One of the companies I work for is sharing offices - the other company had 70% of their employees that are from Iceland, I'm sure none speak a word of french. :-) __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com Last edited by HS-Trixxxia; 04-03-2003 at 11:24 PM..

04-04-2003, 06:11 AM	#40
SothArtist Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 366	I'll be your arse licking, toe sucking housebuy and rename myself to sahib if it will get me a green card

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04-04-2003, 07:56 AM	#43
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	try green card lottery

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JimW Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 422	KingK7 is seeking males only. He may have forgotten to mention this... lol

04-04-2003, 08:52 AM	#45
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	KingK7, How tall are you? I just showed your picture to my friend - she's tall 23 beautiful and looking for a serious man. The money's good but not important to her. You have to love kids and want a family. (Thought it important to add that she's not in this business - and you have to be faithful) Wanna send your application? ;-) __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

04-04-2003, 09:53 AM	#46
shawcutie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 577	You planning on moving to Dallas??!! __________________ Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

04-04-2003, 10:33 AM	#47
MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	Sorry king, already getting a greencard for my fiance. But there is a market for you here