I want a US greencard... marry me..
 

I have tons of cash, and I am cute as a button...
(Well, Brad Shaw says so anyways... )

Gimme a greencard, and I'll love you long time.
Post your pic, gimme some lovin'

Hell, I'll even marry Labret
Hans Burger can be our maid of honor :1orglaugh

how much ?
if it's over 24k I have some1 married u tomorrow.

You know I'd marry you, but you have to promise to paint the inside walls of my house (I've been putting it off for 2 years now), do yard work, and be willing to live in little log cabin in the middle of nowhere with me and two crazy pugs. Changing your mind? :winkwink:

ten dollah, special price for you

24k is no problem, show me some pics
asian chicks would be GREAT

13 dollah i'd marry u

some azn chick will call you tomorrow.

Hey, hows it going? :)
Sounds like a plan :)

Btw, if you have the time, hit me up on ICQ
2261391

Asian chicks are the best, nothing better.

Cool! I'll pick up the paint tomorrow :thumbsup And I'll ICQ you tomorrow too - remember I'm old and it's late - I'm headed off to bed. :winkwink:

Join the US Army and you will get your Green Card. We have many Green Card soldiers fighting in the War.

Cool, looking forward to hearing from you :)

I cant join another countrys army.
I have served with Norway, and we have laws concerning this...

Cmon now. Im smart, relatively cute, and rich. You could do worse.

Sorry just an idea?

Can you post a photo of yourself? Maybe I'll take you up on that offer?

Let's fly to Vegas this weekend!
:winkwink:

He's adorable! :)

http://www.kdmllc.com/pics/Miami-ketil-rand.jpg

Me on the left

Hehe thanks the same :)

Btw, how did that iBill thing go, with the recurrings?
If you want some info, send me an ICQ... 2261391

I think I may have something that'll interest you...

So, Labret and LUCL0NELY for now...
I better get a big-ass engagement ring...

And I am not putting out...

I did that once..in college.. paid alot of my tuition and stuff. Then he got attached. ....bleck... wasn't supposed to.

Damn pesky foreigners ;)

Where was he from?

Rolf! yeah

I tried, but there is no other way for me to get a greencard than doing this. Well, studies, but thats not really an option.

We contacted a Texas lawyer a couple years back, but he told me straight up there was no chance in hell.

See, Mohammed Atta, you let in, but not me? WTF?

Maybe if you drop the "King" hehehe.

Anyone ever immigrated to Canada, from Europe? Cuz that would work as well.

Hehehe
Last time I landed in Dallas, I had a pretty thorough interview, cuz I have alot of stamps in the passport.

I mean, I am from Norway, for Gods sake.
You ever heard of a terrorist or a bad guy from Norway???
Take away the porn part, and I am pretty much decent.

KingK7,
If you have enough money to support yourself and you studied in computers, Canada will take you with open arms.

(forgot to say you can 'forget' to mention the porn part until you get accepted)

Yeah, I have the money, even for an investor VISA in the US, problem is I dont have shit for worthwhile education.
I was in my second year lawschool in 97 when good'ole Infoseek, "spice girls" and XPics with their per click proggy seriously changed my perspective of life, lol.
So I just quit that.

I hope everyone involved in this thread is stoned.

I know you love me... There is no need to hide your feelings...

Actually, Quebec is looking for online companies, so if you can prove you have the know-how to start-up or work for online companies, you have a good chance of getting in.

BTW, I keep thinking it's better to come here and apply from inside rather than wait when you're outside.

Yeah, I heard that it matters what region (or whatever ) you apply to? Is that true?

It would have to be an english one though.
Quebec is where Montreal is right?

I know the Quebec government is trying to attract as many online companies as possible, they're offering good breaks (portions of salaries/rent ) money to internet companies. I don't know about the other provinces. Yes, Montreal is in Quebec.

English province? We're bilingual - most online companies are Anglophone - they could 'suggest' you take a french course but they want computer savvy people first, you could learn the language as you go.

One of the companies I work for is sharing offices - the other company had 70% of their employees that are from Iceland, I'm sure none speak a word of french. :-)

word

foh shizzle

Ok..but we'll have to take a short trip to Vermont first!:1orglaugh

Hmmmm...
Sorry, no, I just dont get that one...

Kman I think he said chicks :winkwink:

I'll be your arse licking, toe sucking housebuy and rename myself to sahib if it will get me a green card :)

I'll marry ya for a new corvette. lol :winkwink:

Currently, Vermont is the only US State that recognizes homosexual marriages as binding civil contracts. I don't know how that affects your green card.

Good luck, you'll need it.

try green card lottery

KingK7 is seeking males only.

He may have forgotten to mention this... lol

KingK7,
How tall are you? I just showed your picture to my friend - she's tall 23 beautiful and looking for a serious man. The money's good but not important to her. You have to love kids and want a family.

(Thought it important to add that she's not in this business - and you have to be faithful)


Wanna send your application? ;-)

You planning on moving to Dallas??!!

Sorry king, already getting a greencard for my fiance. But there is a market for you here :)