50......,....

Put on some makeup..it hides your wrinkles

10 minutes earlier and you could've driven your mom home.

it is not cruel, cuz it is not true. When you say thruth - you make ppl cry.

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lmao :1orglaugh

#1 way to make a girl cry... Tell her she has to sleep with WIMPDOGG (i.e. PimpDogg)

So this is the kind of man you become when women have ignored you most of your life - spiteful, for starters.

at least your mom swallows

yeah that was lame :disgust

Get that dogshit off your face, nvm its a mole

*Russian, with a capitol 'R'.

Lame is a grown man writing shit like WIMPDOGG

How about not being so rude..? how to make a girl cry without swearing:

"I don't love you"

worked for me a couple of times

some mean stuff

yup, still lame...

you're a fat ugly stupid bitch, you revolt me whore

I just cancelled all your credit cards.

Easy.

--- No. Its VISION that makes you look fat!
--- No. Its DAYLIGHT that makes you look fat!
--- No. Its SOBRIETY that makes you look fat!
--- No. Its YOUR HOT GIRLFRIENDS that makes you look fat!
--- No. Its YOUR FAT that makes you look fat!

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More than 10 words, but still works:

"Please, don't feel like a cheap whore cuz you're not cheap!"

"I don't want to use you like a dirty whore, I want to use you in a bunch of other ways first."

any fucking idiot can make someone cry.

a real man lifts a lady's spirits in 10 words or less

You ol softy!

steve - you know as well as anyone I can SHRED someone in a few words - that's EASY.

It's seriously a lot harder to make someone feel good about themself.

Just bring home 2-3 sizes bigger in any clothing attire and tell her you brought her a surprise lol

"it's not your fault, it's because god hates you"

'No more shopping'.:thumbsup

Yep still a kiss ass! *YAWN

Hmmmm. Let's see. How about this one?

"Hi. I'm Trey. I'm a dumpy, goofy, poorly-dressed asshole with a puffy red face and limited vocabulary. Would you like to go out? Oh. And because I met you at the golf club, you MUST be classier than the other pay-per-minute whores who abide my intolerant, uneducated and classless ass. I didn't finish high school (nor learn my vocabulary), but I fortunately learned to jerk off in a basement at an early age. Luckily, I was too stupid to NOT get wealthy in the internet age where everyone else did. Because of this, I now have the ability to pay smart people like EpicJim to do my work, yet I remain obnoxious and do absolutely NOTHING for humanity. I will continue to spread my filth and lack of worth amongst the masses at GFY. If you would care to join me, we could talk about faggots, dykes and hahahahahahas all evening. I might even call you a "slut" if you are lucky. Could I, perhaps, buy your pussy this evening?"

I got one.. "Do you mind if I ask your brother out" ?

"DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMM"

Hey everyone leave the guy alone. Hes just a dick cause he never got laid and now hates girls for it

hahahahah a:1orglaugh

Very astute. Thank you for sharing.

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You must have gone out with him at some point - only an ex could have come up with that!

Had a threesome with your mom and dad. Sorry. :upsidedow

awww You are so sweet, Scott. Nice comment. xoxo

right on, Sleazy :thumbsup

You look fat.

I am in love with your mother.

hhahahahaha

That just got to hurt....
but that was more like a:
How to make pimpdogg cry in less 5 minutes.
thread.
:pimp

It's not you, it's me..

Here is another way to make a girl cry...
http://epicmailer.com/IMG_0363.JPG

"Your dad has a tighter ass" thats cool spunky.

How about -

I'd sooner chew on tin foil for 5 hours than fuck a dog like you.

Your pussy stinks like rotten codfish.

Easy on the drinks Martina!

your pussy smells

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