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eipstudios 11-12-2014 05:10 PM

Malaysian Man Claims to be Richest Person in the World with a Net Worth of $6.4 Trillion
 
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A Malaysian man named Kamal Ashnawi is claiming to be the world's richest man with a net worth of $6.4 trillion. Now, I know what you're thinking, this guy must be a certifiable nut job right? Well, it's not that simple. Kamal Ashnawai is the President and CEO of a privately held oil and gas company called Sierra Petroleum World and he made the trillion dollar declaration this afternoon at a press conference attended by several large media outlets. During the press conference, Ashnawi showed reporters copies of bank statements and other documents that supposedly prove that he personally controls over 1000 royal bank accounts. In case you were wondering, $6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.

Ashnawi felt compelled to make his astonish personal wealth public after one of his crude oil processing plants suffered irreversible failures and people began to question the solvency of his company. To make up for the failure, Kamal announced today that he was investing some of his vast fortune into projects to boost the Malaysian economy. Kamal also claimed that after watching the movie "National Treasure" he laughed at the "pathetic" amount of gold and jewels protagonist Nicholas Cage finds in the final scene. He also believes that two ancient Chinese emperors live inside him and he is their mutual re-incarnation.

Feng-PD 11-12-2014 05:17 PM

I'll take a % of that, thanks!

JFK 11-12-2014 05:21 PM

interesting :thumbsup There goes the Royal bank closing all his accounts :Graucho

mineistaken 11-12-2014 05:46 PM

false flag confession

EddyTheDog 11-12-2014 06:16 PM

I am God - You know it's true because you saw it on the internet - Remember you saw it first on GFY...

420 11-12-2014 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20287644)
I am God - You know it's true because you saw it on the internet - Remember you saw it first on GFY...

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xXXtesy10 11-12-2014 07:41 PM

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BFT3K 11-12-2014 07:44 PM

The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.

420 11-12-2014 07:47 PM

Quote:

In case you were wondering, $6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.
US national debt = 14% of all money in world = 1 out of 7 monies are belong to china

Drake 11-12-2014 07:51 PM

Alrightie then

420 11-12-2014 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake (Post 20287726)
Alrightie then

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bronco67 11-12-2014 08:57 PM

Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.

420 11-12-2014 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20287771)
Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.

1 myr is worth 30 cents. 6.4 trillion malaysian ringgit is about 2 trillion bucks. :winkwink:

Rochard 11-12-2014 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 20287723)
The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.

I LOLed and then did a google search. Try $700 trillion.

Fuck me silly with a well hung donkey. That's a lot of fucking money.

Pornopat 11-13-2014 12:20 AM

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So that means he can afford a stylist right?

420 11-13-2014 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 20287849)

So that means he can afford a stylist right?

He can afford this one.

John-ACWM 11-13-2014 04:13 AM

Well, good luck to him.

seeandsee 11-13-2014 04:29 AM

$6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.

He will never use even 0.0001 of his money lol

Jel 11-13-2014 04:41 AM

if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?

adultchatpay 11-13-2014 05:08 AM

He is cool!

onwebcam 11-13-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20287959)
if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?

Paper money.. Loads more in credit..

Jel 11-13-2014 07:18 AM

^ I get that, what I'm saying is where did this 87% figure come from? Or are they saying that 87% is cash, and matey has $6.4 trillion in cash?

PR_Glen 11-13-2014 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20287959)
if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?

most people are really bad at math. You just found a perfect example of this.

Jel 11-13-2014 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20288126)
most people are really bad at math. You just found a perfect example of this.

If by 'most', you mean '49% or more', I agree :thumbsup

SekobA 11-13-2014 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20287771)
Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 11-13-2014 08:54 AM

So what would you do with that kind of money?

I would buy the Laker Girls and keep them oiled up, naked and making out all over my mansion. When I'm done with my morning coffee, the fun starts. This happens every day until I get bored or my dick look like piece of hamburger meat, whichever comes first.

And this could be had for a mere fraction of that 64 trillion.

Jman 11-13-2014 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20287709)
I want a puppy for christmas.

He said god... NOT Santa... Pay attention :pimp

baddog 11-13-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 20287723)
The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.

Bullshit

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20287796)
I LOLed and then did a google search. Try $700 trillion.

Fuck me silly with a well hung donkey. That's a lot of fucking money.

Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet? Try common sense, just once

http://onlygold.com/Info/All-The-Gold-In-The-World.asp

BFT3K 11-13-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20288400)
Bullshit

Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet? Try common sense, just once

http://onlygold.com/Info/All-The-Gold-In-The-World.asp

"Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet?"

How does that not work both ways?

baddog 11-13-2014 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 20288403)
"Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet?"

How does that not work both ways?

I like how you eliminated the most important part of my statement.

BFT3K 11-13-2014 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20288407)
I like how you eliminated the most important part of my statement.

What part - the "bullshit" reference, or the link to the information YOU find credible on the internet that YOU don't trust?

HollywoodRevenue 11-13-2014 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 20288429)
What part - the "bullshit" reference, or the link to the information YOU find credible on the internet that YOU don't trust?

dont think baddog was stating his link was credible..he was just making a point you can find lots of bullshit on the net..:2 cents:

WDF 11-13-2014 07:51 PM

6.4 Trillion, That's a lot of Dongs!

420 11-13-2014 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HollywoodRevenue (Post 20289078)
dont think baddog was stating his link was credible..he was just making a point you can find lots of bullshit on the net..:2 cents:

I don't know if I should believe you since you are telling me on the internet.

OfferGrindScott 11-13-2014 08:40 PM

Well that is crazy..

420 11-13-2014 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cman85 (Post 20289124)
Well that is crazy..

Offergrind has a measly 6.1 trillion.

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