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  • mrgica
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    • Jan 2004
    • 2169

    #1

    Is god all powerful?

    Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?
    Fuck it dude, lets go bowling
  • scottybuzz
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    • May 2006
    • 14799

    #2
    hehe

    what came first, the chicken or the egg
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    • mrgica
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      • Jan 2004
      • 2169

      #3
      Originally posted by scottybuzz
      hehe

      what came first, the chicken or the egg
      According to scientists... protein found only in a chicken's ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, the egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.
      Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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      • sandman!
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        • Mar 2001
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        #4
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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445

          #5

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          • pornmasta
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            • Jun 2006
            • 20019

            #6
            god doesn't need to be logic, he is almighty...

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Jesus is lord!

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              • mrgica
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                • Jan 2004
                • 2169

                #8
                Originally posted by pornmasta
                god doesn't need to be logic, he is almighty...
                Thanks, I always knew i was logic.
                Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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                • mrgica
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2169

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  Jesus is lord!
                  Is that a fact? Because sometimes I believe in indian rat god
                  Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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                  • SilentKnight
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                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24818

                    #10

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                    • CyberHustler
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                      • Feb 2006
                      • 28749

                      #11
                      God is as powerful for you as you want him/her/it to be...
                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                      • MiLo
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                        • May 2002
                        • 2970

                        #12
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                        • DAMNMAN
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                          • Dec 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mrgica
                          Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?
                          Good one - George Carlin circa 1974 or so.


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                            • Jul 2004
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                            #14




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                            • mavruda
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2597

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mrgica
                              Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?
                              That's easy to answer:

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                              • seeandsee
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                                • Mar 2006
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                                #16
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                                • CurrentlySober
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                                  • Aug 2002
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                                  #17
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                                  • Paul Markham
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                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 52942

                                    #18
                                    God kills people. It must be true, it's written in his own words.



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                                    • LAJ
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                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 5567

                                      #19
                                      God is all powerful in the same way that santa claus is all knowing.
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                                      • michael.kickass
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                                        #20
                                        There is no god.
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                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                          • Jun 2003
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                                          #21
                                          sure gods all powerful but does he have lips???
                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                          • Scott McD
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                                            • Nov 2002
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                                            #22
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                                            • Yngwie
                                              I am an Alien from space
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 11118

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LAJ
                                              God is all powerful in the same way that santa claus is all knowing.
                                              Don't forget the Easter bunny. That fluffy bastard has power! haha
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                                              • idolbucks
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                                                • Dec 2008
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                                                #24
                                                Technically if a God existed in a universe and wanted make a rock that he couldn't lift, he could. He could temporarily change the factors involved in lifting the rock such as the weight of the rock or his ability to life the rock. To put it simply for instance let's say he decided to temporarily have the strength of the average human, and since he created all the rocks before hand, now he can't lift them.

                                                So he can create a rock he can't lift.

                                                An interesting point of view to look at the Universe could be that some form of God or the Universe exists and say grew bored of knowing everything so created billions of spawns of consciousness who's job was to experience a tiny piece of the whole of knowing and life, which would be each of us.

                                                But really, who knows.
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                                                • Tom_PM
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                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • MarkDeus
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                                                    #26
                                                    I dunno about that, but he couldn't get Romney elected.
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      God created Tim Hortons.

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                                                      • Tjeezers
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                                                        • Mar 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        he might just send us one in the shape of a asteroid

                                                        Anyway, you can ask your question to God himself
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                                                        • Captain Kawaii
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                                                          • Oct 2007
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                                                          #29
                                                          I love the god questions.

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                                                          • TheLegacy
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MiLo
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                                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                                              #31
                                                              God is universal power.
                                                              Compound interest.

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                                                                • Jul 2006
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • scarlettcontent
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                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 6031

                                                                  #33
                                                                  yes, I fink so


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                                                                  • FlowerKid
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                                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    God is an asshole, sometimes.

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24818

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      God created Tim Hortons.

                                                                      That's all I know.
                                                                      Oh great...another Timmies t-shirt slogan my wife will have to buy.

                                                                      She already has, "Gimme my Timmies...and no one get hurt."

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                                                                      • pornmasta
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                                                                        • Jun 2006
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • tfs
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                                                                          • Dec 2005
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                                                                          #37


                                                                          Pornographers discussing God and religion. Wow...

                                                                          Hint: God DOES have a name and HE does not take the bus.

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                                                                          • Shagbunny
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                                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                                            • 3028

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by tfs


                                                                            Pornographers discussing God and religion. Wow...

                                                                            Hint: God DOES have a name and HE does not take the bus.
                                                                            Man made god and this fictional character has many names depending on what part of the world and what edition of the storybook you have.

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                                                                            • Dirty F
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                                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                              Great movie
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