How the FUCK do I get rid of all the dead animal ghosts from my garden??? HELP!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 09-13-2011, 03:01 AM

Sometimes at night, I wake up, and end up going into my porch for a ciggy before returning to bed... From my porch, at night, I can see down the long garden towards the bushes and trees at the end of it...

Recently, there has been clear skys and bright moonlight that shines through the trees and bushes. For the past few nights I have quite clearly seen the ghosts of many different animals running about at the end of the garden...

Foxes, hedgehogs, cats, dogs, mice etc etc etc... They are all down at the end of the garden, near the bushes, running about and making noises...

However, despite them trying to fool me, I know that they are ghosts, cause I cant really see them clearly, just make them out, and they look kinda transparent...

However, when I activate the security light sensor, and flood the garden with light, they all disappear! Which PROVES that they are not really there and means that they MUST be ghosts...

This is starting to really scare me. I thought a dead dog was gonna bite me last night!

HELP... HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM ???

???

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sponsorpimp · 09-13-2011, 03:17 AM

Stop drinking Absinthe and all will be fine

Coup · 09-13-2011, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

HELP... HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM ???

???

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Rehab.

CurrentlySober · 09-13-2011, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sponsorpimp

Stop drinking Absinthe and all will be fine

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Originally Posted by Coup

Rehab.

Thanks for the patronising replies.. But I am really serious... THIS ISNT A NEW THING... Its been going on for fuckin' ages !

Example: 3 or 4 months ago (In Spring) when the garden birds were breeding etc... I used to go out at night to hear 'Squealing' from underneath a tree...

On taking a closer look, I could see a patch of around 20 of the new born, baby birds, that the parents had buried up to the neck, in the soil... They wanted feeding and were unable to move and were calling out for food...

I turned on the light, only to discover that they had cleverly turned into a patch of Crocuses...

Its doing MY FUCKING HEAD IN !

HELP !

wehateporn · 09-13-2011, 04:48 AM

BIGTYMER · 09-13-2011, 04:50 AM

Still not green? Did GFY not approve your application?

wehateporn · 09-13-2011, 04:51 AM

If you're serious (not messing about), I'd say first you need a second opinion on this, bring a friend around.

John-ACWM · 09-13-2011, 04:59 AM

Creepy...backyard.

ottopottomouse · 09-13-2011, 05:12 AM

Eat less cheese

suesheboy · 09-13-2011, 05:37 AM

Stop fucking smoking!

BIGTYMER · 09-13-2011, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Wtf is it?

Caligari · 09-13-2011, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Wtf is it?

actually it looks like a meerkat to me.

Caligari · 09-13-2011, 05:46 AM

Hey man, just go with it! If you have a garden full of animal ghosts why try to get rid of them, sounds cool to me.
But if you think you might be losing your mind, get someone else over to witness this to verify your claims.

JFK · 09-13-2011, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Still not green? Did GFY not approve your application?

he could'nt afford the application fee

CaptainHowdy · 09-13-2011, 05:57 AM

You should find their decomposing bodies or carcasses and give them proper burial ...

cherrylula · 09-13-2011, 05:58 AM

Do you have trolls too? I have a relative who swears they have trolls in the yard that mess things up and has heard them running across the roof at night.

like some sort of chupacabra! srsly

alias · 09-13-2011, 08:04 AM

Try burning sage.

96ukssob · 09-13-2011, 08:09 AM

bloggerz · 09-13-2011, 08:12 AM

funniest shit ever sorry lol

CurrentlySober · 09-13-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

If you're serious (not messing about), I'd say first you need a second opinion on this, bring a friend around.

Yeah, right... As if I have a friend! You make I larf...

SuckOnThis · 09-13-2011, 10:52 AM

You only fear what you do not understand. They can't hurt you, make friends with them.

Adult Insider Dave · 09-13-2011, 11:22 AM

Those are real animals :D. I drink alot too, i know what u see.

marketsmart · 09-13-2011, 11:46 AM

you should do animal ghost tours..

people would pay to sit on your porch with you and watch them..

for extra money you could throw poo at them (the animal ghosts or the people on the tour)..

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suesheboy · 09-13-2011, 03:18 PM

get a web cam with nightvison = make a fortune

Diomed · 09-13-2011, 03:28 PM

Nightvision camera? Audio recordings?

wehateporn · 09-13-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yeah, right... As if I have a friend! You make I larf...

What about him?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SMILEY-FACE-...-/200332004487

and her?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-13-2011, 03:37 PM

ADG

CurrentlySober · 09-27-2011, 02:16 PM

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