Is god all powerful?
 

Can god make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

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what came first, the chicken or the egg

According to scientists... protein found only in a chicken's ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, the egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken. :winkwink:

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god doesn't need to be logic, he is almighty...

Jesus is lord!

Thanks, I always knew i was logic. :winkwink:

Is that a fact? Because sometimes I believe in indian rat god

Good one - George Carlin circa 1974 or so.


Can god create a cock so big that he himself can't suck it? (The fucking cock sucker!!!)
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ADG

That's easy to answer:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cUfJPcd3Qx...mb-400x498.jpg

Are there cars in heaven?

My Answer?


https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=19297097#post19297097

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God kills people. It must be true, it's written in his own words.

God is all powerful in the same way that santa claus is all knowing.

There is no god.

sure gods all powerful but does he have lips???

Fatfoo has all the answers...

Don't forget the Easter bunny. That fluffy bastard has power! haha

Technically if a God existed in a universe and wanted make a rock that he couldn't lift, he could. He could temporarily change the factors involved in lifting the rock such as the weight of the rock or his ability to life the rock. To put it simply for instance let's say he decided to temporarily have the strength of the average human, and since he created all the rocks before hand, now he can't lift them.

So he can create a rock he can't lift.

An interesting point of view to look at the Universe could be that some form of God or the Universe exists and say grew bored of knowing everything so created billions of spawns of consciousness who's job was to experience a tiny piece of the whole of knowing and life, which would be each of us.

But really, who knows.

His cologne is too strong if that's what you mean.

I dunno about that, but he couldn't get Romney elected.

God created Tim Hortons.

That's all I know.

he might just send us one in the shape of a asteroid

Anyway, you can ask your question to God himself
https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove

I love the god questions.

Great movie :)

God is universal power.

yes, I fink so

God is an asshole, sometimes.

Oh great...another Timmies t-shirt slogan my wife will have to buy. :1orglaugh

She already has, "Gimme my Timmies...and no one get hurt."

Pornographers discussing God and religion. Wow...

Hint: God DOES have a name and HE does not take the bus.

Man made god and this fictional character has many names depending on what part of the world and what edition of the storybook you have.

That movie was so fucking bad. Just ridiculous.