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  • sarettah
    see you later, I'm gone
    • Oct 2002
    • 14321
    #1

    Strange shit in Tampa

    So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

    Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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    • BIGTYMER
      Junior Achiever
      • Nov 2004
      • 17066
      #2
      That NBOMe is some good shit man!!

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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151
          #3
          JohnnyClips and MrMaxwell back on the same night ..... Fuck.

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            • pornguy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2003
              • 62912
              #4
              Sad day they have a Taco Hell in Ybor.
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                • gnawledge
                  confirmed loser
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 1092
                  #5
                  Ybor is nice during the day when you're attending class at HCC. At night is just the same ole drunk shit.
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                    • 2MuchMark
                      Mark of 2Much.net
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 50991
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sarettah
                      So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

                      Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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                        • SekobA
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 12174
                          #7
                          I thought at the start he grabbed your burrito, thanks god it wasnt that

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                            • MiamiBoyz
                              fgfdftre6
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 6690
                              #8
                              I am sorry...was that you? My bad

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                                • CourtneyR
                                  Looking for traffic!
                                  • Jan 2012
                                  • 2980
                                  #9
                                  Sounds like a normal day in Florida.

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                                    • iSpyCams
                                      Amateur Gynecologist
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 4436
                                      #10
                                      I think a good solution is to not go to Taco Bell. Or if you must, use the drivethrough.

                                      I don't think I've been in a Taco Bell in around 15 years, but last time I went, a largish man walked up to me and said: "they think we're one of them, but they have no idea what we really are" Then he did some paranoid looks over his shoulder and walked away.

                                      I don't think I've been back, but it wasn't because of that. I just haven't felt the need.
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                                        • j3rkules
                                          VIP
                                          • Jul 2013
                                          • 22111
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                          JohnnyClips and MrMaxwell back on the same night ..... Fuck.

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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sarettah
                                              So, I'm in line at the Taco Bell, waiting for my burrito and beans. All of a sudden this guy runs in the place, grabs me, yells "die you reptilian scum" and body slams me into the wall. Then he pulls down his pants, grabs his dick and shakes it at the people in line, shouting "Wahoooo". After that he runs out of the place, jumps on a bicycle and takes off screaming something about the American Revolution being a false flag and Thomas Jefferson having scales and a forked tongue.

                                              Weird night in Ybor I tell ya.

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                                              WeHatePorn is on vacation?..

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                                                • sarettah
                                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14321
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                  WeHatePorn is on vacation?..
                                                  Nah. ;p http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ian-night.html



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                                                    • Penny24Seven
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 6287
                                                      #14
                                                      JohnnyClips had that same exact story but it was told from a different POV and I think he was the one shaking the cock LOL
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                                                        • Coup
                                                          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 9931
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Brian837
                                                          JohnnyClips had that same exact story but it was told from a different POV and I think he was the one shaking the cock LOL

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                                                            • MarkTiarra
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 3833
                                                              #16
                                                              Bath salts.

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                                                                • Rob
                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 13310
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Wow, how did I miss this gym of a thread? It's not often someone posts jims like this about my home town.

                                                                  I'm not a big fan of Ybor since it was converted to Gaybor - not because I'm offended by gays, because it's boring as hell. Too many lizard people hang out there now.

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                                                                    • Rob
                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 13310
                                                                      #18
                                                                      It's been so long since I've been to Ybor, I didn't even know they had a Taco Bell there. The last time I went, they were still blocking off 7th Ave. so it was foot traffic only.

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                                                                        • sarettah
                                                                          see you later, I'm gone
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 14321
                                                                          #19








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