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MetaMan 01-10-2008 11:23 PM

I think everyone on earth should be forced to speak ONLY english:
 
OK WE ARE NOT BABOONS ANYMORE.

wtf is the point of other peoples languages?
english rules, and when you do not speak it you sound like an idiot.

i know some countires do not have alot schools, but maybe we should take over their countries and force them to learn english?

just a thought.

or teach monkies english and have them work for free teaching other blacks english?

just a thought.

wanted 01-10-2008 11:28 PM

hopefully most people don't think the same :)

MetaMan 01-10-2008 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wanted (Post 13636607)
hopefully most people don't think the same :)

uggggggggg maybe we will let french canadians speak french still because their is nothing more painful then listening to you people attempt to speak english in your rechid accent. :Oh crap

Christina Muller 01-10-2008 11:39 PM

I agree MetaMan now go back to school and start to study english as this is not how to spell countires :1orglaugh and Im not english :(

After Shock Media 01-10-2008 11:40 PM

Let me make it simple, when you drop your pants and the girl mutters something you do not understand. You have the right to assume that she is praying to her lord that it will fit and that you must be of superior genetic stock to have a package that big.

L-Pink 01-10-2008 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13636631)
Let me make it simple, when you drop your pants and the girl mutters something you do not understand. You have the right to assume that she is praying to her lord that it will fit and that you must be of superior genetic stock to have a package that big.

I always wondered what the bitches were mumbling:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Redmanthatcould 01-11-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13636598)
OK WE ARE NOT BABOONS ANYMORE.

I am torn...

I don't know if that quote is better than...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
IF YOU OWN A GUN YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

unless

you hold it sideways like a gangster when you are shooting it.

Either way...comedy platinum

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Violetta 01-11-2008 12:28 AM

I speak norwegian AND english...

cykoe6 01-11-2008 12:36 AM

I prefer people who dont speak English... it makes them easier to ignore.

HighEnergy 01-11-2008 01:20 AM

I think everyone on Earth should understand and use basic punctuation, diction, and the use of nouns and proper nouns.

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Originally Posted by Classic Fuck Up
I speak norwegian AND english...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classic Fuck Up
...and Im not english

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classic Fuck Up
...let french canadians speak french

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classic Fuck Up
...teach monkies english


MetaMan 01-11-2008 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina Muller (Post 13636629)
I agree MetaMan now go back to school and start to study english as this is not how to spell countires :1orglaugh and Im not english :(

my dick is huge do you think i give a fuck about spelling?

D 01-11-2008 01:43 AM

Other languages render nuances of different systems of logic and thought.

Limiting ourselves to one language - while perhaps increasing efficiency in the short term, would -I feel - hamper the potential of our success as a species in the future. :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-11-2008 01:51 AM

why teach them all english when i don't give a fuck what they have to say anyways?

Vick! 01-11-2008 01:53 AM

For us, English is just another medium of interaction between people. Is it something you are so proud of? You racist.

Linguist 01-11-2008 01:56 AM

Fuck your english. Girls with french accents are amazingly hot.

mrwilson 01-11-2008 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linguist (Post 13636867)
Fuck your english. Girls with french accents are amazingly hot.


I second that, totally.

English is great dont get me wrong but i dont think it would be a good idea for the whole world to speak english.

collegeboobies 01-11-2008 02:28 AM

What an idiot. English is the hardest language to learn and most Americans dont even speak or write it correctly anyway. What is bound to happen is eventually just like race, all languages will blend together into one. Or it will blend together into 2-3 remaining and war will kill the other languages.

cranki 01-11-2008 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies (Post 13636917)
What an idiot. English is the hardest language to learn and most Americans dont even speak or write it correctly anyway. What is bound to happen is eventually just like race, all languages will blend together into one. Or it will blend together into 2-3 remaining and war will kill the other languages.

english is definitely NOT the hardest language to learn... :warning:winkwink:

klinton 01-11-2008 02:36 AM

jestes chyba niezlym ignorantem badz idiota :)

klinton 01-11-2008 02:40 AM

ale widac jest i miejsce dla takich w przyrodzie :)

BoardGoerge 01-11-2008 02:42 AM

go say that in Iraq and you`ll be retured in match boxes ... everyone should talk what language he want ... if you don`t like these countries and people simply don`t go there

BoardGoerge 01-11-2008 02:44 AM

hey just un idea MetaMan ... why not we all are forced to speak French or Chineese or Indian , or Spanish as then these will be much less people to be forced to learn forign language

Think about it

PowerCum 01-11-2008 03:12 AM

You logic is wrong on so many levels that there is not even an argument.

Why do you want to force all the people with such a stupidity?
If you can enforce them to do something, then make them vote you for president of the world, signup for your sites or whatever else. Be a bit more creative dude.

V_RocKs 01-11-2008 03:26 AM

Would be nice if in America we all spoke English. Had all government shit in English and saved a ton of money... Need an interpreter for court? Hire one! If I go to Mexico they don't get me one so if no one in the court room is bilingual I am fucked.

Buzz 01-11-2008 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies (Post 13636917)
What an idiot. English is the hardest language to learn and most Americans dont even speak or write it correctly anyway. What is bound to happen is eventually just like race, all languages will blend together into one. Or it will blend together into 2-3 remaining and war will kill the other languages.

Hardest? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Try Chinese or Korean or Russian

Bake 01-11-2008 05:23 AM

Maybe you can start with most American's and teach them first

slapass 01-11-2008 06:01 AM

I can see the argument for Chinese as lots of folks speak it but it does not do well typed or written. English is currently the worlds second language. I know labeling in 2 languages does not cost that much but it is wasteful so one world language would save tons of money etc. Then add in communication for trade etc and wow.

How nice would it be for the Pres to sit down with the pres of some country we are currently having an issue with and both speaking in their native tongues from birth work it out? Might have saved us Gulf War I and II.

ShaveBucks 01-11-2008 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13636598)
OK WE ARE NOT BABOONS ANYMORE.

wtf is the point of other peoples languages?
english rules, and when you do not speak it you sound like an idiot.

i know some countires do not have alot schools, but maybe we should take over their countries and force them to learn english?

just a thought.

or teach monkies english and have them work for free teaching other blacks english?

just a thought.

It's amusing that the person calling for everyone to speak English is unable to capitalize sentences, form proper sentence structures or spell words properly.

Perhaps you should learn English before you tells others what they should or shouldn't do. :2 cents:

Antonio 01-11-2008 06:05 AM

a u tebia hui malenkii

Brujah 01-11-2008 06:33 AM

Adversus solem ne loquitor

viencarl 01-11-2008 07:02 AM

well i think MetaMan is right but spelling are not:)

TheDoc 01-11-2008 07:31 AM

The English language is a infectious diseases.

Holly 01-11-2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoardGoerge (Post 13636938)
hey just un idea MetaMan ... why not we all are forced to speak French or Chineese or Indian , or Spanish as then these will be much less people to be forced to learn forign language

Think about it

I tried to read this but your English was too bad.

Sorry.

monstergalleriesdotnet 01-11-2008 07:57 AM

bummmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppp !

alby_persignup 01-11-2008 08:14 AM

I don't see any problem in speaking or listening to different languages, like whenever I heard Japanese, Italian or French, etc. speaking, it quite amazed me.

nico-t 01-11-2008 09:07 AM

Dutch rules. Why? We are unique in our style of cursing. While other languages use profanity (fuck, shit, dickhead, etc.) the dutch language distinguishes itself from other languages by cursing with diseases - the most used disease is 'cancer', its like 'fuck' is in the english language.
Here are some of the many dutch curse words translated to english:
"cancer whore"
"cancer sufferor"
"cancer mongoloid"
"get the cancer!"
In dutch it sounds way better.

Kevsh 01-11-2008 09:09 AM

Better, more realistic, idea:

Force every member at GFY to take basic grammar and punctuation lessons, English or otherwise.

Brad 01-11-2008 09:12 AM

It's called culture and heritage. I suppose you would also like to burn down every library while you are at it.

Naja-ram 01-11-2008 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13636598)
OK WE ARE NOT BABOONS ANYMORE.

oh yes you are
I think everyone should be forced to speak arabic, what do you think of that ?
yep, now you know how I feel.

Rochard 01-11-2008 09:48 AM

Someone hasn't been to California yet. You can't order fast food without speaking Spanish these days.

The Duck 01-11-2008 09:49 AM

I like spanish better.

slapass 01-11-2008 09:55 AM

This is wild so seriously people as a whole don't think it would be good for the earth if we had one common language regardless of what it is? or what if we required all school kids to pick a top three to learn just to combine it up a bit?

Top 5 Languages of the World - Source TIME Almanac 2001

1. Mandarin Chinese: 885 million

2. Spanish: 332 million

3. English: 322 million

4. Bengali: 189 million

5. Hindi: 182 million

slapass 01-11-2008 09:58 AM

Different list with some important changes -

Thus, if you add the secondary speaker populations to the primary speaker populations, you get the following (and I believe more accurate) list:
(number of speakers in parentheses)

1. Mandarin Chinese (1.12 billion)
2. English (480 million)
3. Spanish (320 million)
4. Russian (285 million)
5. French (265 million)

xroach 01-11-2008 10:03 AM

this thread is so S-M-R-T

SteveVVS 01-11-2008 10:04 AM

The more languages you know the more cultures you open yourself to. If you want to remain ignorant no need to impose it on others.

MetaMan 01-11-2008 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 13637936)
This is wild so seriously people as a whole don't think it would be good for the earth if we had one common language regardless of what it is? or what if we required all school kids to pick a top three to learn just to combine it up a bit?

Top 5 Languages of the World - Source TIME Almanac 2001

1. Mandarin Chinese: 885 million

2. Spanish: 332 million

3. English: 322 million

4. Bengali: 189 million

5. Hindi: 182 million


THANK YOU slapass someone finally someone using their head.

most people are just quick to hate without actually thinking of the point.

Imaginae a worldwide language barrier being gone? imagine how much more cultures would understand eachother if we all fully understood eachothers message and things did not get lost in translation.

The world would be a much better place. More business would get done, and schooling would be easier.

MetaMan 01-11-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveVVS (Post 13637977)
The more languages you know the more cultures you open yourself to. If you want to remain ignorant no need to impose it on others.

If everyone knew english fluently then you would be able to enjoy EVERYONES culture to its full extent.

99% of you people have 0 brain, and cannot think for yourself. you are sheep, continue to walk in a straight line and do as you are told.

xroach 01-11-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13637993)
If everyone knew english fluently then you would be able to enjoy EVERYONES culture to its full extent.

Language is an integral part of culture.

MetaMan 01-11-2008 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xroach (Post 13638014)
Language is an integral part of culture.

no really?

what are you going to tell me next 1 + 1 = 2
the sky is blue?

do you feel smart for pointing out something so absolutley..... obvious?
let me guess you wikipediad that one, good for you!

good job at missing the entire point.

cezam 01-11-2008 10:38 AM

english is not the hardest language to learn, it's actually very easy. try learning chinese or some slavic languages, they're much harder than english.


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