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wehateporn · 07-21-2016, 03:22 AM

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

Mediamix · 07-21-2016, 03:41 AM

That made me laugh...

Struggle4Bucks · 07-21-2016, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

I ordered 2 coffee once in Starbucks Hamburg. Gave the chick a 5 euro bill and she started to make all weird sounds. I asked her "what do you want from me?". She said: "sex" so i banged her on the counter. On the policestation they explained to me the coffee was 3 euro's each...

CaptainHowdy · 07-21-2016, 06:04 AM

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Spunky · 07-21-2016, 06:56 AM

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The Porn Nerd · 07-21-2016, 08:25 AM

Now that was funny! LOL

mikesouth · 07-21-2016, 09:27 AM

ok that was funny

nikki99 · 07-21-2016, 01:47 PM

a friend from Boston bought a german laundry machine , the box says water will be at 37.7 Celcius, he didn't believe it, he put a termometer inside and it was real

the joke was funny

j3rkules · 07-21-2016, 02:46 PM

Try harder next time.

LAJ · 07-21-2016, 03:55 PM

Hahaha!!

mineistaken · 07-21-2016, 03:57 PM

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ilnjscb · 07-21-2016, 11:18 PM

I love MY german girlfriend - I asked her to rate my looks on a scale of 1-10 and she straight up asked for sex!

freecartoonporn · 07-22-2016, 01:30 AM

i had to read it twice to get it.

hehe , funny.

directfiesta · 07-22-2016, 07:03 AM

Last fall, in Trinidad in Cuba, I am on a bus going to the city . Guy on the other side of the row ask me in a very bad english at what time was the last bus to get back to the hotel .

So I answered : nine

He asks again, I ansered again nine

Third time, I realized and gestured with both hands : 9

Relic · 07-22-2016, 07:30 AM

Nine means nein!

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I think someone posted it about 12 rapefugees.

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SilentKnight · 07-22-2016, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

She kept yelling 8 with the guy before you.

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