the doctor is his mom

A grandfather, his son, and his grandson (the first son's nephew)? The doctor is the brother of the grandfather's son and the grandson in the accident is his son? I dunno...

there were 3 men in the car.. 2 fathers one son.. the one father does.. the son is taken to the hospital and his father is workin there..


am i right?

bunky

shit. aargh.
how about this one?

It occurs once in every minute
Twice in every moment
And yet never in one hundred thousand years.

******* dies **** 1 father and 1 son and one other boy the father dies the son is not mentioned and the other boy is taken to the hospital where is father is workin to save his life..

m?

IT IS HIS MOM....

come on guys.....women can be doctors you know

hehehe:winkwink:

correct...

Yup.

I'm just such a chauvnist pig sometimes :winkwink:

:Graucho

What do you have when you sit down, but lose when you stand up?

Also,

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

a seat and a towel...


A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

Close...the towel is right, seat is wrong..

and the guy looking at the photo is the man in the photo

But seat as the answer works....

No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?

The answer is your lap

oxygen.

Its his mother how is the doctor

In a dark room you need to find a pair of socks in your drawer. There are 10 black ones, and 10 white ones. How many socks do you need to pull out to ensure you have a pair?

2


The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color

You'll never get this one...

There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?

"Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color"


Oh well that's lame....:Graucho

wHAT??!?!? where is the cabin? in the trees? how did what get where?

I'll have to give you answer cause you will never guess it...

There is a airplane crashed in the middle of the field, get it, cause the plane has a CABIN on it, which when it crashed killed the people in the cabin.

Its not really a riddle that comes out good over the computer

Ok...what about this one...

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

if all the socks are red and blue you have to get three
if they are all diffrent never
if there are pairs then 11


the people hev been dead foor hundred years ...the foorest came later
=================================
No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?
=================================
for sure not my wife :-):thumbsup

Again I prefer riddles based in reality and logic...

Letter e


Socks questions - 3 socks.

Two for you:

In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?

If a US plane crashes on the border between the US and Canada, where should the survivors be buried?

an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?

survivors aren't buried. :)

A snake.


"In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?"
No because he'd be dead...



"an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?"

Working on it...

Yup...it was a snake.

What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?

to short to reach the button. but has an umbrella when it rains.

is this something to do with seasons?

fall never breaks but spring does.

That's kinda what I was thinking...

this one's good...


Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.

close...it's Night and Day.

shoes?

aah!:)

you have 9 coins. one of them is counterfeit and it's heavier then the other ones. and you have scales ..
what is the minimum number of tries you need to determine the counterfeit coin?

LOL :)

I'm stumped on that other one...

Night and Day......*grumble*


Poor men have it...
Rich men want it...
It can fill a hole...
It is greater than God...

You have to kinda believe in god to get this one...

Basically I figure you'd have to split the coins into piles and put a pile on each side...I think it could be done in 5 tries...

Unless you're using a single sided scale...then it throws my figuring off...

hehehe

ok..about the coins....providing it's not a single-sided scale, you could do it in 3 times by placing 4 of the coins in each scale leaving the 9th one on the table to see which side is heaviest...if they're even then you know the coin on the table is counterfeit, if they're heavier and one side isn't even then you take those 4 coins and weigh them one against the each other for a maximum total of 2 times (1 coin for each side). Did that make sense? LOL

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible? [/B][/QUOTE]

Duhh It's his Mom..... Either that or his other Gay Dad!!


IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A
BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A
GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?

Glass

In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable?

There are 9 horses and 13 men.


9 x 4 (feet per horse) = 36
13 x 2 (feet per man) = 26
Total occupants of stable = 22
Total Feet = 72

IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY
DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?