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harvey · 04-16-2013, 05:56 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3061841.html

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An Iranian inventor recently claimed he created a "time machine," according to reports. But the Internet is skeptical, and with good reason.

The Telegraph caused a stir Wednesday with a story about a young Tehran-based scientist, Ali Razeghi, and an invention he calls "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine." Reportedly something of a mad scientist, Razeghi claimed the device, which "easily fits into the size of a personal computer case," can predict with 98-percent accuracy the future five to eight years of an individual's life.

The Telegraph cited an earlier story, in Farsi, by Iranian news agency Fars. However, The Washington Post reports that Fars quietly deleted the story, even as it began to go viral among Western media outlets. (Fars' link is now dead.) The Atlantic Wire points out that the story never even made it to the Science section on the site's English-language side.

A separate interview with Razeghi was published in Farsi by Iranian news site Entekhab. The story says Razeghi is a supervisor at Iran's Center for Strategic Inventions and Inventors and claims that his baffling invention won't be available for another few years, at least. "We're waiting for conditions to improve in Iran," Razeghi told the outlet, according to a translation by The Huffington Post.

Razeghi was coy during the interview, refusing to give out many details because he was worried his idea would be stolen and reproduced by China. He did say, however, that his device incorporates both hardware and software components, and that it cost roughly 500,000 Iranian tomans (about $400). When asked whether he was worried the machine might cause problems, he said he envisions it used selectively, to tell a couple the future sex of their child, for example.

Neither Iran nor Razeghi have publicly responded to the report.

Radio Free Europe writes that "most Iran watchers will be treating his announcement with a certain amount of skepticism," in light of a recent flap that involved a Photoshopped picture of Iran's Qaher-313 stealth fighter jet.

Scientists around the world have made previous claims (some dubious, some less so) about their own "time machine" inventions. In 2009, a man named Steve Gibbs, of Clearwater, Neb., said he had invented a "hyperdimensional resonator," which he claimed could be used for "out-of-body time travel," according to the Examiner.

More recently, in 2011, physicists from Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., announced they had developed a "time cloak" that they say can hide events for trillionths of a second.

harvey · 04-16-2013, 06:04 PM

Best-In-BC · 04-16-2013, 06:10 PM

Whats that smell ?
Sniff Sniff Snifff

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brassmonkey · 04-16-2013, 06:45 PM

they put opium in his coffee

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SomeCreep · 04-16-2013, 07:03 PM

Colmike9 · 04-16-2013, 07:06 PM

I have one, too, and mine cost me less than $400

pornmasta · 04-16-2013, 07:16 PM

The best way to predict people's life is to fuck it:

eg: your are christian ? no problem, here is your gulag in north korea...
You want to become a politician ? no problem we are gonna rape your to destroy your reputation and so you will stay an asshole...: Here is your prediction, you'll stay an asshole.
You want freedom ? no problem, we are gonna conspirate to put you in jail and in 8 years ... you'll be in jail ... (2% of chance that you are in a grave...)

oh btw:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy_(arrow_of_time)

Supz · 04-16-2013, 07:58 PM

privatesociety · 04-17-2013, 04:05 AM

We've been doomed for years

seeandsee · 04-17-2013, 04:15 AM

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ludballs · 04-17-2013, 04:36 AM

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For 24 hours

Chosen · 04-17-2013, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

I have one, too, and mine cost me less than $400

Rochard · 04-17-2013, 09:23 AM

If he had invented a time machine, how come we aren't all Muslim by now?

The Duck · 04-17-2013, 09:27 AM

Sounds legit.

harvey · 04-17-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

If he had invented a time machine, how come we aren't all Muslim by now?

you're. You just don't know it yet

rowan · 04-17-2013, 04:43 PM

Wonder if he'll use his time machine to predict whether it will be successful.

RyuLion · 04-17-2013, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by privatesociety

We've been doomed for years

j/k

CaptainHowdy · 04-17-2013, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by privatesociety

We've been doomed for years

2013 · 04-17-2013, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

mineistaken · 04-17-2013, 06:58 PM

You reminded my azido da bass dooms night song, it was cool back then

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cYwggM2UGk

dillfly2000 · 04-18-2013, 12:04 AM

Ever Since humans decided to throw rocks and sticks at each other we were doomed.

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