i tell them i own an internet porn company

Affiliate Marketer or Programmer (which for 6 years I was a freelance web and win32 application developer so..)

"Webmaster"

Shuttle Pilot

Yeeeeaaaah... That definitely matters who's asking. My grandparents don't know the deal. They know I was taught to not descriminate against anyone, so I have a few sites for adult folks, but that's what my whole business is based around. Sucks lying, but they don't need that... LOL.

I also prefer to use "Adult advertising and marketing" as opposed to "I do porn stuff". Raise the bar...

I wouldn't have it any other way, though. I love the adult industry. Very exciting compared to mainstream advertising and branding. ;)

Isn't your sig just a little bit too big??

A Sales rep and a sig whore!:)

bum.....

stunt cock

IT professional
if they ask "what is IT?", I just change the subject.

Adult actress to most family, friends and strangers. They have seen most or all of my work that is easily accessible and know my stage name so they can find whatever they wish. I have no shame with my work, I am actually rather proud of it.

Artistic nude model to the super off-the-boat side of the family. I don't want to give them heart attacks, though I think they suspect something because the internet and porn questions come up often. (LOL, I only show they about 10% of what I really do and won't let them know my stage name so they don't google me)

Bad Motherfucker... :1orglaugh

No seriously, web developer / system administrator. And if it's not someone who is going to be made uncomfortable or act weird I tell them who I work for

hahaha...