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mrgica · 11-05-2012, 05:15 PM

Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

scottybuzz · 11-05-2012, 05:16 PM

hehe

what came first, the chicken or the egg

mrgica · 11-05-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

hehe

what came first, the chicken or the egg

According to scientists... protein found only in a chicken's ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, the egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.

sandman! · 11-05-2012, 05:25 PM

xNetworx · 11-05-2012, 05:26 PM

pornmasta · 11-05-2012, 05:53 PM

god doesn't need to be logic, he is almighty...

Spunky · 11-05-2012, 06:06 PM

Jesus is lord!

mrgica · 11-05-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

god doesn't need to be logic, he is almighty...

Thanks, I always knew i was logic.

mrgica · 11-05-2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Jesus is lord!

Is that a fact? Because sometimes I believe in indian rat god

SilentKnight · 11-05-2012, 07:32 PM

CyberHustler · 11-05-2012, 07:34 PM

God is as powerful for you as you want him/her/it to be...

MiLo · 11-05-2012, 07:52 PM

DAMNMAN · 11-05-2012, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

Good one - George Carlin circa 1974 or so.

Can god create a cock so big that he himself can't suck it? (The fucking cock sucker!!!)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-06-2012, 02:05 AM

ADG

mavruda · 11-06-2012, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

That's easy to answer:

seeandsee · 11-06-2012, 03:22 AM

Are there cars in heaven?

CurrentlySober · 11-06-2012, 03:36 AM

My Answer?

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=19297097#post19297097

Paul Markham · 11-06-2012, 04:25 AM

God kills people. It must be true, it's written in his own words.

LAJ · 11-06-2012, 08:48 AM

God is all powerful in the same way that santa claus is all knowing.

michael.kickass · 11-06-2012, 09:28 AM

There is no god.

BlackCrayon · 11-06-2012, 09:30 AM

sure gods all powerful but does he have lips???

Scott McD · 11-06-2012, 09:31 AM

Fatfoo has all the answers...

Yngwie · 11-06-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

God is all powerful in the same way that santa claus is all knowing.

Don't forget the Easter bunny. That fluffy bastard has power! haha

idolbucks · 11-07-2012, 12:03 PM

Technically if a God existed in a universe and wanted make a rock that he couldn't lift, he could. He could temporarily change the factors involved in lifting the rock such as the weight of the rock or his ability to life the rock. To put it simply for instance let's say he decided to temporarily have the strength of the average human, and since he created all the rocks before hand, now he can't lift them.

So he can create a rock he can't lift.

An interesting point of view to look at the Universe could be that some form of God or the Universe exists and say grew bored of knowing everything so created billions of spawns of consciousness who's job was to experience a tiny piece of the whole of knowing and life, which would be each of us.

But really, who knows.

Tom_PM · 11-07-2012, 12:32 PM

His cologne is too strong if that's what you mean.

MarkDeus · 11-07-2012, 12:37 PM

I dunno about that, but he couldn't get Romney elected.

CDSmith · 11-07-2012, 12:37 PM

God created Tim Hortons.

That's all I know.

Tjeezers · 11-07-2012, 01:51 PM

he might just send us one in the shape of a asteroid

Anyway, you can ask your question to God himself
https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove

Captain Kawaii · 11-07-2012, 02:00 PM

I love the god questions.

TheLegacy · 11-07-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MiLo

Great movie

GAMEFINEST · 11-07-2012, 02:19 PM

God is universal power.

2012 · 11-07-2012, 02:29 PM

scarlettcontent · 11-07-2012, 02:46 PM

yes, I fink so

FlowerKid · 11-07-2012, 03:19 PM

God is an asshole, sometimes.

SilentKnight · 11-07-2012, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

God created Tim Hortons.

That's all I know.

Oh great...another Timmies t-shirt slogan my wife will have to buy.

She already has, "Gimme my Timmies...and no one get hurt."

pornmasta · 11-07-2012, 05:50 PM

tfs · 11-07-2012, 06:18 PM

Pornographers discussing God and religion. Wow...

Hint: God DOES have a name and HE does not take the bus.

Shagbunny · 11-08-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tfs

Pornographers discussing God and religion. Wow...

Hint: God DOES have a name and HE does not take the bus.

Man made god and this fictional character has many names depending on what part of the world and what edition of the storybook you have.

Dirty F · 11-08-2012, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Great movie

That movie was so fucking bad. Just ridiculous.

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