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harvey 04-16-2013 05:56 PM

we're doomed
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3061841.html

Quote:

An Iranian inventor recently claimed he created a "time machine," according to reports. But the Internet is skeptical, and with good reason.

The Telegraph caused a stir Wednesday with a story about a young Tehran-based scientist, Ali Razeghi, and an invention he calls "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine." Reportedly something of a mad scientist, Razeghi claimed the device, which "easily fits into the size of a personal computer case," can predict with 98-percent accuracy the future five to eight years of an individual's life.

The Telegraph cited an earlier story, in Farsi, by Iranian news agency Fars. However, The Washington Post reports that Fars quietly deleted the story, even as it began to go viral among Western media outlets. (Fars' link is now dead.) The Atlantic Wire points out that the story never even made it to the Science section on the site's English-language side.

A separate interview with Razeghi was published in Farsi by Iranian news site Entekhab. The story says Razeghi is a supervisor at Iran's Center for Strategic Inventions and Inventors and claims that his baffling invention won't be available for another few years, at least. "We're waiting for conditions to improve in Iran," Razeghi told the outlet, according to a translation by The Huffington Post.

Razeghi was coy during the interview, refusing to give out many details because he was worried his idea would be stolen and reproduced by China. He did say, however, that his device incorporates both hardware and software components, and that it cost roughly 500,000 Iranian tomans (about $400). When asked whether he was worried the machine might cause problems, he said he envisions it used selectively, to tell a couple the future sex of their child, for example.

Neither Iran nor Razeghi have publicly responded to the report.

Radio Free Europe writes that "most Iran watchers will be treating his announcement with a certain amount of skepticism," in light of a recent flap that involved a Photoshopped picture of Iran's Qaher-313 stealth fighter jet.

Scientists around the world have made previous claims (some dubious, some less so) about their own "time machine" inventions. In 2009, a man named Steve Gibbs, of Clearwater, Neb., said he had invented a "hyperdimensional resonator," which he claimed could be used for "out-of-body time travel," according to the Examiner.

More recently, in 2011, physicists from Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., announced they had developed a "time cloak" that they say can hide events for trillionths of a second.

harvey 04-16-2013 06:04 PM

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Best-In-BC 04-16-2013 06:10 PM

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Yep, Its Bullshit!

brassmonkey 04-16-2013 06:45 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh they put opium in his coffee

SilentKnight 04-16-2013 07:00 PM

I picked one up for $179 at:

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P.S. - Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab in 2018.

SomeCreep 04-16-2013 07:03 PM

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Colmike9 04-16-2013 07:06 PM

I have one, too, and mine cost me less than $400 :upsidedow

http://www.thebalancedmind.org/sites...magic8ball.jpg

pornmasta 04-16-2013 07:16 PM

The best way to predict people's life is to fuck it:

eg: your are christian ? no problem, here is your gulag in north korea...
You want to become a politician ? no problem we are gonna rape your to destroy your reputation and so you will stay an asshole...: Here is your prediction, you'll stay an asshole.
You want freedom ? no problem, we are gonna conspirate to put you in jail and in 8 years ... you'll be in jail ... (2% of chance that you are in a grave...)

oh btw:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy_(arrow_of_time)

Supz 04-16-2013 07:58 PM

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privatesociety 04-17-2013 04:05 AM

We've been doomed for years

seeandsee 04-17-2013 04:15 AM

he will be rich in 24hours

ludballs 04-17-2013 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19582028)
he will be rich in 24hours

For 24 hours:1orglaugh

Chosen 04-17-2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19581619)
I have one, too, and mine cost me less than $400 :upsidedow

http://www.thebalancedmind.org/sites...magic8ball.jpg

:1orglaugh

Rochard 04-17-2013 09:23 AM

If he had invented a time machine, how come we aren't all Muslim by now?

The Duck 04-17-2013 09:27 AM

Sounds legit.

harvey 04-17-2013 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19582418)
If he had invented a time machine, how come we aren't all Muslim by now?

you're. You just don't know it yet :anon

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/n...c9a8837c89.jpg

rowan 04-17-2013 04:43 PM

Wonder if he'll use his time machine to predict whether it will be successful.

RyuLion 04-17-2013 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privatesociety (Post 19582018)
We've been doomed for years

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

j/k

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2013 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privatesociety (Post 19582018)
We've been doomed for years

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/31808027.jpg

2013 04-17-2013 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19583313)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 04-17-2013 06:58 PM

You reminded my azido da bass dooms night song, it was cool back then :)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cYwggM2UGk

dillfly2000 04-18-2013 12:04 AM

Ever Since humans decided to throw rocks and sticks at each other we were doomed.


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