how to make a girl cry in less than 10 words
 

I fucked your sister when you were out of town.

I fuck you doggie because you are so ugly.

you have alot of ass cheese and your tits sag.

any more good ones?

oh

your fake tits look like complete shit, you fugly bitch.

you can do better then that

no need to be that cruel - just a simple 'you look like you've gained a little weight' is enough usually.

yea that one was obvious.. im just not being very creative today

how about

" i'm sick and tired of looking at your fat ass!"

OMG... boys are mean... :(

your a dead fuck.

you're*

please use proper grammar

"I spit on your back and jacked off later."

what you the grammar police.

what? are you the grammar police?

thats better

you russian scum need to learn engrish better

Go take a fucking shower, your pussy smells like vomit.

Go take a fucking shower, your pussy smells like vomit.

:1orglaugh

I gave away your shoes to charity.

Too mean :helpme !!

'Hi, my friends call me p1mpdog.....

I'm so proud

after sex "I have aids"

"Your dad has a tighter ass than you"

:1orglaugh

You look like a Epic ho :thumbsup

Heres a good one.
Show her a few dicks like these:
http://mymomsfuckingblackzilla.com/t...OjM6Mg,0,0,0,0

Tell her she'll be taking one in each hole at the same time

Are you pregnant?

Same guy the father of this one? Actually said that to a waitress and my g/f kicked me hard under the table.

The question they come up with: Does this make me look fat? Now how the fuck are you suppose to answer that??

lol quite inspiration tnx :)

Top N-*-g-G-E-! been lynching his fams on tree way too long....need to stop your stagging talks cuz your walks are not even traveling on the boards...... SO rry Fam, but you been wearing 2 much W-M-V T-shirts....Need to Re-Up again...so how much for your GRams??? 20s??? cuz Eye sell weights by the tons .... CHeck me on http://www.supercoolcontent.com...Lol Good Looks Bell View hunter...

Making that 36 degree turn again......NWOP check me again

less than 10..no problem.. " I Tested postive For HIV Aids Virus Today"

Your so kind

I used to know this cat with a serious gambling problem and he would swipe his girlfriend's shit and see it at used clothing places and then claim it was lost in the laundry.

tell her she looks older than she really is...
this hurts a lot, specially her alter ego if she has one
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that's!...

co-worker asked that to one of the girls once - its always a hit :)

you will never get a chick to make out if use this words )))))))))))

aww, how far along are you?

"your sister was better... :2 cents:"

"I always fuck you in the ass because I can't stand the thought of having a kid with you"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your mom gives better head

...no comment!! :D

- Do you know how to make woman shouting for like a hour after sex?
- Just wipe your dick out in curtain

:D :D :D

'that dress really fits you' . . that will usually do the trick

too mean :)

question: does this make me look fat?

answer: no its your ass that makes you look fat

Did you fart?

Your ass is fucking huge. Now stop asking me

I got a couple

"you look kinda like baddog"

"the test came back. the father is aaronm"

what size jeans are you wearing ?
did you forget to put make-up on ?
thanks for the sex, now get the fuck out

or without words: throw $20 at her after you fucked her

Your dad has a tighter ass