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Brian911 04-26-2002 03:05 PM
hoax, I dont really care about the prizes..
just pointing out that you guys really should explain it, whether you looked it up or not :winkwink:

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 03:12 PM
well brain here's one I wrote myself and its also my last red riddle...

I'm off to the Bay Area, and I thank you all for playing and I hope this take s forever to answer for I took a second to make it up and I will verify the winner on monday...



Sometimes Yellow, and sometimes Green....
Always in a cradle, Always in the middle, And always in the end...
A good students bestest friend...

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 03:49 PM
Have I stumped you?

amadman 04-26-2002 03:56 PM
crib notes ???? :1orglaugh

gezzed 04-26-2002 03:59 PM
Well afted sloshing my way through 7 pages I couldn't help but contribute. This one was presented to us by a guy who was doing a talk at our school, he represented one of those schools for gifted people. Have a go.

This works best if you write it down on a piece of paper:

1+5+5=150


Now, make that statement true using only one straight line. And no, you can't just cross out the equals sign.

amadman 04-26-2002 04:01 PM
the letter E

I am guessing here you see :)

FuqALot 04-26-2002 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gezzed
Well afted sloshing my way through 7 pages I couldn't help but contribute. This one was presented to us by a guy who was doing a talk at our school, he represented one of those schools for gifted people. Have a go.

This works best if you write it down on a piece of paper:

1+5+5=150


Now, make that statement true using only one straight line. And no, you can't just cross out the equals sign.
Make a 4 of the first + :-P.

gezzed 04-26-2002 04:10 PM
Actually, I just realized how much I love these riddle things. Wanna post two more good(I hope) ones.

Without me there is no sunshine
Without me there is no darkness
Without me there is no life
Without me there is no death
Without me there is no goodness
Without me there is no evil
(This one's kinda dumb)


I travel all over the world, but I stay in one corner.

gezzed 04-26-2002 04:11 PM
LOL Fuq, I just finished typing out my second set and I come back to see my first one answered. Gotta love this board.

SilverTab 04-26-2002 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by -=HOAX=-


Sometimes Yellow, and sometimes Green....
Always in a cradle, Always in the middle, And always in the end...
A good students bestest friend...
Damnit... only thing I can think of is "pea" (or pee...)

Sometimes Yellow (pee or pea)
Sometimes Green (pea)
Always in a cradle (pee)
Always in the midle (?)
always in the end (?)
Good student best friend (3.14159 ??)

Hmm i'll have to keep thinking...it hurts!.. :1orglaugh

SilverTab 04-26-2002 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gezzed


I travel all over the world, but I stay in one corner.
A stamp! :)

gezzed 04-26-2002 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by SilverTab


A stamp! :)
:thumbsup

Krome 04-26-2002 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn I need better riddles...


At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


sorry...sheesh.
I have finally cracked a riddle...
Mr Green is in blue
Mr Red is in green
Mr Blue is in red

Give me the DVD player, the content and all your fucking sign up for the nest year!!!

Krome 04-26-2002 07:20 PM
dam...I just realised I am five years behind all you lot...ok HOAX email me and I will buy a teen cd, ebony cd, asian and latina...god I am so thick...

SilverTab 04-26-2002 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Krome


I have finally cracked a riddle...
Mr Green is in blue
Mr Red is in green
Mr Blue is in red

Give me the DVD player, the content and all your fucking sign up for the nest year!!!
Hmm I already answered this one on the previous page! ;)

BTW Thanks for the content hoax!

Still can't figure out the last one though (the one that you made up...)

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 10:21 PM
YO YO YO!!!


Drunk as shit from the inlaws crib Fucking 56k...!!!


Krome,

You're not thick brother, just a little behind the now...and if you truly want the content I'll give you half price...heck if you got paysites and want a total content plugin I'll hook you up with a month free...


Fuckit if you all want to check out some cool shit goto....

http://www.xpleasures.com/webmasterlogin.asp

user/pass = sample/content

Yer on yer own browsing content.xxx.com I don't remember the user/pass offhand...

My last riddle is the fucking SHIT...when you guys get it you're gonna crap yerselves...


anyway I may try to check in again later this weekend...if I give yall a hint on it you'll get it to easy...


lemme think....


ok...here's a hint...I know this will give it away...


Watch in color or in black and white, I'll keep you company on a business flight.


come it ain't that hard..

brazz 04-27-2002 12:21 PM
Sorry for the bad English.

Two mathematicians are talking.
The first one says: I remember you had three sons; how old are they now?
The second one: If I multiply their ages, the result is 36
First one: This is not enough for me to tell the ages.
Second: If I add their ages, the result is the age of YOUR son.
First: I have only one son, I know his age, but this is not enough yet to tell the ages of your sons.
Second: The older one is attending piano lessons.
First one: OK, now I can tell the ages.

Questions:
- what are the ages of the three sons of the second man?
- what is the age of the son of the first man?

brazz 04-27-2002 12:33 PM
Originally posted by RK

right, ok lets try something a little harder:

find the error:

-2 = -2
4 - 6 = 1 - 3
4 - 6 + 9/4 = 1 - 3 + 9/4
(2 - 3/2)^2 = (1 - 3/2)^2
2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2
2 = 1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



The error is in assuming that, if a^2 = b^2, then a=b
Actually, if a^2 = b^2, all you can say is that |a| = |b|, where |a| means the module of a, i.e., a without a sign

(2-3/2)^2=(1-3/2)^2 =>
(2-3/3) = (1-3/2) is WRONG


(2-3/2)^2=(1-3/2)^2 =>
|2-3/2| = |1-3/2| =>
|1/2| = |-1/2| = 1/2 is OK

RK 04-27-2002 01:01 PM
brazz, my riddle has already been answered.

As for your riddle, the answer is 2,2,9 for the 3 sons and 13 for the other guys son.

3 numbers, when multiplied give 36 and what adding them gives:
1 1 36 =38
2 1 18 =21
3 1 12 =16
4 1 9 =14
6 1 6 =13
2 2 9 = 13
3 2 6 = 12

"I have only one son, I know his age, but this is not enough yet to tell the ages of your sons. "
> Therefore, the sum must occur twice:
6 1 6 =13
2 2 9 = 13

"The older one is attending piano lessons."
> There has to be only ONE older son.

brazz 04-27-2002 02:29 PM
RK,
:thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 04-27-2002 06:04 PM
Damn! Do you all need another hint? Fuck there's some thick head motherfucker's out there...


I save the info you once kept in your head...
I am the WHOLE POINT of this MOTHERFUCKING THREAD!


If that don't do it I dunno what will...and remember this is for a double sized CD...200 images at stake here you freaks...

-=HOAX=- 04-27-2002 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by brazz
Sorry for the bad English.

Two mathematicians are talking.
The first one says: I remember you had three sons; how old are they now?
The second one: If I multiply their ages, the result is 36
First one: This is not enough for me to tell the ages.
Second: If I add their ages, the result is the age of YOUR son.
First: I have only one son, I know his age, but this is not enough yet to tell the ages of your sons.
Second: The older one is attending piano lessons.
First one: OK, now I can tell the ages.

Questions:
- what are the ages of the three sons of the second man?
- what is the age of the son of the first man?
I'm assuming from the line concerning piano lessons that two of the sons are twins...

I'm assuming the age of the first man's son is 13.
therefore making the second man's sons 2, 2, and the oldest is 9?
2x2x9=36?

BabeHunter 04-28-2002 04:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn! Do you all need another hint? Fuck there's some thick head motherfucker's out there...
I save the info you once kept in your head...
I am the WHOLE POINT of this MOTHERFUCKING THREAD!

If that don't do it I dunno what will...and remember this is for a double sized CD...200 images at stake here you freaks...

PALM!!!!

hehe
:1orglaugh

Satan 04-28-2002 04:43 AM
A guy is on his way home one night when he walks past a store window that contains a competition.
In the display window of the shop is a turn-table on an angle, with raised edges, rolling around the turn table is 100 or more marbles.
The marbles are moving around so as it is not possible to count them.

The competition is, guess how many marbles are rolling around on the turntable and win $500.

The next morning the guy came back to the shop while it was open, walked up to the store clerk and was able to tell him EXACTLY how many marbles were on the turn-table, hence winning the competition.

How did he know for sure, EXACTLY how many marbles were there?

grumpy 04-28-2002 09:22 AM
he provided the marbles

BabeHunter 04-28-2002 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by grumpy
he provided the marbles
hehe
that's what i was about to say...but it sounds to easy...

Nbritte 04-28-2002 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by DrGuile
locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?
The mans son is also a father he died the man is the son of the doctor which would make him the grandfather of the one who dies

Brian

Satan 04-28-2002 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by BabeHunter


hehe
that's what i was about to say...but it sounds to easy...
Nope..

lets make it clearer, the guy has nothing to do with the shop, he never touched the display in anyway, nor did he break the glass or anything like that :1orglaugh

Rich J. 04-28-2002 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BabeHunter



PALM!!!!

hehe
:1orglaugh

I'm pretty sure that has to be it but I still cant figure out how it is sometimes yellow and sometimes green or how it is always in the middle and always in the end.

Anyone have an explaination?

-=HOAX=- 04-29-2002 10:02 AM
Palm, Technically isn't the answer, since the stakes are so high, I'm not going to be awarding the cd to that answer....


I'm not in the office yet...heck I'm not even back in tahoe...

Rich,
I saw Mark Farina in the city at the DNA lounge....FUCKING SICK...then I had to change a flat tire, piss drunk in the back alley's of DownTown san francisco, as I carried my Drunken Wife from Gas Station to Gas Station...it's been a loooong weekend and its still not over...details tuesday...

Anyway...Palm is technically not the answer...sorry babehunter...


So how do I go about claiming MY prize?

amadman 04-29-2002 10:12 AM
is either PDA, palm pilot, or personal hand organizer better?

If so I will split the prize with babehunter.

BabeHunter 04-29-2002 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by amadman

I will split the prize with babehunter.
i'm for it :)

Rich J. 04-29-2002 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Rich,
I saw Mark Farina in the city at the DNA lounge....FUCKING SICK...then I had to change a flat tire, piss drunk in the back alley's of DownTown san francisco, as I carried my Drunken Wife from Gas Station to Gas Station...it's been a loooong weekend and its still not over...details tuesday...
Damn... I miss San Francisco. Sounds like you guys had fun. By the way... tell the hungover wife I said hello.

FuqALot 04-29-2002 12:54 PM
It's a laptop. When you touch the screen real hard it turns yellow. And others turn blue, maybe. I guess. :-)

-=HOAX=- 04-30-2002 10:10 AM
Well the answer was PDA...


P...sometimes yellow sometimes green...
D...always in cradle, in the miDDle, in the enD
A...a good students bestest friend.

So babe hunter and amadman will split the prize and each will be receiving 200 images since both of them already had 100 coming to them...

other winners were...railz, darksoft and silvertab...

I will have the licensing agreements to you guys soon...and the content will follow...

thanks to all who played it was FUN!

and thanks in advance to adult.com for the pda...

BabeHunter 04-30-2002 10:14 AM
hey hoax...i'll be on icq for the next 2-3 hours...let me know when you get online...
or let me know where i can email you...
thanks :)

amadman 05-06-2002 12:58 PM
Did anyone ever hear back on this??

I am still waiting.

amadman 05-06-2002 01:07 PM
Ooppps just got an email. telling me what to do.

Pony 05-06-2002 01:17 PM
The doctor is boy's mother?

Sexymail 05-06-2002 04:56 PM
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-=HOAX=- 05-06-2002 05:17 PM
Whoa...

Milton 05-06-2002 05:17 PM
what is this

Milton 05-06-2002 05:18 PM
I think the texas boy is little racist


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