I think my IQ dropped just from reading this thread.

OMG!!! I'm in love with this gorgeous baby.

Nice bud.

http://www.photeto.com/usr/351/tn_Picture-007.jpg

A friend I met for coffee gave me this earlier today. I dunno what I will do with it. Smells really good though. I think I'll just give it to one of my friends and fuck her. :thumbsup

A friend of mine once told me that before you pee in the cup you need to get a little bit of liquid soap on your finger then dip it in the stream when you pee in the cup. Supposedly it fucks with the test enough to give no result.

Also one the first things they test with urine is the temperature, which basically makes taking other peoples piss into a test pointless as urine when it exits the body is always warm.

Exactly. Laziness can be one hell of a motivator!

Plenty of info at Yahooka.com/forum/drug-testing/

thats a good one.

Doesn't that depend on how long your hair is?

thats some crystally shit!

Can you get a bottle of coconut juice anywhere there? It works 10 times faster than 10 bottles of water.

thats false son

i would probably rather fail the test than drink a bottle of coconut juice, what is it supposed to do?

I'm with you on that one.

no it's not father... good luck it's called HairConfirm and most companies use it now as required by their insurance company.

Yes, it goes back 30 days for every 1/2 inch of hair, but they take 1 1/2 inches and go back 90 days.

This method works. Tested several times at different palces .

Randy's Kleer Test worked for me and it can work for you!! :thumbsup

I smoked the night before the test and passed.

I used to use a product called Vale's and it's sold at all headshops-

It's the best $35 you can ever spend.
It had a triple back money guarantee as well- if you follow the directions

just don't smoke, easiest and you know it works

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lol@father, nice. I'm sure 'some' companies do that, like your local police department and the government.

Ended up using my old lady's piss in a small bottle with a heat pack wrapped around it and tucked under my gooch. Got an A+ on the test!

Cant you explain away a false positive by saying you ate poppy seeds?

the idea is to piss like a motherfucker without smoking for a few days. get a big 4 litre jug of cranberry juice (not cranberry cocktail, JUICE MOTHERFUCKER) drink the whole thing, drink two if you can. pound down a pot of coffee every morning, pick up some diuretic pills form the pharmacy or healthfood store. i've passed THREE pisstests now and i'm a fairly heavy smoker. one i passed on 6 day notice. whatever will make you piss like crazy for a week should do the trick. but cranberry juice and coffee is all i ever used...

most pisstests now also test for detox and flush drinks, so i wouldn't recommend using them...

this won't help you if they take a hair sample. maybe you should shave your head too just for good measures...

I used to smoke years back and at one time had monthly urine tests for a year. I could smoke the night before and still pass the tests with this little secret that is not ever talked about. This was given to me by a doctor that smoked on his off time a lot.

The first thing is don't drink any caffeinated soda atleast 12 hours before the test. Caffeine absors the THC as it travels through your body. Try to drink straight water. Try to urinate before you do the rest of this to flush yourself.

Now the real trick. About two hours before your test take 1/2 cup straight vinegar and 2 cups milk. Drink a shot of vinegar then chase it with some milk. Continue this until the vinegar is gone as well as the milk. Then drink atleast 2 bottles of water between the time you do this and the test. The vinegar causes the milk to curdle in your stomache. Your body then wants to immediately get rid of this. So when you do your test you will piss out water, vinegar and the milk. This makes it look like normal urine and not all white as if you had taken some urine clean stuff. They can tell with some of these things now days. The reason this works is that the water, milk and vinegar are not in your system long enough to absorb the THC which is what they are looking for.

And no this isn't some hoax trick. It does work.

Good luck.

never heard that one before. but i don't like the sound of anything curdling in my stomach. i imagine it feeling something like a gutfull off cementmixers and monkeybrains, not too good, haha. are you sure you wouldn't just vomit so terribly that they rush you out before you get a chance to pee in the cup? :winkwink::winkwink:

I couldn't imagine working for someone else

There is this herbal pill they sell that makes you pass, do a search on it, supposedly it works very real,

Goddamn that sounds like vomit city.

No. It doesn't make you vomit. And it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds. The milk chaser quickly removes the vinegar taste.

Also I forgot to note. Use 2% milk since it is more watered down.

Fuck taking a piss test. I can't believe you guys stand for that.
Makes no sense. As if I care what my employees do in their own time.

Seriously start drinking tons of water now before any test date. Drink 100+ ounces of water a day MINIMUM, on the 24 hours and on day of the test i'd drink 2+ gallons

the one reason why there are so many myth's about passing drug tests is the companies doing the drug tests are cheap..

First off they often don't actually test everyone's urine .
Secondly they often don't test for all drugs.

but if you want a surefire solution , this will not make you pass guaranteed but it will not make you fail. basically it makes the test invalid ( thus giving you time to clear your system )

soak your hands in bleach , then let them dry . then when you take the piss test , piss a bit on your fingers , it will bleed a bit f the bleach from your hands into the pee making the test not work.

dont do drugs

Never worked for me :(

If you are doing this for probation or parole, they will violate you for doing this. They measure the creatine levels.

Zydot Euro Blend - cleans urin

or

zydot ultra clean shampoo for clean hear

cheerz...

you can buy creatine ... ;-)

zydot products have creatine and b-vitamins in it.. so urin will also be 'yellowish'.. ;-)

dunno if you can buy them in the US though..

haha, someone got arrested here and made the news because they used one of those to try to cheat the piss test ordered by their probation officer.

:1orglaugh

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this will do it....better to use chlorine if you can get your hands on it

Most places make you wash your hands beforehand... so I suppose that might make the test inconclusive which is cool for a job but once again fucked if for the law.. equals violated.

down 2 cartons of apple juice for weed

oh yeh and piss it out lol

sorted

What kind of job is this? I doubt if they'd bother drug testing you during the interview...

I already got the job now and as far as being tested 'during' the interview...i wasnt too worried about that, its just that some jobs i have had in the past would interview me, decide i was good for them, then send me on to a lab for a DT the same day.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp

Shoot up some heroin, they won't give a shit about THC levels