how to make a girl cry in less than 10 words

**HighSociety** · 07-15-2006, 11:45 AM

you can do better then that

**Mutt** · 07-15-2006, 11:47 AM

no need to be that cruel - just a simple 'you look like you've gained a little weight' is enough usually.

**p1mpdogg** · 07-15-2006, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

no need to be that cruel - just a simple 'you look like you've gained a little weight' is enough usually.

yea that one was obvious.. im just not being very creative today

how about

" i'm sick and tired of looking at your fat ass!"

**Jen55** · 07-15-2006, 11:50 AM

OMG... boys are mean...

**Lonny** · 07-15-2006, 11:51 AM

your a dead fuck.

**p1mpdogg** · 07-15-2006, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by ikonworx

your a dead fuck.

you're*

please use proper grammar

**jimmy-3-way** · 07-15-2006, 11:53 AM

"I spit on your back and jacked off later."

**Lonny** · 07-15-2006, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

you're*

please use proper grammar

what you the grammar police.

**p1mpdogg** · 07-15-2006, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by ikonworx

what you the grammar police.

what? are you the grammar police?

thats better

you russian scum need to learn engrish better

**NoCarrier** · 07-15-2006, 11:55 AM

Go take a fucking shower, your pussy smells like vomit.

**NoCarrier** · 07-15-2006, 11:56 AM

Go take a fucking shower, your pussy smells like vomit.

**Lonny** · 07-15-2006, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

what? are you the grammar police?

thats better

you russian scum need to learn engrish better

**notabook** · 07-15-2006, 12:02 PM

I gave away your shoes to charity.

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-15-2006, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Go take a fucking shower, your pussy smells like vomit.

Too mean

!!

**Damian_Maxcash** · 07-15-2006, 12:03 PM

'Hi, my friends call me p1mpdog.....

**hova** · 07-15-2006, 12:03 PM

I'm so proud

**wedouglas** · 07-15-2006, 12:05 PM

after sex "I have aids"

**xclusive** · 07-15-2006, 12:06 PM

"Your dad has a tighter ass than you"

**sharp** · 07-15-2006, 12:17 PM

**L-Pink** · 07-15-2006, 12:34 PM

You look like a Epic ho

**Dvae** · 07-15-2006, 12:39 PM

Heres a good one.
Show her a few dicks like these:
http://mymomsfuckingblackzilla.com/t...OjM6Mg,0,0,0,0

Tell her she'll be taking one in each hole at the same time

**pussyluver** · 07-15-2006, 12:39 PM

Are you pregnant?

**pussyluver** · 07-15-2006, 12:41 PM

Same guy the father of this one? Actually said that to a waitress and my g/f kicked me hard under the table.

**DomP_nl** · 07-15-2006, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

You look like a Epic ho

**pussyluver** · 07-15-2006, 12:44 PM

The question they come up with: Does this make me look fat? Now how the fuck are you suppose to answer that??

**CaptainWolfy** · 07-15-2006, 12:47 PM

lol quite inspiration tnx

**ETCKon** · 07-15-2006, 12:51 PM

Top N-*-g-G-E-! been lynching his fams on tree way too long....need to stop your stagging talks cuz your walks are not even traveling on the boards...... SO rry Fam, but you been wearing 2 much W-M-V T-shirts....Need to Re-Up again...so how much for your GRams??? 20s??? cuz Eye sell weights by the tons .... CHeck me on http://www.supercoolcontent.com...Lol Good Looks Bell View hunter...

Making that 36 degree turn again......NWOP check me again

**DEA - banned for life** · 07-15-2006, 12:51 PM

less than 10..no problem.. " I Tested postive For HIV Aids Virus Today"

**Manowar** · 07-15-2006, 01:04 PM

Your so kind

**jimmy-3-way** · 07-15-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by notabook

I gave away your shoes to charity.

I used to know this cat with a serious gambling problem and he would swipe his girlfriend's shit and see it at used clothing places and then claim it was lost in the laundry.

**archyboy** · 07-15-2006, 01:35 PM

tell her she looks older than she really is...
this hurts a lot, specially her alter ego if she has one
overblast.net free reciprocal links

**sacX** · 07-15-2006, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

what? are you the grammar police?

thats better

you russian scum need to learn engrish better

that's!...

**DutchTeenCash** · 07-15-2006, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by pussyluver

Are you pregnant?

co-worker asked that to one of the girls once - its always a hit

**fantabulous** · 07-15-2006, 01:47 PM

you will never get a chick to make out if use this words )))))))))))

**Kimo** · 07-15-2006, 01:52 PM

aww, how far along are you?

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-15-2006, 01:53 PM

"your sister was better...

"

**Quagmire** · 07-15-2006, 02:42 PM

"I always fuck you in the ass because I can't stand the thought of having a kid with you"

**J. Falcon** · 07-15-2006, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Mutt

no need to be that cruel - just a simple 'you look like you've gained a little weight' is enough usually.

**Spunky** · 07-15-2006, 04:44 PM

Your mom gives better head

**WWC-Pajio** · 07-15-2006, 04:57 PM

...no comment!! :D

**scrm** · 07-15-2006, 04:58 PM

- Do you know how to make woman shouting for like a hour after sex?
- Just wipe your dick out in curtain

:D :D :D

**Grapesoda** · 07-15-2006, 05:04 PM

'that dress really fits you' . . that will usually do the trick

**AtlantisCash** · 07-15-2006, 05:13 PM

too mean

**I am chauncy** · 07-15-2006, 05:18 PM

question: does this make me look fat?

answer: no its your ass that makes you look fat

**pussyluver** · 07-15-2006, 05:26 PM

Did you fart?

**bknoob** · 07-15-2006, 05:28 PM

Your ass is fucking huge. Now stop asking me

**sonofsam** · 07-15-2006, 05:42 PM

I got a couple

"you look kinda like baddog"

"the test came back. the father is aaronm"

**Viper2K1** · 07-15-2006, 06:04 PM

what size jeans are you wearing ?
did you forget to put make-up on ?
thanks for the sex, now get the fuck out

or without words: throw $20 at her after you fucked her

**Spunky** · 07-15-2006, 06:10 PM

Your dad has a tighter ass

how to make a girl cry in less than 10 words

how to make a girl cry in less than 10 words

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