Doctor says Elvis is Alive - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 10-03-2013, 03:15 PM

This isn't a conspiracy I've looked into, I'd just assumed he was dead. For what it's worth, here's a YouTube video on the topic. Anyone GFYers believe he could still be alive?

MrBottomTooth · 10-03-2013, 03:22 PM

Lol at them superimposing elvis' face over that crackhead's picture.

L-Pink · 10-03-2013, 03:36 PM

Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.

JFK · 10-03-2013, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.

WOW, you have a subscription?

JockoHomo · 10-03-2013, 04:54 PM

Not only is he alive but he is has been a presidential adviser since the Nixon years. In fact, he has an apartment in a bunker under area 51 in Nevada where he has been cloned. His clones are currently being trained for the first of what are many planned manned mission to Mars.

The master plan is to keep sending clones of Elvis to Mars to build a colony there (once they perfect the atmosphere) and continue the human species.

SilentKnight · 10-03-2013, 05:08 PM

Faux News

kane · 10-03-2013, 05:14 PM

I have a friend that is a big Elvis fan and he believes to his core that Elvis is alive.

If you have ever seen the movie Bubba Ho Tep you know the truth of what happened to Elvis.

ThunderBalls · 10-03-2013, 07:19 PM

In a couple of thousands of years Elvis will be known for walking on water and healing the sick.

Arnox · 10-03-2013, 08:48 PM

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.

10-03-2013, 04:54 PM	#5
JockoHomo "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT" Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Dark side of the moon Posts: 1,523	Not only is he alive but he is has been a presidential adviser since the Nixon years. In fact, he has an apartment in a bunker under area 51 in Nevada where he has been cloned. His clones are currently being trained for the first of what are many planned manned mission to Mars. The master plan is to keep sending clones of Elvis to Mars to build a colony there (once they perfect the atmosphere) and continue the human species.

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Faux News

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I have a friend that is a big Elvis fan and he believes to his core that Elvis is alive. If you have ever seen the movie Bubba Ho Tep you know the truth of what happened to Elvis.

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ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	In a couple of thousands of years Elvis will be known for walking on water and healing the sick.