So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.
Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.
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