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SleazyDream 07-01-2009 11:25 AM

who can cook?
 
wondering who has really culinary talent here?

not just mac and cheese, REAL chef like.....


post pics

S P A N N O W 07-01-2009 11:26 AM

*raises hand*

WiredGuy 07-01-2009 11:28 AM

I wouldn't say I'm a chef but i do love cooking. Give me some balsamic vinegrette seasoned AAA steaks with some sprinkled garlic cloves and some peppercorn and what a dish!
WG

Zuzana Designs 07-01-2009 11:30 AM

I love to cook. I have some awesome healty recipes as well. I've never really taken pics of what I make. But I may start. I'm about to run to the store and shop for the next couple weeks right now. It's my chance to get away from the computer every night.

Exotic Gold 07-01-2009 11:30 AM

Who the hell takes pics?

And, FYI it takes real talent to make good mac and cheese.

LiveDose 07-01-2009 11:32 AM

I grew up in the restaurant business and have Italian blood in my veins.

Raises hand.

96ukssob 07-01-2009 11:33 AM

im not a real chef in anyway, but i do like to cook and like the challenge.

i tried to take some advanced classes a while ago but had to go through the whole intro courses and eveyrthing else, didnt feel like wasting the money

rhon23 07-01-2009 11:35 AM

no sandwiches for you!

DateDoc 07-01-2009 11:36 AM

I have a culinary degree and was an exec chef for 10+ years. Only photos I have on here are of christmas dinner last year taken with an iPhone. Fav things to cook are lobster hash, shrimp portobello napoleon, asian snapper (red snapper on top of stir-fry veggies with a spicy sriracha broth), pretty much any kind of steak and many, many more.

Tom_PM 07-01-2009 11:39 AM

I can cook a hotdog in boiling water, on george forman grill, or in the oven wrapped in foil along with some tater tots. So .. yeah.. take that.

hehe

EllaBlack 07-01-2009 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exotic Gold (Post 16019556)
Who the hell takes pics?

And, FYI it takes real talent to make good mac and cheese.

ha ha! You'd be surprised! Sonny Black can cook like a mean machine, AND he takes pics! I make fun of him EVERYTIME!

SykkBoy 07-01-2009 11:41 AM

I make my mac and cheese from scratch :)
I was a chef before porn, my specialty was mexican/southwestern and sauces...I suck at baking...it's too measured and precise

no pictures though...

notime 07-01-2009 11:44 AM

Two left hands here myself (exept for BBQ maybe), but my GF cooks like a chef. Japanese, Thai, French, Italian, anything really.

Libertine 07-01-2009 11:48 AM

I love cooking.

Instead of a pic, here's a nice recipe for a pasta salad. It's great on warm summer evenings, with a few nice glasses of wine, a bit of ciabatta, some cheeses and some ham. Plus, it only takes about 15 minutes to make.

For 4 people:
- 500 grams of penne rigate
- olive oil
- balsamic vinegar
- 4 large tomatoes
- 150 grams of iceberg lettuce
- 1 large ball of mozzarella
- a handful of capers
- fresh basil
- oregano

Cook the penne rigate until it's slightly overcooked. Meanwhile, chop all the other stuff up and mix it together with a liberal splash of olive oil and a modest bit of balsamic vinegar. When the penne rigate's done, cool it with cold water, drain it, add the stuff you just chopped up.

For variation, you can add stuff like baby spinach, grilled bell pepper, (pickled) garlic and finely chopped onions, or you can replace the mozzarella with feta.

Goes well with a nice fruity rosé, or perhaps some chardonnay, riesling or pinot gris.

It's absolutely delicious, will get you laid on first dates (tip: include it in a picknick basket for a romantic and cheap night out that is sure to impress anyone with a vagina), and even a retarded chimp can make it.

MaDalton 07-01-2009 11:49 AM

yeah, somehow... i am just too lazy for the more complicated things

TheDoc 07-01-2009 11:52 AM

Kristin can cook it up!

Stuffed Jalapenos
http://wearentchefs.com/wp-content/u...s1-300x225.jpg

Ultimate Spaghetti Sauce
http://wearentchefs.com/wp-content/u...ggiesauce1.jpg

Steak w/ Bernaise Sauce
http://wearentchefs.com/wp-content/u...al-300x225.jpg

11 Layer Taco Dip
http://wearentchefs.com/wp-content/u...p2-300x225.jpg

jmcb420 07-01-2009 11:53 AM

I can cook like a motherfucker.

I dont often take pics though.

Sarah_Jayne 07-01-2009 12:01 PM

I can...as for pics...everything here I cooked - http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarahja...7619068586167/

Twistys Tim 07-01-2009 12:03 PM

My beer can chicken is fucking legendary!!!!!

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...35_8155143.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...36_7620347.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-01-2009 12:04 PM

Love your "Rachel" avatar Tim! :thumbsup

Smiley 07-01-2009 12:07 PM

me..me..me!

viki 07-01-2009 12:08 PM

i love to cook. it's my way to relax every day. i always mean to take pictures, but alas, i'm lazy.

Phoenix 07-01-2009 12:08 PM

women?... :)

Phoenix 07-01-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 16019698)
women?... :)

haha...i kid i kid

LeRoy 07-01-2009 12:16 PM

I'm limited to good food that will make you fat :thumbsup

I even make the guacamole

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...2/CIMG3406.jpg

LoriAnderson 07-01-2009 12:20 PM

My Specialty is Mexican.. everything is made from Scratch :) don't have any pics tho :(

Fabien 07-01-2009 12:23 PM

Me and i like it beleive or not.
The best of the day !

I relax, take a beer and/or a glass of wine. Put some music on or some talk radio but i fucking hate it when i screw up something (happens rarely tho)

Chinese, Mexican, Italian, Greek NAME IT. Shit i should open of restaurant but then again, it's worst then the signup ratios we're seeing hehehehehehehehe

Fabien 07-01-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16019626)
I love cooking.

Instead of a pic, here's a nice recipe for a pasta salad. It's great on warm summer evenings, with a few nice glasses of wine, a bit of ciabatta, some cheeses and some ham. Plus, it only takes about 15 minutes to make.

For 4 people:
- 500 grams of penne rigate
- olive oil
- balsamic vinegar
- 4 large tomatoes
- 150 grams of iceberg lettuce
- 1 large ball of mozzarella
- a handful of capers
- fresh basil
- oregano

Cook the penne rigate until it's slightly overcooked. Meanwhile, chop all the other stuff up and mix it together with a liberal splash of olive oil and a modest bit of balsamic vinegar. When the penne rigate's done, cool it with cold water, drain it, add the stuff you just chopped up.

For variation, you can add stuff like baby spinach, grilled bell pepper, (pickled) garlic and finely chopped onions, or you can replace the mozzarella with feta.

Goes well with a nice fruity rosé, or perhaps some chardonnay, riesling or pinot gris.

It's absolutely delicious, will get you laid on first dates (tip: include it in a picknick basket for a romantic and cheap night out that is sure to impress anyone with a vagina), and even a retarded chimp can make it.

Thanks, i'll try that for SURE !

Man, this is insane :1orglaugh, the sky is falling down, it's an adult webmaster board (the biggest) and we're talking about making dishes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Go figure....back to work

MsCheyenne 07-01-2009 12:34 PM

I love to provide great food for family and friends. Allrecipes.com is a great source. Seafood is amazingly festive and fun...especially cooking for family that lives inland. Something about the prep makes it great fun.

Cheyenne

Elli 07-01-2009 12:38 PM

me! I made strawberry tarts the other day!

http://twitpic.com/8taom

alexchechs 07-01-2009 12:45 PM

I am definitly the cook of the house. Everything from Asian to South American to northern Italian. Don't have nay pics because my wife and I eat it before we have a chance to.

Deej 07-01-2009 12:47 PM

I am the best god damned cook on gfy!!!!

I do have pics of some great dishes i have done. Though most pic opps are passed up by jumping right to them to devour their consistency.

Leme find some....

Exotic Gold 07-01-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 16019887)
me! I made strawberry tarts the other day!

http://twitpic.com/8taom

And you are a strawberry tart - oh the irony.

Trixxxia 07-01-2009 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16019669)
I can...as for pics...everything here I cooked - http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarahja...7619068586167/

First and foremost, CONGRATS on the weightloss!!! Keep it up you look fantastic!
Next - were you trying to kill me with that link? Your dishes look mighty tasty!

MaDalton 07-01-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsCheyenne (Post 16019879)
I love to provide great food for family and friends. Allrecipes.com is a great source. Seafood is amazingly festive and fun...especially cooking for family that lives inland. Something about the prep makes it great fun.

Cheyenne

you serve boiled eggs too?

Elli 07-01-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exotic Gold (Post 16019918)
And you are a strawberry tart - oh the irony.

Fine! You don't get any!

http://www.ellinude.com/photos/2009-...sCream-006.jpg

RebelR 07-01-2009 12:53 PM

Devin from our office has his papers, Misty from Submit passes was a pastry chef, and both Magnus and I take our food very seriously. You should see pot-luck lunches here..hehe.. and office Meat Fest is always a blast.

This office could start a restaurant with no problems at all...hehe

leedsfan 07-01-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16019538)
wondering who has really culinary talent here?

not just mac and cheese, REAL chef like.....


post pics

I ran Canada's only 5 diamond restaurant for a while, and 5 other restaurants. Teach people about wine, and love to cook. Also I make cheese (Camembert, Brie, Fresh Chevre, Stilton, Ricotta, Creme Fraiche, Cambozola) so yes I can cook.

Here are some pics of me making cheese:
A new English Stilton is aging and growing traditional blue mold
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese1.JPG

Camembert with white mold just forming
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese2.JPG

Camembert is their molds left overnight to get their shape
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese3.JPG

Me preparing the milk with starter cultures so the flavor profile can be created:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...kingcheese.jpg

A fresh batch of Camembert can be aged now for mold and flavor to develop:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho.../camembert.jpg

Finished Camembert and Goat Cheese ready to sell:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...amsandgoat.jpg

Here's me making Voodoo shrimp, which is tiger prawns with fresh chili and lime juice coated with Panko breadcrumbs and toasted black sesame seeds served on a bed of dry ice
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...odooshrimp.JPG

oh and a picture of Carmen Luvana's tits, just because this is a adult forum board and no thread is complete with a tit shot in my opinion.
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...rmenluvana.JPG

I have a ton of really great pics of quite difficult sushi type plates I made which looked really cool so I'll try and dig those out.

RebelR 07-01-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16019677)

And you even used a good beer.. mmmm.... Creemore Lager

Tom_PM 07-01-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 16019938)

Umm... nice rack:warning

Looks yummy! :warning

Food looks good too! :warning:winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 07-01-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixxxia (Post 16019931)
First and foremost, CONGRATS on the weightloss!!! Keep it up you look fantastic!
Next - were you trying to kill me with that link? Your dishes look mighty tasty!

Thanks :) I am stuck on a plateau at about 90lbs lost which is driving me nuts but eventually I will get moving again.

Not trying to kill yah...the majority of that is low fat. It is just one of my ways of keeping me from going insane when having to count calories. I write them down as recipes and submit them to the recipe site and share.

MsCheyenne 07-01-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 16019941)
I ran Canada's only 5 diamond restaurant for a while, and 5 other restaurants. Teach people about wine, and love to cook. Also I make cheese (Camembert, Brie, Fresh Chevre, Stilton, Ricotta, Creme Fraiche, Cambozola) so yes I can cook.

Here are some pics of me making cheese:
A new English Stilton is aging and growing traditional blue mold
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese1.JPG

Camembert with white mold just forming
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese2.JPG

Camembert is their molds left overnight to get their shape
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese3.JPG

Me preparing the milk with starter cultures so the flavor profile can be created:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...kingcheese.jpg

A fresh batch of Camembert can be aged now for mold and flavor to develop:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho.../camembert.jpg

Finished Camembert and Goat Cheese ready to sell:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...amsandgoat.jpg

Here's me making Voodoo shrimp, which is tiger prawns with fresh chili and lime juice coated with Panko breadcrumbs and toasted black sesame seeds served on a bed of dry ice
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...odooshrimp.JPG

oh and a picture of Carmen Luvana's tits, just because this is a adult forum board and no thread is complete with a tit shot in my opinion.
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...rmenluvana.JPG

I have a ton of really great pics of quite difficult sushi type plates I made which looked really cool so I'll try and dig those out.

WOW. I am in awe.

RebelR 07-01-2009 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 16019941)
Also I make cheese (Camembert, Brie, Fresh Chevre, Stilton, Ricotta, Creme Fraiche, Cambozola) so yes I can cook.

http://whatdoesjesusreallysay.com/im...eesemakers.jpg

I say hats off to anyone who makes their own Cheese. Are these raw milk cheeses?

Elli 07-01-2009 01:16 PM

leeds, I am highly impressed. And I must say your descriptions have made me quite hungry!!

leedsfan 07-01-2009 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich-GTS (Post 16020040)
http://whatdoesjesusreallysay.com/im...eesemakers.jpg

I say hats off to anyone who makes their own Cheese. Are these raw milk cheeses?

yes, they are unpasteurized (raw milk) cheeses

leedsfan 07-01-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 16020053)
leeds, I am highly impressed. And I must say your descriptions have made me quite hungry!!

ah thanks Elli. I'm in the mood for some tarts...

Twistys Tim 07-01-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 16019938)

Agree -- that is a great looking rack :winkwink:

leedsfan 07-01-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16019579)
I have a culinary degree and was an exec chef for 10+ years. Only photos I have on here are of christmas dinner last year taken with an iPhone. Fav things to cook are lobster hash, shrimp portobello napoleon, asian snapper (red snapper on top of stir-fry veggies with a spicy sriracha broth), pretty much any kind of steak and many, many more.

nice. I'd like to see some pictures. I did classical French cooking at culinary school as part of my degree, and worked in 5 stare kitchen through the usual rotations. Now I just sell cheese although making my own wine professionally is the next step for me. I made sausages for a while, experimenting with all kinds, even a pea and Pecorino risotto sausage (didn't work btw)

anyway show us some pictures

notime 07-01-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 16019941)
I ran Canada's only 5 diamond restaurant for a while, and 5 other restaurants. Teach people about wine, and love to cook. Also I make cheese (Camembert, Brie, Fresh Chevre, Stilton, Ricotta, Creme Fraiche, Cambozola) so yes I can cook.

Here are some pics of me making cheese:
A new English Stilton is aging and growing traditional blue mold
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese1.JPG

Camembert with white mold just forming
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese2.JPG

Camembert is their molds left overnight to get their shape
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...es/cheese3.JPG

Me preparing the milk with starter cultures so the flavor profile can be created:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...kingcheese.jpg

A fresh batch of Camembert can be aged now for mold and flavor to develop:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho.../camembert.jpg

Finished Camembert and Goat Cheese ready to sell:
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...amsandgoat.jpg

Here's me making Voodoo shrimp, which is tiger prawns with fresh chili and lime juice coated with Panko breadcrumbs and toasted black sesame seeds served on a bed of dry ice
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...odooshrimp.JPG

oh and a picture of Carmen Luvana's tits, just because this is a adult forum board and no thread is complete with a tit shot in my opinion.
http://www.templelightbrokers.com/ho...rmenluvana.JPG

I have a ton of really great pics of quite difficult sushi type plates I made which looked really cool so I'll try and dig those out.

Now I am getting a 11PM appetite for french cheese :thumbsup
Nice pics too

Ripper - RiotDesign 07-01-2009 02:08 PM

Sauted pork with scallions, chilli, onions, jalapeños and zucchinis

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2451/...b7b410b11e.jpg


Then, the glorious Spaghetti

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2655/...351361f0a9.jpg


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