Strange shit in Tampa - GoFuckYourself.com

sarettah · 12-04-2015, 09:22 AM

So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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BIGTYMER · 12-04-2015, 09:25 AM

That NBOMe is some good shit man!!

L-Pink · 12-04-2015, 09:27 AM

JohnnyClips and MrMaxwell back on the same night ..... Fuck.

pornguy · 12-04-2015, 10:18 AM

Sad day they have a Taco Hell in Ybor.

gnawledge · 12-04-2015, 11:00 AM

Ybor is nice during the day when you're attending class at HCC. At night is just the same ole drunk shit.

2MuchMark · 12-04-2015, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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You found one that can SEE

;)

SekobA · 12-04-2015, 11:35 AM

I thought at the start he grabbed your burrito, thanks god it wasnt that

MiamiBoyz · 12-04-2015, 12:05 PM

I am sorry...was that you? My bad

CourtneyR · 12-04-2015, 12:06 PM

Sounds like a normal day in Florida.

iSpyCams · 12-04-2015, 12:53 PM

I think a good solution is to not go to Taco Bell. Or if you must, use the drivethrough.

I don't think I've been in a Taco Bell in around 15 years, but last time I went, a largish man walked up to me and said: "they think we're one of them, but they have no idea what we really are" Then he did some paranoid looks over his shoulder and walked away.

I don't think I've been back, but it wasn't because of that. I just haven't felt the need.

j3rkules · 12-04-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

JohnnyClips and MrMaxwell back on the same night ..... Fuck.

EddyTheDog · 12-04-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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WeHatePorn is on vacation?..

sarettah · 12-04-2015, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

WeHatePorn is on vacation?..

Nah. ;p https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ian-night.html

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Penny24Seven · 12-04-2015, 05:12 PM

JohnnyClips had that same exact story but it was told from a different POV and I think he was the one shaking the cock LOL

Coup · 12-04-2015, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

JohnnyClips had that same exact story but it was told from a different POV and I think he was the one shaking the cock LOL

MarkTiarra · 12-04-2015, 07:28 PM

Bath salts.

Rob · 12-04-2015, 07:32 PM

Wow, how did I miss this gym of a thread? It's not often someone posts jims like this about my home town.

I'm not a big fan of Ybor since it was converted to Gaybor - not because I'm offended by gays, because it's boring as hell. Too many lizard people hang out there now.

Rob · 12-04-2015, 07:33 PM

It's been so long since I've been to Ybor, I didn't even know they had a Taco Bell there. The last time I went, they were still blocking off 7th Ave. so it was foot traffic only.

sarettah · 12-05-2015, 09:57 AM

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12-04-2015, 09:22 AM	#1
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,107	Strange shit in Tampa So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue. Weird night in Ybor I tell ya. . __________________ All cookies cleared!

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12-04-2015, 12:53 PM	#10
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	I think a good solution is to not go to Taco Bell. Or if you must, use the drivethrough. I don't think I've been in a Taco Bell in around 15 years, but last time I went, a largish man walked up to me and said: "they think we're one of them, but they have no idea what we really are" Then he did some paranoid looks over his shoulder and walked away. I don't think I've been back, but it wasn't because of that. I just haven't felt the need. __________________ - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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12-04-2015, 07:32 PM	#17
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Wow, how did I miss this gym of a thread? It's not often someone posts jims like this about my home town. I'm not a big fan of Ybor since it was converted to Gaybor - not because I'm offended by gays, because it's boring as hell. Too many lizard people hang out there now.

12-04-2015, 07:33 PM	#18
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	It's been so long since I've been to Ybor, I didn't even know they had a Taco Bell there. The last time I went, they were still blocking off 7th Ave. so it was foot traffic only.

12-05-2015, 09:57 AM	#19
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