Fucking marijuana
 

Last night(Friday) im sitting around watching a little tv, messing around online ect...I take a few shots of liquor and im starting to feel a slight buzz. I realize its 11pm, mother fuck! I better put it on oreilly! Im waiting for the factor to begin and i get my stash out and start rolling up. I realize its that dumb asian bitch sitting in for bill and i get pissed bad. How many days off can someone have per week when they host a fucking show with their name on it??? But fuck it, i light up my spliff, start getting high then i sit back and enjoy life like i should. Next day i wake up, go for a round of golf and i get a phone call from these mother fuckers saying they want me to come in for an interview(oh yea i dont work). So im thinking to myself, what the fuck? What am i gonna do? Im not too concerned because im just beginning to make some money off some of my sponsors, i've been making about 300-400$ per week. Its not a lot but it pays the bills...so anyway, i would like to take this job, online money comes and goes, i want something steady and reliable full time, and use the internet as side money. Anyone out there know any SERIOUS ways to get THC out of your system ASAP? Or any ways to pass a DT? I hear dillution is the best method(drinking tons of water and basically pissing water into the cup) And please, im originally from a ratty town in north carolina, so i've heard all the redneck loser ways to pass tests, im looking for anyone with serious tips/info or any testimonial, peace!

get your friends piss, keep it strapped to your body

easiest thing to do

[QUOTE=madawgz;12915128]get your friends piss, keep it strapped to your body

easiest thing to do[/QUOTE
My damn friends smoke too:pimp

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

Unless all your friends are more of a doper than you are

Using paragraphs will remove the thc levels....

You should beat your girl friend up then pretend to be a doctor and bill her insurance

This should help you out.

Good luck :thumbsup

Wow, thats wayyyy too long too read, I'm high as a kite

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Oh you want to pass a piss test, just get clean piss from someone you know, put it in a condom and tie it to your belt. Heat it up before you leave though, because the piss cups have temp gages on them now and it needs to be between 90-100 degrees....if you have no friends with clean piss you can order it online, http://www.ureasample.com/ is just a sample

If you want to go the whole 9 yards you can buy this fake dick also and hold the piss in there

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072

lol damn, thats rediculous...thanks though

The Butt Wedge

two words: synthetic urine. Yes it works.

Nice post

:1orglaugh

I heard that drinking fruit pectin (the syrup in canned fruits is made of this, I believe) but they sell it by itself for making your own canned fruits. My friend said it coats the walls of your bladder so that the fatty cells that contain the THC don't get pissed out if you drink it a few hours before you go in to test. That's what I heard, anyways... Might want to google it and see if it is true, makes sense though.

$50 at GNC. Supposed to take it a couple hours before the test, and it works for a couple hours. You'll need to know when you're getting tested though. Or Niacin but if you start popping those it'll probably take a few days. Get ready to sweat!

It's been about 10 yrs since I used my own piss for a drug test

I have stopped smoking it for few years.. love to do it sometime soon

Take 45-60 days off smoking entirely and let it flush out naturally.

Best way to do it if you have the time.

if you dont - Then water,water,water,water,water and some Clear Test and you'll pass everytime ............

screw anyone that wants to drug test you

Fascists

fuck that job, roll a spliff and work hard to make more money online :D

I passed many piss tests by simply drinking water, lots and lots of water. Start drinking 2 to 3 hours before your test. Drink and piss a few times before you take the test. Drink between 1 1/2 and 2 gallons. When you go piss for the actual test, all you'll piss is clear water. Works 100%
(make sure you have joint ready to light up after the test to get rid of the stress)

Go to your local pipe store and ask for the herbal drink that clears your system for 6-8 hours. It worked for me a couple years back when i had to take a piss test for a job. It tastes like shit but it works.

No dude that shit doesnt worked, I've failed twice using two different products from GNC

OMFG you are fuckin hilarious! :1orglaugh

exactly, dont go and buy that "pass a piss test " juice, shit never works. Just get a friend to piss for you, put it in a condom, heat it up, tie it to your belt, put a pin in your pocket, when you go into piss just wip that hsit out and poke a hole with the pin....and you passed!!!

I've failed twice using that shit, although I probably smoke a lot better herb than you :winkwink:

Zydot Gold

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

very nice :thumbsup


That being said...I have a friend who is on state required drug tests and still smokes weed more or less daily. He buys this 7 day detox kit from GNC that costs ~$20. He takes it all in 2-3 days, drinks nothing but water, and exercises vigorously.

You can't piss away THC. It's stored in fat cells. You have to burn the fat cells to get rid of it, hence all the exercise. The water helps to sweat it out of you, and the detox stuff...well, it detoxes you.

Best of luck. :thumbsup

It worked for someone I know + dillution in painful quantities!

:1orglaugh

Just tell them you smoke some pot. Maybe they won't care.

I've used the GNC stuff three times, worked everytime. I even smoked 2 days before one test and passed.

The shit that I did try that failed me, was a urine additive, from urineluck. Was failed for low pH.

you ever used it before? I heard that they have tests to catch that now.

sounds like its possible, ive heard about drinking certain juices too...thanks

hell yea, thats what im thinking i need to do, but this dirty ass NC weed isnt worth it!!

where u live?

Best advice yet. Fuck pissing for The Man.

umm ... mmm ... uuummmm ... oops i forgot what i wanted to say ... maybe i love marijuana? ;) and sorry im so smoked to read that long reading

thats the way dude!

easy.. don't apply for a job that requires a piss test if you cannot pass a piss test.

lots of fruit juice! gotta pee a lot to take it out !!

Weed! :P

Most places use hair samples to test now, so you're fucked.

damn :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

making 300-400$ a week but need a job, yeah ok, gtfo surfer.

well you shouldn't have taken the spliff to the test with you!!! LOL


water sauna water sauna water sauna water sauna
or
tea sauna tea sauna tea sauna tea sauna tea sauna

BTW Hair tests go back 90 days, for all drugs.