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Old 11-12-2014, 05:10 PM   #1
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Malaysian Man Claims to be Richest Person in the World with a Net Worth of $6.4 Trillion






A Malaysian man named Kamal Ashnawi is claiming to be the world's richest man with a net worth of $6.4 trillion. Now, I know what you're thinking, this guy must be a certifiable nut job right? Well, it's not that simple. Kamal Ashnawai is the President and CEO of a privately held oil and gas company called Sierra Petroleum World and he made the trillion dollar declaration this afternoon at a press conference attended by several large media outlets. During the press conference, Ashnawi showed reporters copies of bank statements and other documents that supposedly prove that he personally controls over 1000 royal bank accounts. In case you were wondering, $6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.

Ashnawi felt compelled to make his astonish personal wealth public after one of his crude oil processing plants suffered irreversible failures and people began to question the solvency of his company. To make up for the failure, Kamal announced today that he was investing some of his vast fortune into projects to boost the Malaysian economy. Kamal also claimed that after watching the movie "National Treasure" he laughed at the "pathetic" amount of gold and jewels protagonist Nicholas Cage finds in the final scene. He also believes that two ancient Chinese emperors live inside him and he is their mutual re-incarnation.
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Old 11-12-2014, 05:17 PM   #2
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interesting There goes the Royal bank closing all his accounts
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The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.
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In case you were wondering, $6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.
US national debt = 14% of all money in world = 1 out of 7 monies are belong to china
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Old 11-12-2014, 07:51 PM   #10
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Old 11-12-2014, 08:57 PM   #12
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Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.
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Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.
1 myr is worth 30 cents. 6.4 trillion malaysian ringgit is about 2 trillion bucks.
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The Rothchilds are worth over $500 Trillion.
I LOLed and then did a google search. Try $700 trillion.

Fuck me silly with a well hung donkey. That's a lot of fucking money.
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So that means he can afford a stylist right?
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So that means he can afford a stylist right?
He can afford this one.
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Old 11-13-2014, 04:13 AM   #17
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Well, good luck to him.
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Old 11-13-2014, 04:29 AM   #18
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$6.4 trillion is the equivalent of 87% of all the money in the world.

He will never use even 0.0001 of his money lol
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if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:17 AM   #21
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if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?
Paper money.. Loads more in credit..
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^ I get that, what I'm saying is where did this 87% figure come from? Or are they saying that 87% is cash, and matey has $6.4 trillion in cash?
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if $6.4 trillion is supposedly 87% of all the money in the world, how can the rothschilds have $700 trillion. how much money is there really in the world?
most people are really bad at math. You just found a perfect example of this.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:58 AM   #24
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most people are really bad at math. You just found a perfect example of this.
If by 'most', you mean '49% or more', I agree
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Is that 6.4 trillion Malaysian dollars? So it would be around 20 bucks.
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So what would you do with that kind of money?

I would buy the Laker Girls and keep them oiled up, naked and making out all over my mansion. When I'm done with my morning coffee, the fun starts. This happens every day until I get bored or my dick look like piece of hamburger meat, whichever comes first.

And this could be had for a mere fraction of that 64 trillion.
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I LOLed and then did a google search. Try $700 trillion.

Fuck me silly with a well hung donkey. That's a lot of fucking money.
Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet? Try common sense, just once

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Bullshit

Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet? Try common sense, just once

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"Holy fuck; you believe everything you read on the Internet?"

How does that not work both ways?
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How does that not work both ways?
I like how you eliminated the most important part of my statement.
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I like how you eliminated the most important part of my statement.
What part - the "bullshit" reference, or the link to the information YOU find credible on the internet that YOU don't trust?
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What part - the "bullshit" reference, or the link to the information YOU find credible on the internet that YOU don't trust?
dont think baddog was stating his link was credible..he was just making a point you can find lots of bullshit on the net..
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dont think baddog was stating his link was credible..he was just making a point you can find lots of bullshit on the net..
I don't know if I should believe you since you are telling me on the internet.
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Well that is crazy..
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Well that is crazy..
Offergrind has a measly 6.1 trillion.

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