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CurrentlySober · 09-13-2011, 03:01 AM

Sometimes at night, I wake up, and end up going into my porch for a ciggy before returning to bed... From my porch, at night, I can see down the long garden towards the bushes and trees at the end of it...

Recently, there has been clear skys and bright moonlight that shines through the trees and bushes. For the past few nights I have quite clearly seen the ghosts of many different animals running about at the end of the garden...

Foxes, hedgehogs, cats, dogs, mice etc etc etc... They are all down at the end of the garden, near the bushes, running about and making noises...

However, despite them trying to fool me, I know that they are ghosts, cause I cant really see them clearly, just make them out, and they look kinda transparent...

However, when I activate the security light sensor, and flood the garden with light, they all disappear! Which PROVES that they are not really there and means that they MUST be ghosts...

This is starting to really scare me. I thought a dead dog was gonna bite me last night!

HELP... HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM ???

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09-13-2011, 03:01 AM
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,546	How the FUCK do I get rid of all the dead animal ghosts from my garden??? HELP!!! Sometimes at night, I wake up, and end up going into my porch for a ciggy before returning to bed... From my porch, at night, I can see down the long garden towards the bushes and trees at the end of it... Recently, there has been clear skys and bright moonlight that shines through the trees and bushes. For the past few nights I have quite clearly seen the ghosts of many different animals running about at the end of the garden... Foxes, hedgehogs, cats, dogs, mice etc etc etc... They are all down at the end of the garden, near the bushes, running about and making noises... However, despite them trying to fool me, I know that they are ghosts, cause I cant really see them clearly, just make them out, and they look kinda transparent... However, when I activate the security light sensor, and flood the garden with light, they all disappear! Which PROVES that they are not really there and means that they MUST be ghosts... This is starting to really scare me. I thought a dead dog was gonna bite me last night! HELP... HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM ??? ??? . __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩 Last edited by CurrentlySober; 09-13-2011 at 03:04 AM..