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Paul&John · 02-15-2012, 02:18 PM

ok so I watched a few episodes from it and I mostly laugh at stuff they say, but there are still many solid questions/mysteries which haven't been answered yet, like:

- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..
- how did they cut the perfect hieroglyphs into granite stones,
- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond
- how was the rock-cut cave monument in India (granite hill) done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajanta_Caves

etc etc
whats your thought on that?

asdasd · 02-15-2012, 02:20 PM

Powerful information doesn't belong to the weak?

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:20 PM

My thought is that we know exactly how they did it and only simple minded people who refuse to read about it believe in crazy alien stories.

u-Bob · 02-15-2012, 02:20 PM

How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:21 PM

It's just insane that there still are so many people who think the Pyramids are one big mystery and they were impossible to built so they must've had help.
Just fucking dumb.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

I did some lines off her tits. No mystery here either.

Emil · 02-15-2012, 02:26 PM

asdasd · 02-15-2012, 02:29 PM

nice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Lines

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil

Please, don't tell me you think this is some kind of alien landing strip.
People who believe in that shit need to be shot.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by asdasd

Powerful information doesn't belong to the weak?

How many more times are you gonna edit your post?

NaughtyRob · 02-15-2012, 02:35 PM

We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens. And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens. And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

Holy shit, you have to be fucking kidding me?

Where the hell do did you get such ideas? Where do you freaks get this from shit from?

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:37 PM

Tell me what exactly can't be explained and what can't be done today.
And and ofcourse some kind of proof that were half alien or whatever.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 02:37 PM

Let me guess, you are religious, believe in ghosts and are into conspiracies. Am i right?

2MuchMark · 02-15-2012, 02:42 PM

Just. Stop.

asdasd · 02-15-2012, 02:42 PM

All bases are belong to anonymous.

Overload · 02-15-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

ok so I watched a few episodes from it and I mostly laugh at stuff they say, but there are still many solid questions/mysteries which haven't been answered yet, like:

- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..
- how did they cut the perfect hieroglyphs into granite stones,
- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond
- how was the rock-cut cave monument in India (granite hill) done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajanta_Caves

etc etc
whats your thought on that?

geez ... the last three hows are so fucking easy ... they used DOLORIT (a stone even harder than granite)

for the first ... enuff manpower and a lil brain can move a mountain

Paul Markham · 02-15-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

geez ... the last three hows are so fucking easy ... they used DOLORIT (a stone even harder than granite)

for the first ... enuff manpower and a lil brain can move a mountain

Got in before me.

That program is like the one's about the Yeti, Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. All BS.

It used to be that man's ignorance was answered by God made it happen. Now that line is pretty well fucked, it's Aliens made it happen. Watch the programs that explain the problems of space travel and doing something when you or aliens get there.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 03:11 PM

NaughtyRob, i'm still waiting. I mean when you make such claims you must have some kind of evidence right? Otherwise it would be slightly retarded.

Makaveli · 02-15-2012, 03:33 PM

Look at DF trying his best to be noticed. You're pathetic man.

Coup · 02-15-2012, 03:35 PM

asdasd · 02-15-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Got in before me.

That program is like the one's about the Yeti, Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. All BS.

It used to be that man's ignorance was answered by God made it happen. Now that line is pretty well fucked, it's Aliens made it happen. Watch the programs that explain the problems of space travel and doing something when you or aliens get there.

I bet you think we live at the center of the universe as I do and everything exponentially outwards is faster, older, and more advanced. Look at the amount of diversity,
it is very obvious.

Dirty F · 02-15-2012, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Makaveli

Look at DF trying his best to be noticed. You're pathetic man.

No no, i'm just waiting for some kind of evidence that we are part alien. Maybe you have it? Maybe you can also point out why the pyramids couldn't be built by humans back then?
You know what, i'm done for today. You have about 8 hours to come up with an answer.

Overload · 02-15-2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

No no, i'm just waiting for some kind of evidence that we are part alien. Maybe you have it? Maybe you can also point out why the pyramids couldn't be built by humans back then?
You know what, i'm done for today. You have about 8 hours to come up with an answer.

lol, maybe still googling for a good "starchild" story

NaughtyRob · 02-15-2012, 04:41 PM

Just my opinion after probably reading too many UFO books since I was a kid, I am 46. And watching all of those shows and listening to coasttocoastam
Nobody has proof. And no, I don't believe in ghosts and all that other stuff but perhaps aliens messed with us and we are hybrids. Its possible.

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

NaughtyRob, i'm still waiting. I mean when you make such claims you must have some kind of evidence right? Otherwise it would be slightly retarded.

CyberHustler · 02-15-2012, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

http://www.mysterypile.com/quimbaya.php

Quimbaya Gold Artifacts

According to mainstream archeology, the pre-columbian Quimbaya culture were believed to have lived in South America from 300 to 1550 CE and are best known for their precise gold and metalwork. The majority of gold pieces discovered are made with a tumbaga alloy with 30% copper, very similar to those accounts mentioned by Plato in his dialogues about the lost city of Atlantis. Among the intricate gold works are several types of insects and two devices that stand out to be aerodynamic in nature and of no other insect known to exist. The pieces look very much like the designs of modern airplanes and incorporate a number of features essentially proving the Quimbaya knew and understood the principals of flight. Scale replicas of the golden flyer were built 5 times larger and tested precisely. Results from the tests showed proved these airplane shaped devices were capable of flight and actually flew without any modifications using modern techniques.

MediumPimpin · 02-15-2012, 05:18 PM

asdasd · 02-15-2012, 05:22 PM

The insects are easily aliens. easily.

seeandsee · 02-15-2012, 05:30 PM

I will check that documentary... looks interesting

SmutHammer · 02-15-2012, 05:41 PM

I love these shows.

RyuLion · 02-15-2012, 06:03 PM

Huh? what? too much distraction!

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uno · 02-16-2012, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Religion is pure bullshit as is the theory that we evolved from apes

Only thing left is that aliens created humans, which makes perfect sense and the evidence is everywhere. I'd even say they still rule us to this day. Look at all the rituals and weird shit the elite are into- they aint like us

You're a Ron Paul fan, aren't you?

uno · 02-16-2012, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Of course we are- every single ancient account throughout the world tells this same story of the "gods" aka aliens creating humans, showing DNA and how they rule over us to this day. When people open their eyes a little bit to a wider perspective it becomes so blatantly obvious that its not even a question.

Of course the truth is being suppressed a nonsense like religion its pushed onto the masses and is considered "normal". So believing in an imaginary god in the sky is perfectly "normal" but if you EVEN MENTION aliens you get laughed at....hmmm thats really all I need to know

Dirty F · 02-16-2012, 01:27 AM

I have Johnnyclips on ignore. Can't remember why but seeing his quotes it must be because of stupidity.

Jakez · 02-16-2012, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..

A start..

People in that time probably didn't have much else to do so I'm sure there was a lot more brain power focused on moving rocks?

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond

Chiseling?

JFK · 02-16-2012, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Please, don't tell me you think this is some kind of alien landing strip.
People who believe in that shit need to be shot.

OK then, what is it ?

StickyGreen · 02-16-2012, 01:59 AM

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ufscripter · 02-16-2012, 02:04 AM

I've watched a few parts, it think its up to viewers if they will believe it or not...

Jakez · 02-16-2012, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18762166&postcount=4

lol..

If aliens came here that long ago, from what, millions of lightyears away? And we still can't find a trace of them out there today, don't you think they would have done a bit more here than build a fucking sand castle?

Dirty F · 02-16-2012, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

OK then, what is it ?

Wait, so the only option for you is an alien landing strip? Are you serious?

Aliens who came from millions of lightyears away, who warp through galaxies faster than the speed of light need a landing strip to land on?

Once again, are you serious?

Paul&John · 02-16-2012, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

A start..

People in that time probably didn't have much else to do so I'm sure there was a lot more brain power focused on moving rocks?

now that is pretty impressive

but what about something like this:

at 40:14... 1000 ton stones/each :|

(at 4:43)

about the hieroglyphs from 30:00

DamianJ · 02-16-2012, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens.

Science disagrees with you.

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

It can all be, and has been explained.

Sigh.

Dirty F · 02-16-2012, 04:25 AM

So do any of you guys have some sort of evidence for all these crazy claims? Or is it all based on half assed shows on History Channel that are made to attract as much idiots as possible?

Chezter · 02-16-2012, 04:41 AM

I love books by Daniken and I have also read many other similar author, Ancient aliens are good, but sometimes they should be more sceptical.
I really like this topic and even "normal" history is my hobby and after all this I really believe they must have visited us. I dont know if they helped people to build something or so, but they have been here for sure. It is hard to explain to someone who cannot accept this. I think the biggest proofs are from ancient text where there are stories about UFO's shaped like shields flying in the skies. That really could not be planet Venus, comet, bird or anything people created back then. They also had no reason to write about something like that if it did not really happened. This happened for example when Alexander the great fought battle in India. Well, there are so many other proofs these days.
And the latest estimated number for exoplanets only in our galaxy is 500 billion...Closest planets similar to Earth are "just" few light years away...

Dirty F · 02-16-2012, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter

I love books by Daniken and I have also read many other similar author, Ancient aliens are good, but sometimes they should be more sceptical.
I really like this topic and even "normal" history is my hobby and after all this I really believe they must have visited us. I dont know if they helped people to build something or so, but they have been here for sure. It is hard to explain to someone who cannot accept this. I think the biggest proofs are from ancient text where there are stories about UFO's shaped like shields flying in the skies. That really could not be planet Venus, comet, bird or anything people created back then. They also had no reason to write about something like that if it did not really happened. This happened for example when Alexander the great fought battle in India. Well, there are so many other proofs these days.
And the latest estimated number for exoplanets only in our galaxy is 500 billion...Closest planets similar to Earth are "just" few light years away...

Great story, now show us any kind of evidence for your claims.

Oh, and you are completely wrong on the 500 billion part.

UniqueD · 02-16-2012, 04:53 AM

Harmon · 02-16-2012, 04:55 AM

Fifty...........

Chezter · 02-16-2012, 04:55 AM

This http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case486.htm

We know almost for sure that people had no flying machines except balloons before 19th century, but there are many evidence that people saw such things in sky. So it could not be our technology. It is simple as that, but I don't like ti persuade anyone about "my true" everyone must find it for themselves.

Dirty F · 02-16-2012, 04:56 AM

Yup, aliens came from planets 1000's or millions of light years away and tought us humans how to stack stones on top of eachother.

And the fact that we know how the humans actually did it and it wasn't that hard doesn't matter ofcourse.
No, the nutjobs don't like logical explanations. There must be something out there so let's just ignore the facts. Facts are boring.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	My thought is that we know exactly how they did it and only simple minded people who refuse to read about it believe in crazy alien stories.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	It's just insane that there still are so many people who think the Pyramids are one big mystery and they were impossible to built so they must've had help. Just fucking dumb.

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asdasd So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,225	nice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Lines

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Tell me what exactly can't be explained and what can't be done today. And and ofcourse some kind of proof that were half alien or whatever.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	NaughtyRob, i'm still waiting. I mean when you make such claims you must have some kind of evidence right? Otherwise it would be slightly retarded.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So do any of you guys have some sort of evidence for all these crazy claims? Or is it all based on half assed shows on History Channel that are made to attract as much idiots as possible?

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Chezter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brno, Czech rep. Posts: 565	I love books by Daniken and I have also read many other similar author, Ancient aliens are good, but sometimes they should be more sceptical. I really like this topic and even "normal" history is my hobby and after all this I really believe they must have visited us. I dont know if they helped people to build something or so, but they have been here for sure. It is hard to explain to someone who cannot accept this. I think the biggest proofs are from ancient text where there are stories about UFO's shaped like shields flying in the skies. That really could not be planet Venus, comet, bird or anything people created back then. They also had no reason to write about something like that if it did not really happened. This happened for example when Alexander the great fought battle in India. Well, there are so many other proofs these days. And the latest estimated number for exoplanets only in our galaxy is 500 billion...Closest planets similar to Earth are "just" few light years away...

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Chezter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brno, Czech rep. Posts: 565	This is also very interesting This http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case486.htm We know almost for sure that people had no flying machines except balloons before 19th century, but there are many evidence that people saw such things in sky. So it could not be our technology. It is simple as that, but I don't like ti persuade anyone about "my true" everyone must find it for themselves.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Yup, aliens came from planets 1000's or millions of light years away and tought us humans how to stack stones on top of eachother. And the fact that we know how the humans actually did it and it wasn't that hard doesn't matter ofcourse. No, the nutjobs don't like logical explanations. There must be something out there so let's just ignore the facts. Facts are boring. Last edited by Dirty F; 02-16-2012 at 04:58 AM..