Are you tired of being hacked? spoofed? backdoored? leached? - GoFuckYourself.com

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 10:23 AM

I can give you a:

Secure login (spoof/backdoor/brute force proof and no stupid htaccess crap that my kid brother can hack... no really he is 8 and has done it in front of my eyes with script kiddie tools that I showed him how to use)
Secure payment system (I would not recommend ccbill as they use a 32bit md5 hash that is totally hackable; yet, if you must have it, I can work with it) RSA 128 bit at a minimum is what I would recommend.
Session monitoring and user statistics if you don't already have them these can be used to prevent multiple people using the same user account.
Highly efficient database design making your site run fast
secure content delivery so you don't have to worry about non-subscribers leaching and sucking up precious bandwidth
Custom admin/statistics drilldown interface based on your requirements and allowing you to monitor user behaviour and utilize collected data for marketing and profit analysis the way you want to; although, this can take some time to develop based on specs you will find it is well worth it.
Data and server migration if you hate your host and want to change I can do the leg work
pretty much whatever you need I can consult with you about and perform pretty much any task

BEST of ALL if I CAN't DO IT I will actually tell you, instead of wasting your time and money.

I know how to secure sites, because I know how to hack them. I am a student developer in Canada that can take you where you want to be or at least get you most of the way there.

I work with MySQL, PHP, DHTML with AJAX/AJAJ, and Flash AS3; as well, I am able to do so without an IDE if I don't have one available.

I am also pretty skilled with Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Encore, and pretty much the rest of the creative suite.

Give me a shot... You won't regret it. I usually won't work for any less than $23/hr; yet, since I need to make a name for myself, I might be willing to negotiate a flat rate.

Post here and I will respond to you.

Robocrop · 02-25-2009, 10:25 AM

Can you hack Pornhub for me and set my ads on their site?

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 11:08 AM

I could but that would be illegal.

HorseShit · 02-25-2009, 11:19 AM

"securityboy" haha

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 11:26 AM

with me or at me? I know the name sucks... Kind of like a zit faced rent-a-cop, but I was having trouble being original on the day I signed up.

madmin · 02-25-2009, 11:32 AM

couldn't you of picked something like "securityMAN" so people would take you more seriously?

530media · 02-25-2009, 11:41 AM

Hey contact me, we are working on something that I want locked down tight

[email protected]

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 11:57 AM

530media.com: check your e-mail....

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 12:01 PM

madmin: I must have been totally brain-dead when I picked it.

CyberHustler · 02-25-2009, 12:02 PM

Welcome to GFY! Now go fuck yourself.

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 12:05 PM

If I could, I wouldn't waste time posting here.

raymor · 02-25-2009, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by securityboy

I can give you a:
[LIST][*]Secure login (spoof/backdoor/brute force proof and no stupid htaccess crap that my kid brother can hack... no really he is 8 and has done it in front of my eyes with script kiddie tools that I showed him how to use)[*]Secure payment system (I would not recommend ccbill as they use a 32bit md5 hash that is totally hackable; yet, if you must have it, I can work with it) RSA 128 bit at a minimum is what I would recommend.
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What CCBill uses is neither 32 bit nor MD5, so you're totally confused about how they work.
You recommend RSA "instead", but RSA isn't a hash algorithm, it's a public key key algorithm,
which has no applicability to logging in to adult web sites whatsoever. You might want to learn
just a little bit about the typical systems, like what CCBill normally uses, before you try to
design a replacement. If you'd like to learn we can help. If you'd prefer NOT to learn, but
instead try to defraud webmasters by bamboozling them with bullshit, we can help them by
pointing out that what you're saying makes no sense.

Let's see, you say you brother is eight years old, so you're probably between ten and
eighteen years old. Great, a perfect time to learn, and it sounds like you're already somewhat
familiar with some of the terms, though you're a little confused about what they actually mean.
We might be able to use a guy like you, so if you'd like to learn from some seasoned pros,
people with many years of hard won real life experience, give us a call.

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 01:35 PM

Wow. First off for most processing scenarios they don't even want you hosting on your own server for security reasons, and secondly, perhaps I was not clear about what I meant, yet I just read a PDF on how they prefer you handle the data that is returned from the server using md5 with a simple salt method; yet, you tell me I am wrong about what they recommend. Storing data in your db using their recommended method will get you in trouble, and if they recommend something else, than it should be uniform throughout their documentation.

RSA and MD5 are both algorithms, so you have to get over yourself, and their result keys are transformations of those algorithms. The RSA handshake and cryptographic methods, being based on a public private key system, are just more secure; thus, I recommend RSA.

Dude, you have issues. You like to slam other people, to show your superiority, without knowing all the facts, and all in attempt to come off sounding holier than thou so you can promote your own services.

I am 25, my mom had me when she was 18, and my brother is 8 years old, so even with regard to that, your assumptions are incorrect.

raymor · 02-25-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by securityboy

RSA and MD5 are both algorithms, so you have to get over yourself, and their result keys are transformations of those algorithms. The RSA handshake and cryptographic methods, being based on a public private key system, are just more secure; thus, I recommend RSA.

In that case I recommend for carrying cargo that you use Photoshop instead of a pick up
truck - they are both things.

You just blew a chance at a sweet job where you could
have done something you enjoy, learned a lot, and probably made a decent living. I don't
have try to slam you. Your response to a job offer from a leading company shows exactly
how bright you are.

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 02:05 PM

That is quite okay... I don't need the money that bad.

Why would I work with someone that feels they need to put people down, for no real reason. I would love to learn from some seasoned pro's; yet, I would prefer they not be stuck up, and insulting.

If I accepted your offer, I would be stupid; as well, I have refused better opportunities than the one you present, because I want to finally finish University, rather than work full-time and eventually be replaced by someone with a masters degree.

CIVMatt · 02-25-2009, 02:18 PM

Welcome to GFY, best of luck to you!

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 03:36 PM

thank you for well wishes.

fris · 02-25-2009, 03:51 PM

ray knows what hes talking about, he has more clients than a vegas hooker

securityboy · 02-25-2009, 04:34 PM

He's still acts like an ass that takes offence to things that are pointless. The format of what I was saying made my intent a little difficult to understand; yet, why not just get me to correct it, rather than accuse me of purposefully misleading people? What he was arguing is so pointless, it shows an entire lack of professionalism.

02-25-2009, 10:23 AM	#1
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	Are you tired of being hacked? spoofed? backdoored? leached? I can give you a: Secure login (spoof/backdoor/brute force proof and no stupid htaccess crap that my kid brother can hack... no really he is 8 and has done it in front of my eyes with script kiddie tools that I showed him how to use) Secure payment system (I would not recommend ccbill as they use a 32bit md5 hash that is totally hackable; yet, if you must have it, I can work with it) RSA 128 bit at a minimum is what I would recommend. Session monitoring and user statistics if you don't already have them these can be used to prevent multiple people using the same user account. Highly efficient database design making your site run fast secure content delivery so you don't have to worry about non-subscribers leaching and sucking up precious bandwidth Custom admin/statistics drilldown interface based on your requirements and allowing you to monitor user behaviour and utilize collected data for marketing and profit analysis the way you want to; although, this can take some time to develop based on specs you will find it is well worth it. Data and server migration if you hate your host and want to change I can do the leg work pretty much whatever you need I can consult with you about and perform pretty much any task BEST of ALL if I CAN't DO IT I will actually tell you, instead of wasting your time and money. I know how to secure sites, because I know how to hack them. I am a student developer in Canada that can take you where you want to be or at least get you most of the way there. I work with MySQL, PHP, DHTML with AJAX/AJAJ, and Flash AS3; as well, I am able to do so without an IDE if I don't have one available. I am also pretty skilled with Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Encore, and pretty much the rest of the creative suite. Give me a shot... You won't regret it. I usually won't work for any less than $23/hr; yet, since I need to make a name for myself, I might be willing to negotiate a flat rate. Post here and I will respond to you.

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02-25-2009, 10:25 AM	#2
Robocrop Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hollywood Posts: 2,785	Can you hack Pornhub for me and set my ads on their site?

02-25-2009, 11:08 AM	#3
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	I could but that would be illegal.

02-25-2009, 11:19 AM	#4
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	"securityboy" haha

02-25-2009, 11:26 AM	#5
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	with me or at me? I know the name sucks... Kind of like a zit faced rent-a-cop, but I was having trouble being original on the day I signed up.

02-25-2009, 11:32 AM	#6
madmin Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 143	couldn't you of picked something like "securityMAN" so people would take you more seriously?

02-25-2009, 11:41 AM	#7
530media Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 239	Hey contact me, we are working on something that I want locked down tight [email protected]

02-25-2009, 11:57 AM	#8
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	530media.com: check your e-mail....

02-25-2009, 12:01 PM	#9
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	madmin: I must have been totally brain-dead when I picked it.

02-25-2009, 12:05 PM	#11
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	If I could, I wouldn't waste time posting here.

02-25-2009, 01:35 PM	#13
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	Wow. First off for most processing scenarios they don't even want you hosting on your own server for security reasons, and secondly, perhaps I was not clear about what I meant, yet I just read a PDF on how they prefer you handle the data that is returned from the server using md5 with a simple salt method; yet, you tell me I am wrong about what they recommend. Storing data in your db using their recommended method will get you in trouble, and if they recommend something else, than it should be uniform throughout their documentation. RSA and MD5 are both algorithms, so you have to get over yourself, and their result keys are transformations of those algorithms. The RSA handshake and cryptographic methods, being based on a public private key system, are just more secure; thus, I recommend RSA. Dude, you have issues. You like to slam other people, to show your superiority, without knowing all the facts, and all in attempt to come off sounding holier than thou so you can promote your own services. I am 25, my mom had me when she was 18, and my brother is 8 years old, so even with regard to that, your assumptions are incorrect.

02-25-2009, 02:05 PM	#15
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	That is quite okay... I don't need the money that bad. Why would I work with someone that feels they need to put people down, for no real reason. I would love to learn from some seasoned pro's; yet, I would prefer they not be stuck up, and insulting. If I accepted your offer, I would be stupid; as well, I have refused better opportunities than the one you present, because I want to finally finish University, rather than work full-time and eventually be replaced by someone with a masters degree.

02-25-2009, 03:36 PM	#17
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	thank you for well wishes.

02-25-2009, 04:34 PM	#19
securityboy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 13	He's still acts like an ass that takes offence to things that are pointless. The format of what I was saying made my intent a little difficult to understand; yet, why not just get me to correct it, rather than accuse me of purposefully misleading people? What he was arguing is so pointless, it shows an entire lack of professionalism.