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Malaysian Man Claims to be Richest Person in the World with a Net Worth of $6.4 Trillion
![]() ![]() A Malaysian man named Kamal Ashnawi is claiming to be the world's richest man with a net worth of $6.4 trillion. Now, I know what you're thinking, this guy must be a certifiable nut job right? Well, it's not that simple. Kamal Ashnawai is the President and CEO of a privately held oil and gas company called Sierra Petroleum World and he made the trillion dollar declaration this afternoon at a press conference attended by several large media outlets. During the press conference, Ashnawi showed reporters copies of bank statements and other documents that supposedly prove that he personally controls over 1000 royal bank accounts. In case you were wondering, $6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world. Ashnawi felt compelled to make his astonish personal wealth public after one of his crude oil processing plants suffered irreversible failures and people began to question the solvency of his company. To make up for the failure, Kamal announced today that he was investing some of his vast fortune into projects to boost the Malaysian economy. Kamal also claimed that after watching the movie "National Treasure" he laughed at the "pathetic" amount of gold and jewels protagonist Nicholas Cage finds in the final scene. He also believes that two ancient Chinese emperors live inside him and he is their mutual re-incarnation. |
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I'll take a % of that, thanks!
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false flag confession
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I am God - You know it's true because you saw it on the internet - Remember you saw it first on GFY...
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I want a puppy for christmas.
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yes, he fuck you good
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The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.
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Hello world!
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Alrightie then
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Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.
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I LOLed and then did a google search. Try $700 trillion.
Fuck me silly with a well hung donkey. That's a lot of fucking money.
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![]() So that means he can afford a stylist right?
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Well, good luck to him.
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if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?
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Let's Make Money
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He is cool!
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Paper money.. Loads more in credit..
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^ I get that, what I'm saying is where did this 87% figure come from? Or are they saying that 87% is cash, and matey has $6.4 trillion in cash?
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most people are really bad at math. You just found a perfect example of this.
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So what would you do with that kind of money?
I would buy the Laker Girls and keep them oiled up, naked and making out all over my mansion. When I'm done with my morning coffee, the fun starts. This happens every day until I get bored or my dick look like piece of hamburger meat, whichever comes first. And this could be had for a mere fraction of that 64 trillion.
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He said god... NOT Santa... Pay attention
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Bullshit
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Well that is crazy..
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