Who here is actually a real webmaster?
 

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

all of the above...

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, um, yes i think.

maybe.

what the hell am i? :(

you're a sexy girl.

I can be :)

all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

Pretty much all of the above + Seo and PPC marketing

yes to all :winkwink: (no need for telnet though, have used it in the past)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes.

im fureal. really.

thats HO to you mister. I'm a dirty whore!

Can you write html? yes

Do you know your way around photoshop? not really. I use psp for what I do, don't need everything PS has

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? yes. Also PHP and Perl

You know anything about automation? yes, most of my sites use scripts I write to automate parts of them

Do you know how to read your stats? yes, I've written my own custom stats script

I'm a sexy and skinny webmaster

It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.

Are you one? - Who cares?

Can you write html? - Yep.

Do you know your way around photoshop? - Nope never will.

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - Ftp sure, telnet nope, scripts very little, mysql very little

You know anything about automation? - Yep, $$ gets anything.

Do you know how to read your stats? - Yep do you?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is - Who cares?

I just surfed in...do you have any passwords?

Are you one? Yup.

Can you write html? Yes.

Do you know your way around photoshop? Still learning, but pretty darn good so far.

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? For the most part, yes. Could tighten up some loose ends.

You know anything about automation? ...Like my cock?

Do you know how to read your stats? No, sure dont. :winkwink:

i stare at boobs all day

give this man a ticket out of town

yes
yes
yes
yes, yes,yes,yes
yes
yes

bingo...give this man a prize ;-)

Are you cuming or just breathing hard?

I started when I was 18 coding html by hand in notepad (thank god homesite finally came along)....

I have a photoshop certification. I know telnet, ssh and my way around a server (as long as it isn't windows)

If it can't be automated, it isn't worth my time anymore

I don't read stats anymore, I create them ;)

What's a webmaster? :)

i do html in textpad...does that count?

Most carpenters know how to nail in a nail, but they still use nailguns to save time, cuz time is money.

Can you write html? Yes

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? Yes

You know anything about automation? Yes

Do you know how to read your stats? Yes




Wait a minute....... CRAP!!! :disgust I am a real webmaster..... when did this happen??

can you scrape google for url's and pr?

http://www.spiderninja.com/demos/google-urls-pr.php

I can do all the above, but I don't have anything to webmaster...

I thought real webmasters just hired people to do all that little shit...:thumbsup

i like porn and i like money -- so far it is a formula that has worked well for me

You know what bugs me?
When kids say they are a webmaster, or own a web site, just because they have a poorly developed myspace page, auto-generated angelfire etc page.
That just really bugs me...

Like, FUCK YOU - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT <TR> MEANS?

I don't know. For some reason that really gets on my nerves.

nope, managers hire people

i understand it all but my wife is the webmaster , im the pic/video guy

prefer to focus on one main area.. for me that is designing. So yeah, i've got photoshop and html covered along with ftp'ing and all that jazz

I'm mostly yes's with two no's. Does that make me like, 80% webmaster or something? I do shoot my own content though, so do I get extra credit for that? I always was an A student in school so 80% is hard for me to live with...

I really think that GFY should be renamed as an "Adult Industry Board", in the past few years the user base has far exceeded webmasters, pretty much the entire adult industry reads it, and lots of the video side post here

i am the webmasters boss...where does that leave me..???

Hmm...

I do my own designs
I do some of our own codes (no time to play all day coding, but I got mad skillz, so I need hired help)
I do all my html by hand
I let phatservers deal with my server, even though I know the basics..but can't afford to fuck anything up there.
I do everything else on my own


I'm a webmaster, but not very smart. I should NOT do everything myself.. inefficient. I just like to do it myself, since I think I can do it better than anyone else. I'm narcissist like that.

One of the many hats I wear is webmaster. Something very rare in our industry. WYSIWYG editors make it so any baboon can run a site these days.

I'm a webmaster :) can do all of the above .. and learn more everyday

All of the above, although I let the wife do the html (I hate doin' it).

You should've added marketing and promotion to the list, though. That's a huge chunk of being a successful webmaster IMO.

yes yes yes yes yes and yes

like this guy?
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/charlton24/

my patience was maxed out after a year. i was as nice as i could be, then i had to move out of state to get away.

yes
excellently
yes, so so, yes, so so
a lot
yes

I actually don't do any of those tasks very well. I know enough to get by, but typically hire someone to do programming and design for me. My skill is in SEO, so I'd rather pay people to get what I want faster than I could ever do it. Then again, I don't refer to myself as a webmaster, more like an Internet marketer.

Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly

I am the master of web!

I am not a super webmaster but I can read HTML ,
make and submit galleries , run tgp scripts , tradescripts ,
run tgp and mgp
know photoshop most of the functions ,
if you can't even read stats u better go back to school :upsidedow :Oh crap