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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 12922217)

I used to use a product called Vale's and it's sold at all headshops-

It's the best $35 you can ever spend.
It had a triple back money guarantee as well- if you follow the directions

Been there, done that! Passed..... :)

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 12922070)

Yes, it goes back 30 days for every 1/2 inch of hair, but they take 1 1/2 inches and go back 90 days.

Guess I'll be getting a buzz cut before my next job interview.
Unless they take a pube sample!

Damn, Vale even has a hair "impurities remover" shampoo.... Anybody used that?

Looks like you get the triple strength Vale Juice and shampoo and you are set.
http://www.crossroadscorner.com/stor...shtml&cart_id=

oh wow tht sounds crazy

:2 cents: The best thing is to try and exercise quite a bit the day or two before the test. Also... I had heard taking 4 or 5 aspirin an hour before the test throws it off for some reason. Niacin tablets and someone else had mentioned cranberry juice all seem to help clean the system as well. I had random UA's, the GCMS type, randomly once a month for five years. The only time I failed was when I used the Vale's sucker punch.

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 12915984)

Drink a cup of Golden Seal tea. In NYC we have these places called Botanicas that will sell you an ounce of golden seal powder for 8 bucks. The night before your drug test make a big fucked up muddy thick cup of tea out of the powder. Drink it as fast as possible, the shit is the most horrible thing you will ever taste in your life and the longer you take to drink the more horrible it tastes. Drink water all night and let it flush out your body. Once your piss is clear, you're good to go. That's how I pass all mine.

nice info!

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eat a kitty litter sandwich, used preferably the wetter the better.
also make sure it has clumps as that works best.

please note this method only works if the bread is white.

:P

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Originally Posted by cyko (Post 12915682)

I heard that drinking fruit pectin (the syrup in canned fruits is made of this, I believe) but they sell it by itself for making your own canned fruits. My friend said it coats the walls of your bladder so that the fatty cells that contain the THC don't get pissed out if you drink it a few hours before you go in to test. That's what I heard, anyways... Might want to google it and see if it is true, makes sense though.

Not sure if this works. Never tried it. But I used to piss test every month for a year and would smoke the night before using the following remedy which does what the above states.

4 cups of milk
1/2 cup of straight vinigar

Drink a cup of milk, sip some vingar. Do this till both are gone. Then drink only water until you piss test. Do this about an hour before you head to test. Drink as much water as possible. And no it will not make your stomache upset or vomit. Also don't drink any caffeine for atleast 12 hours in advance.

Good luck.