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Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17319726)
He'll most likely just abandon it before he is ever forced to clean it.
I would not doubt it. Might be for the best so I can water this stuff near me.

Quagmire 07-08-2010 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319720)
Yeah, you are right. I never thought he would be such a dick, but I guess losing your home creates a short fuse.

City and fire marshal will make is life miserable, because he will be forced to clean the entire property ;)
nah, thats bullshit. YOUR right is to not live near a fire hazard.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 17320044)
no way, if it was a mexican, those oleanders would be looking damn good...nice white branches and sparkling green leaves...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bird 07-08-2010 11:41 AM
Why waste your water, It goes on your water bill.

BestXXXPorn 07-08-2010 12:14 PM
LOL that's awesome... What a jack ass... foreclosure and all I'd at least have some respect for my neighbor's view...

I'm lucky enough to not have neighbors ;) I can walk around naked around my property and the only people that can see me are on another mountain top... they'd need some binos though :P

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17320157)
Why waste your water, It goes on your water bill.
As I said prior, I don't want to look at dead trees and the fact the weeds are 3'+ and dead everything around........seemed like a good idea ;)

u-Bob 07-08-2010 12:25 PM
The guy sounds like an asshole, but his property = his property.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 17320125)
nah, thats bullshit. YOUR right is to not live near a fire hazard.
I agree + I would like to have some value left to my home. This is probably house 17 in the area that is going to be empty. It seems as soon as one is sold another goes vacant...tough times.

There have been a couple of times we discussed just walking away because the value of our home has dropped tremendously, we have been in this home over 20 years, we love it and are going to stay.

I have done too many improvements to just get up and leave........

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17320286)
but his property = his property.
I agree ;)

Was just trying to be helpful...thought he could not afford water so I decided to help out...my bad.

SallyRand 07-08-2010 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17319693)
Now this is a first. The neighbor that lives behind me called the police because I was watering his shrubs and trees that back up to our property fence.

Apparently he did not like me watering (with my water), the Cape Town honeysuckles, oleanders and the ash trees that he is letting die on his side that back up to our property. He told me he didn't want me to water anything. I asked him why, he told me the home is in foreclosure and the bank will get it with everything dead.

Anyway, I told him I was going to try and save any of the plants and trees that backs up to my fence as I do not want to look at dead trees when I am out back relaxing.

He went inside, must have called the police and then waited for them to arrive. We all had a talk, police mentioned to him he had every right to ask me not to water, but the complaint seemed silly beings I was using my water to water his stuff and was not really hurting anything.

Then the police then told the neighbor that he could be reported to the fire Marshal and city because his place appeared to be a fire hazard :winkwink:

Police asked me to not water anymore, I said no problem and told the police and the neighbor that I will let the fire marshal and city know about the potential for this place being a fire hazard and they can deal with the issue.....:1orglaugh

Some people......:upsidedow
Here's what you do!

Go to the local building supply or hardware store and buy a few lengths of soaker hose. Run the soaker hose along your fenceline so that the water will run under the fence and into the shrubberies that he wants to die out. He won't be able to see it and even if he does, you are watering YOUR property and you can tell him to go fuck himself because you can't control where the runoff goes!

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17320273)
As I said prior, I don't want to look at dead trees and the fact the weeds are 3'+ and dead everything around........seemed like a good idea ;)
do you have a home owners association? are you trying to get those pink boxers sheriff joe has? just buy a pair :1orglaugh j/k

Turboface 07-08-2010 12:34 PM
Sneak over there tonight with a big bag of Miracle Grow.

:)

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17320307)
do you have a home owners association? are you trying to get those pink boxers sheriff joe has? just buy a pair :1orglaugh j/k
Nope, won't live in a homeowners association :disgust

And I am dying to get a pair of those and I am sure you could ask your buddy Joe to fork over a pair for me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17320304)
Here's what you do!

Go to the local building supply or hardware store and buy a few lengths of soaker hose. Run the soaker hose along your fenceline so that the water will run under the fence and into the shrubberies that he wants to die out. He won't be able to see it and even if he does, you are watering YOUR property and you can tell him to go fuck himself because you can't control where the runoff goes!
I have a block wall with a 2' deep footer so no water is going to run under the fence, but I can place the hose over the fence and water anything 2' the other side of the fence, as that area is my property.

BruceM 07-08-2010 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17319914)
you lucky he called the law and didnt give you a few lumps with a 4 by 4 :1orglaugh

http://static.podnapisi.net/ovitki/c...622820ee97.jpg
Great movie :)

~Ray 07-08-2010 01:46 PM
Apologize to him and tell him you will give him $5000 over the amount he owes on the house if he will sell it to you. Here's 3 reasons why he should...

The borrower/owner sells the property to a third party during the pre-foreclosure period. The sale allows the borrower/owner to pay off the loan and (#1) avoid having a foreclosure on his credit history, (#2) he gets $5000 from you and (#3) he will not have to move. (renters)


example:
He owes = 75,000
You offer = 80,000
Value of house = maybe 110000

It's easy to qualify for an investment property mortagage with those numbers. :)

Then you rent it to him for less.. that way you have 2 homes but the second only cost a few hundred on top of his rent... plus all of his plants are belong to you. :)




and you get his house for a great price I'm sure.

mineistaken 07-08-2010 02:01 PM
He must hate that bank lol

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17320535)
Apologize to him and tell him you will give him $5000 over the amount he owes on the house if he will sell it to you. Here's 3 reasons why he should...

The borrower/owner sells the property to a third party during the pre-foreclosure period. The sale allows the borrower/owner to pay off the loan and (#1) avoid having a foreclosure on his credit history, (#2) he gets $5000 from you and (#3) he will not have to move. (renters)


example:
He owes = 75,000
You offer = 80,000
Value of house = maybe 110000

It's easy to qualify for an investment property mortagage with those numbers. :)

Then you rent it to him for less.. that way you have 2 homes but the second only cost a few hundred on top of his rent... plus all of his plants are belong to you. :)




and you get his house for a great price I'm sure.
Good plan, but I don't need or want another home.

I certainly do not want him as a renter.

Almost everything is dead so there are no plants or trees that would belong to me or the new owner ;)

I may have my Mother in law bid on it, she is always looking for good investments.

scarlettcontent 07-08-2010 02:39 PM
omg love thy neighbor

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BruceM (Post 17320509)
Great movie :)
indeed :) lock your doors tonight he may be in the house putting on the war paint! :1orglaugh

TidalWave 07-08-2010 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17320535)
Apologize to him and tell him you will give him $5000 over the amount he owes on the house if he will sell it to you. Here's 3 reasons why he should...

The borrower/owner sells the property to a third party during the pre-foreclosure period. The sale allows the borrower/owner to pay off the loan and (#1) avoid having a foreclosure on his credit history, (#2) he gets $5000 from you and (#3) he will not have to move. (renters)


example:
He owes = 75,000
You offer = 80,000
Value of house = maybe 110000

It's easy to qualify for an investment property mortagage with those numbers. :)

Then you rent it to him for less.. that way you have 2 homes but the second only cost a few hundred on top of his rent... plus all of his plants are belong to you. :)




and you get his house for a great price I'm sure.
Thats only if the value of the home hasn't dropped below what he owes... which now a days is a frequent problem.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 17320692)
Thats only if the value of the home hasn't dropped below what he owes... which now a days is a frequent problem.
Our home was 247K, it is now valued at around 148-150K. I think we lost a good amount of green backs, and you are right about some homeowners owing more than the home is worth which is why people are just walking out and taking everything with them.
I would not doubt it if our home is worth even less because the figure I stated were before many of the neighbors tossed in the towel and left.

I know the home behind us is totally upside down and it has some serious foundation issues that he had mentioned to us when they first moved in. I guess they found all this out when having the home tiled.
The A/C quit and they are living with an evap cooler now....yikes that has got to be a real humid, hot, sultry mess....or what ever you want to call it, it is no picnic.
Point being, the home is in disrepair and upside down......

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17320651)
omg love thy neighbor
His wife is one hot babe. My wife and I were talking about her being content material....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dead 07-08-2010 05:13 PM
The thing is, even rental properties are gonna suffer in this economic climate. I have investment property that are "upsidedown" loan to value...I am currently letting go the worst investments to secure the better ones. No hard feelings to the banker man, just cold hard facts. And as for securing your best investment, being Your home, I would do that with what ever means necessary! Keep up a clean fight.

Juicy D. Links 07-08-2010 05:50 PM
Pics of the BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead 07-08-2010 06:21 PM
Ban if no Bush, Bush or they will be a ban....Ban the Bush! I love Bush!

baddog 07-08-2010 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17320112)
No kidding, dog. I don't care if I have insurance, there are things in this house that money can't replace and the fact I do not want to live in a hotel with 3 snauzers until a new home can be built......I do get where you are coming from, but still......
Okay, just how close is your house to the bushes in question, and does your fire dept suck so much they could not get there in time to protect your home from a burning bush?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17320296)
I agree ;)
Not when it takes away from your view or property value.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turboface (Post 17320311)
Sneak over there tonight with a big bag of Miracle Grow.

:)
:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 06:45 PM
the sun is going down lock up nikki!

ErectMedia 07-08-2010 06:53 PM
camouflage and 3 A.M.= operation water :thumbsup

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 17321183)
camouflage and 3 A.M.= operation water :thumbsup
he may be waiting :uhoh

opflix 07-08-2010 07:03 PM
bank has no right to take anyone's home.... legal fact of the day

baddog 07-08-2010 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17321203)
bank has no right to take anyone's home.... legal fact of the day
What is your legal reliance for that legal fact?

opflix 07-08-2010 07:11 PM
talk to an attorney or paralegal to lookup the precedent... good luck!

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17321203)
bank has no right to take anyone's home.... legal fact of the day
yes they do they have a lien till its payed off

opflix 07-08-2010 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17321227)
yes they do they have a lien till its payed off
see my post above... if the issue affects you directly, contact an attorney to research the precedent. the bank cannot kick you out/take your house cuz you haven't paid it off. those who took the red pill know what i'm talking about, those who don't know should find someone who knows how the game is played and they'll help you. be easy!

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17321140)
Okay, just how close is your house to the bushes in question, and does your fire dept suck so much they could not get there in time to protect your home from a burning bush?
:1orglaugh
The bushes are right behind my fence...maybe 20' in length, The large ash is about 10 feet from the fence, stand about 30' and then there are a couple of Jacaranda trees 10' from fence in the back that stand about 30' that are dying and have small dried leaves....combined with the 3"+ weeds and dead grass in his backyard, it would make a good flash fire and who knows what it could lite on fire. His front yard is no better and the side of his garage faces part of my backyard area too.
Along my back fence I have timber bamboo, grapefruit, orange and lemon trees along with natida trees which could all catch fire given the right circumstance. I water heavy so it may not be a problem....just don't want to have to go through it ;)


I have no idea how good our fire fighters are....never had to experience them visiting, but I would say they are most likely good. How fast they could get here, who knows.

Alky 07-08-2010 07:24 PM
you can move in behind me... feel free to water my lawn.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17321203)
bank has no right to take anyone's home.... legal fact of the day
Huh? Say What?

Please elaborate.....

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17321161)
the sun is going down lock up nikki!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You;re too funny.

Jon Oso 07-08-2010 07:29 PM
That's why I don't do shit for anyone. You should go get a pump and drain your pool into their backyard.

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 17321183)
camouflage and 3 A.M.= operation water :thumbsup
That is about the time I get up...3:30am :winkwink:

~Ray 07-08-2010 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17321235)
see my post above... if the issue affects you directly, contact an attorney to research the precedent. the bank cannot kick you out/take your house cuz you haven't paid it off. those who took the red pill know what i'm talking about, those who don't know should find someone who knows how the game is played and they'll help you. be easy!

What is the precedent called?


~Ray

georgeyw 07-08-2010 07:44 PM
He may be a little uptight, but it is his property for now. Why not just mind your own business and stop creating a problem?

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17321261)
That's why I don't do shit for anyone. You should go get a pump and drain your pool into their backyard.
That would cost me a fine. You have to dump in the sewer clean out or the city stops by.

I drained it in the gutter one year because I could not find the clean out in the yard and they had no problem citing me....250.00 fine.....:1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 07-08-2010 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 17321280)
He may be a little uptight, but it is his property for now. Why not just mind your own business and stop creating a problem?
Well that sounds like an intelligent plan.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JD 07-08-2010 07:56 PM
some people are just born assholes. I'd have said thanks for doing what I don't want to lol

brassmonkey 07-08-2010 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 17321280)
He may be a little uptight, but it is his property for now. Why not just mind your own business and stop creating a problem?
maybe he wants a real life horror picture.

d-null 07-08-2010 08:13 PM
your neighbor would probably get along well with this punk kid getting his car repoed in this video

TurboAngel 07-09-2010 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17319737)
wow, I would be tempted to toss a match back there is another couple of weeks.
That's more fucked up than the idiot calling the cops for watering the trees. IMO As some who had a house fire you have no clue how horrible it is. I don't think him calling the cop's was right but setting someone house on fire is way more fucked up don't you think? Glad you don't live ANY where near me, I'm shocked that you would suggest that.

Quagmire 07-09-2010 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17320290)
I agree + I would like to have some value left to my home. This is probably house 17 in the area that is going to be empty. It seems as soon as one is sold another goes vacant...tough times.

There have been a couple of times we discussed just walking away because the value of our home has dropped tremendously, we have been in this home over 20 years, we love it and are going to stay.

I have done too many improvements to just get up and leave........
I don't know what your financial situation is, but you might want to consider picking up a few in the area. Easier to keep the area from going to shit if you own a good chunk of it. :)

But I still think that your rights trump their rights to be ignorant. They don't seem to care that them fucking the bank by letting the property go to shit is also them fucking you, a person who has been a decent neighbour for 20 years.


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