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Doctor says Elvis is Alive
This isn't a conspiracy I've looked into, I'd just assumed he was dead. For what it's worth, here's a YouTube video on the topic. Anyone GFYers believe he could still be alive?
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Lol at them superimposing elvis' face over that crackhead's picture.
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Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.
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Quote:
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Not only is he alive but he is has been a presidential adviser since the Nixon years. In fact, he has an apartment in a bunker under area 51 in Nevada where he has been cloned. His clones are currently being trained for the first of what are many planned manned mission to Mars.
The master plan is to keep sending clones of Elvis to Mars to build a colony there (once they perfect the atmosphere) and continue the human species. |
Faux News
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I have a friend that is a big Elvis fan and he believes to his core that Elvis is alive.
If you have ever seen the movie Bubba Ho Tep you know the truth of what happened to Elvis. |
In a couple of thousands of years Elvis will be known for walking on water and healing the sick.
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That satisfying feeling when you can guess the poster of a thread simply by the title.
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