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Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 09:09 AM

So my neighbor just called the police on me this morning.....LOL
 
Now this is a first. The neighbor that lives behind me called the police because I was watering his shrubs and trees that back up to our property fence.

Apparently he did not like me watering (with my water), the Cape Town honeysuckles, oleanders and the ash trees that he is letting die on his side that back up to our property. He told me he didn't want me to water anything. I asked him why, he told me the home is in foreclosure and the bank will get it with everything dead.

Anyway, I told him I was going to try and save any of the plants and trees that backs up to my fence as I do not want to look at dead trees when I am out back relaxing.

He went inside, must have called the police and then waited for them to arrive. We all had a talk, police mentioned to him he had every right to ask me not to water, but the complaint seemed silly beings I was using my water to water his stuff and was not really hurting anything.

Then the police then told the neighbor that he could be reported to the fire Marshal and city because his place appeared to be a fire hazard :winkwink:

Police asked me to not water anymore, I said no problem and told the police and the neighbor that I will let the fire marshal and city know about the potential for this place being a fire hazard and they can deal with the issue.....:1orglaugh

Some people......:upsidedow

Agent 488 07-08-2010 09:12 AM

must be a mexican eh?

IllTestYourGirls 07-08-2010 09:13 AM

Property rights are property rights.

Amputate Your Head 07-08-2010 09:14 AM

Damn lucky you weren't tased, beaten and shot in the back. Count today as a win.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17319702)
must be a mexican eh?

Nah.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17319707)
Property rights are property rights.

Yeah, you are right. I never thought he would be such a dick, but I guess losing your home creates a short fuse.

City and fire marshal will make is life miserable, because he will be forced to clean the entire property ;)

Amputate Your Head 07-08-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319720)
Yeah, you are right. I never thought he would be such a dick, but I guess losing your home creates a short fuse.

City and fire marshal will make is life miserable, because he will be forced to clean the entire property ;)

He'll most likely just abandon it before he is ever forced to clean it.

Jdoughs 07-08-2010 09:18 AM

Sounds like an asshole, had he walked to the back, and told you his master plan to fuck the bank, you probably would have laughed your ass off and given him a few extra ideas to make it extra shitty for them.

Some fucking people just don't have a clue.

Raf1 07-08-2010 09:20 AM

some people...

Tom_PM 07-08-2010 09:20 AM

Soaker hose!
Should ask how much he needs to keep his house. Maybe you can double your homestead, lol.

baddog 07-08-2010 09:20 AM

wow, I would be tempted to toss a match back there is another couple of weeks.

WiredGuy 07-08-2010 09:24 AM

You should have sprayed the neighbour with water, lol.
WG

_Richard_ 07-08-2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319693)
Now this is a first. The neighbor that lives behind me called the police because I was watering his shrubs and trees that back up to our property fence.

Apparently he did not like me watering (with my water), the Cape Town honeysuckles, oleanders and the ash trees that he is letting die on his side that back up to our property. He told me he didn't want me to water anything. I asked him why, he told me the home is in foreclosure and the bank will get it with everything dead.

Anyway, I told him I was going to try and save any of the plants and trees that backs up to my fence as I do not want to look at dead trees when I am out back relaxing.

He went inside, must have called the police and then waited for them to arrive. We all had a talk, police mentioned to him he had every right to ask me not to water, but the complaint seemed silly beings I was using my water to water his stuff and was not really hurting anything.

Then the police then told the neighbor that he could be reported to the fire Marshal and city because his place appeared to be a fire hazard :winkwink:

Police asked me to not water anymore, I said no problem and told the police and the neighbor that I will let the fire marshal and city know about the potential for this place being a fire hazard and they can deal with the issue.....:1orglaugh

Some people......:upsidedow

haha nice cop to give you the avenue

seeandsee 07-08-2010 09:31 AM

some people are god damn cocks

V_RocKs 07-08-2010 09:37 AM

Is he going to leave the bank a dead dog too? That is another hazard.

sortie 07-08-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319693)
Now this is a first. The neighbor that lives behind me called

How convenient of you to not post the photograph he took of how you "watered" the plants.

Here it is :

http://rescue3rg.tripod.com/sitebuil...ose_hg_clr.gif


:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 07-08-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17319789)
How convenient of you to not post the photograph he took of how you "watered" the plants.

Here it is :

http://rescue3rg.tripod.com/sitebuil...ose_hg_clr.gif


:1orglaugh

Unauthorized linkhotten.

Tam 07-08-2010 09:48 AM

Oh lord. I am so thankful all of my neighbors are pretty cool. My husband plays his music in his studio and the only people that ever complained moved out. They called on us a few times, but we shut it down always by 9 PM because we also had kids that got up for school. But her thing was, she put her kids to bed at 6 PM and we were keeping them from sleeping. They were REALLY bad religious freaks and his music was of the devil, so she'd call the cops. MOST of them would come out and listen to the band for a bit and hang out for a little while....... she didn't know that we know and are close friends with most of the local and state cops around here for many years..... BECAUSE of the music.... so I owe all of the complainers thanks for that one. But she eventually moved out and all of the neighbors now will come out and even listen to them every now and then. Most being in their later years and like the entertainment. She told them she was moving out because of the noise..... bye bye bitch. lol

People just completely freak me out anymore, the things that piss them off is getting more and more silly by the damn day. lol

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 09:56 AM

man hes losing his home let the man get his revenge! it may be silly but its his space till he moves. :2 cents: my nosey neighbor died he was a man version of Gladys Kravitz from that bewitch show all he needed was a wig and a dress. :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 07-08-2010 10:00 AM

I'm glad my neighbors never have done anything like that to me. Most of them are dicks, but we have yet to have any major clashes or anything.

Prob worst thing that went down is the city put a giant "Beware of Alligators / No Swimming" sign square on my property and fucking up my lakeview because my neighbors' stupid grandkids like to bring all their friends when they house sit, and even though they have a pool, they all go swimming in the lake in innertubes.

I was going to call the city and bitch, because if they're going to fuck up anyone's private property it's not going to be mine, but one of my neighbors threw a fit even before I could and it was gone.

We just saw an adult gator Monday that was easily 6 ft plus. I don't know how anyone can live in FL and NOT know that you can't just jump in a lake and go swimming.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17319789)
How convenient of you to not post the photograph he took of how you "watered" the plants.

Here it is :

http://rescue3rg.tripod.com/sitebuil...ose_hg_clr.gif


:1orglaugh

You might want to re read my post. I never said he took any pics of me.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

IllTestYourGirls 07-08-2010 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319720)
Yeah, you are right. I never thought he would be such a dick, but I guess losing your home creates a short fuse.

City and fire marshal will make is life miserable, because he will be forced to clean the entire property ;)

Yeah, must suck. It would put me on a short fuse too. I bet its worse than you think. I bet most of the plumbing is being taken out of the wall as we type :1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17319737)
wow, I would be tempted to toss a match back there is another couple of weeks.

That would be nice, but then I endanger my property as well as others. The only reason I was watering was to try and keep some stuff alive and to avoid a fire spreading if it did happen.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17319736)
Soaker hose!
Should ask how much he needs to keep his house. Maybe you can double your homestead, lol.

Would love that, but I can't afford another home ;)

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17319749)
You should have sprayed the neighbour with water, lol.
WG

That would probably be assault knowing my luck and no reason to be a dick back to him, it is his home and property. I had no idea he was going to fuck the bank, but in the end, he fucks them + all the home owners as the property value will drop once more.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17319860)
Yeah, must suck. It would put me on a short fuse too. I bet its worse than you think. I bet most of the plumbing is being taken out of the wall as we type :1orglaugh

I did see some granite counter tops go out the garage last weekend so who knows what else they may be planning....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DEA - banned for life 07-08-2010 10:09 AM

too bad it didnt start raining when the police showed up....OWNED

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17319849)
man hes losing his home let the man get his revenge! it may be silly but its his space till he moves. :2 cents: my nosey neighbor died he was a man version of Gladys Kravitz from that bewitch show all he needed was a wig and a dress. :1orglaugh

I know he is losing his home and I did not pick on him. He was the idiot that called the police because he wants to get even with the bank and did not want me to save any greenery.

He can have his revenge and it may be silly, but I am trying to protect our investment by trying to prevent any fire damage that may come my way...all it would take is one cigarette.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17319874)
too bad it didnt start raining when the police showed up....OWNED

We are so dry here, that would be a blessing.... calling for rain this weekend :thumbsup

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17319849)
man hes losing his home let the man get his revenge! it may be silly but its his space till he moves. :2 cents: my nosey neighbor died he was a man version of Gladys Kravitz from that bewitch show all he needed was a wig and a dress. :1orglaugh

Mr. Gladys Kravitz :1orglaugh fixed it :) what's he doing right now? :helpme funny stuff!

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17319860)
Yeah, must suck. It would put me on a short fuse too. I bet its worse than you think. I bet most of the plumbing is being taken out of the wall as we type :1orglaugh

I do understand his predicament and I would just as angry as him, but there was no need to call the police on me. It wasn't like the thing turned into a screaming match...few simple words and bam, the cops are there.
The rest of his property and inside the house would be revenge enough.

GrouchyAdmin 07-08-2010 10:18 AM

Just store jars of urine with holes in them on your side of the fence.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17319890)
Mr. Gladys Kravitz :1orglaugh fixed it :) what's he doing right now? :helpme funny stuff!

I have no idea what he is doing. He hasn't been back outside. I need to go move the water, so I am sure he may pop his head outside.....:1orglaugh

The Heron 07-08-2010 10:20 AM

So he's really fucking YOU, foreclosed houses and making them look shitty makes YOUR property value drop. You should be the one pissed off, tell him to get a fuckin job and stop being a dick. Hell keep watering nothing he can do about it.

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319896)
I do understand his predicament and I would just as angry as him, but there was no need to call the police on me. It wasn't like the thing turned into a screaming match...few simple words and bam, the cops are there.
The rest of his property and inside the house would be revenge enough.

you lucky he called the law and didnt give you a few lumps with a 4 by 4 :1orglaugh

http://static.podnapisi.net/ovitki/c...622820ee97.jpg

Ecchi22 07-08-2010 10:23 AM

Wow.. Some neighbors are full of shit LOL

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 17319904)
So he's really fucking YOU, foreclosed houses and making them look shitty makes YOUR property value drop. You should be the one pissed off, tell him to get a fuckin job and stop being a dick. Hell keep watering nothing he can do about it.

He has a full time job at the Mayo clinic and I have no idea what his wife does but she does work.
According what I have heard from a neighbor, they are 5 months behind in payments. How the hell can this be?

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17319914)
you lucky he called the law and didnt give you a few lumps with a 4 by 4 :1orglaugh

http://static.podnapisi.net/ovitki/c...622820ee97.jpg

Let me see, 4x4 VS the 45....hummmm

I think we know the outcome......

CIVMatt 07-08-2010 10:33 AM

God my police friends HATEEEEEE that kinda shit

baddog 07-08-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319862)
That would be nice, but then I endanger my property as well as others. The only reason I was watering was to try and keep some stuff alive and to avoid a fire spreading if it did happen.

That is what insurance is for.

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319952)
Let me see, 4x4 VS the 45....hummmm

I think we know the outcome......

im guessing u water the shrubs strapped :pimp boyz in tha hood style :1orglaugh

beerptrol 07-08-2010 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319940)
He has a full time job at the Mayo clinic and I have no idea what his wife does but she does work.
According what I have heard from a neighbor, they are 5 months behind in payments. How the hell can this be?

depends on the type of mortgage, but his monthly payment could have easily doubled. So many shady lenders out there giving out loans or refinancing

icymelon 07-08-2010 11:05 AM

you gotta say the guy is a loser. its not the banks fault he is defaulting on his property which he is probably only doing because the value dropped. some people don't see things long term. hopefully hes not a miserable depressed person who lost their job and can't feed their family.

SykkBoy 07-08-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17319702)
must be a mexican eh?

no way, if it was a mexican, those oleanders would be looking damn good...nice white branches and sparkling green leaves...

lazycash 07-08-2010 11:21 AM

Do you live on the West side? Don't worry the monsoons are coming next week and there will be enough rain to keep them alive.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17320089)
Do you live on the West side? Don't worry the monsoons are coming next week and there will be enough rain to keep them alive.

N. Phoenix..lets pray we get rain :thumbsup

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17319991)
That is what insurance is for.

No kidding, dog. I don't care if I have insurance, there are things in this house that money can't replace and the fact I do not want to live in a hotel with 3 snauzers until a new home can be built......I do get where you are coming from, but still......

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17320017)
im guessing u water the shrubs strapped :pimp boyz in tha hood style :1orglaugh

nope, but one is always real close.....:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17320089)
Do you live on the West side? Don't worry the monsoons are coming next week and there will be enough rain to keep them alive.

yeah i heard im making sand bags right now :helpme :helpme :helpme

stephane76 07-08-2010 11:30 AM

let's hope for some rain and see what happens then...


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