German girlfriend
 

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

That made me laugh... :1orglaugh

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I ordered 2 coffee once in Starbucks Hamburg. Gave the chick a 5 euro bill and she started to make all weird sounds. I asked her "what do you want from me?". She said: "sex" so i banged her on the counter. On the policestation they explained to me the coffee was 3 euro's each...

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Har har...Nein Nein

Now that was funny! LOL

ok that was funny

a friend from Boston bought a german laundry machine , the box says water will be at 37.7 Celcius, he didn't believe it, he put a termometer inside and it was real

the joke was funny :1orglaugh

Try harder next time.

Hahaha!!

Good one, Mr. Tinfoil power :)

hahahahah nice one

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I love MY german girlfriend - I asked her to rate my looks on a scale of 1-10 and she straight up asked for sex!

i had to read it twice to get it.

hehe , funny.

Last fall, in Trinidad in Cuba, I am on a bus going to the city . Guy on the other side of the row ask me in a very bad english at what time was the last bus to get back to the hotel .

So I answered : nine

He asks again, I ansered again nine

Third time, I realized and gestured with both hands : 9

Nine means nein!

c/p reddit ??

9 means 9, damn it!!

I think someone posted it about 12 rapefugees.

3 of them left :)

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She kept yelling 8 with the guy before you.