50 clueless program reps

a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/570738-pornkings-teh-suck.html

rep-a-mania

Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

stop, you are scaring me! :Oh crap

i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad :thumbsup

ranking in the serps and $ in the bank = webmaster

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Its official as of today I am a webmaster

I always wondered what they do! you listed the credentials and I can accomplish the list

Thanks Jayman you have given me a bit of hope! :)

best. answer. yet. :1orglaugh

Do you know how to template a site with 40,000 webpages with only 1 PHP page?

I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...

The only no would be to telnet.

:)

I do think of my self as a webmaster after 6+ years doing adult websites and everything that comes around it.....

whats a websight?

Yes to all of those subject and you can xhtml, css, php and C++.
Soon assembly and C embedded.
In a year or so I will have good knowledge of these two subjects as well.

I use automation in many different ways.
I manage adult sites with around 100k/day total traffic.
I have a few gambling sites.
I make danish homesites with full admin parts.

I would like to call myself a webmaster, not a professionel one at the moment though.

Dreamweaver is gay, I prefer to code my sites in notepad :)

I am a reasonable facsimile.

Can you write html?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
Do you know your way around photoshop?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
You know anything about automation?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
Do you know how to read your stats?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg

:1orglaugh

Where's the free porn ?

Xpics rules

then you are a true webmaster :winkwink:

yes to them all.

Any webmasters who would like to receive Klixxx Webmaster Magazine, just e-mail michael at klixxx dot com.

Any webmasters with something educational to share who always wanted to be published in print - e-mail me.

By Webmasters, For Webmasters. :)

yes to all the above, I pass wooohooo

short anwser : YES
long anwser: and also certified MSCE 2k/XP , Unix admin , RHCE, SunOs admin you name it :)

4 out of 5 aint bad.

i guess i aint a webmaster then . . mainly a shooter tbh

Wow.

Wish I could do that. :winkwink:

I do most things except photoshop..I just hire someone to do the design stuff

Are you one?

Yes

Can you write html?

Yes

Do you know your way around photoshop?

Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

Yes

You know anything about automation?

Yes

Do you know how to read your stats?

Yes

all of the above and much much more

Focus what you're good at and hire others for the rest is my motto.

One day young grasshopper.... one day....

It's so sad that I do know all those things. I really need a life :(

Can you teach me, my master?

Nope, no can do...

noooob

WHo needs HTML.....when we all have Geocities

PPPPlllleeeeaaasssseeee?

I wanna make enough money to quit my day job at Wendy's.

Can do most technical things myself, don't know how to use photoshop though.. my skills are mostly sys admin, software development & integration.

Know html & basic css stuff, but I use dreamweaver since it makes life a hell of a lot easier.

Yes, and all those jet pilots who can't change engines.

That's why I hire programmers.

I'll be honest, I consider Telnet the black screen of death for me. I always feel like I'm gonna crash the server everytime I have to use it.

"Can you write html?"

Yes, and because of the way I learned I use no editors. It's strictly notepad except the occasion when the file is too large, then I use wordpad.

"Do you know your way around photoshop?"

Enough for my current needs but advancing is on my to do list :)

"How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?"

Check on FTP, CHMOD, etc, I don't use telnet, I don't write php but I can set up a mysql database, install a script and have gotten comfortable enough around scripts I can extract just the parts I want to customize a page without breaking the rest:upsidedow

"You know anything about automation?"

Been tinkering with this a good bit lately. I Just modified and set up a calendar script for a nightclub's website that I maintain that takes the data and displays it in 4 locations on their site (today's events spotlighted at the top the main page, a list of the upcoming week's events also on the main page, a separate full schedule page and a calendar view). For other sites I have set up scripts to dole out random and daily items to give an appearance of "constantly updated" sometimes supplimented with 3rd party plugins.

"Do you know how to read your stats?"

Yep. I find especially interesting how people got to my site and what they were searching for.:thumbsup

"I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is....."

I'm real. I can build a functional webpage. I don't know if I'm wtf:upsidedow

I am, just not an adult one yet

Are you one? - yes

Can you write html? - yes (xhtml, css, tableless, you name it)

Do you know your way around photoshop? - yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - yes, i could even upload through dos or cmd if needed. I know php a bit and sql

You know anything about automation? - yes

Do you know how to read your stats? - yes

I am just fucking around

Whoc ares if someone is a "real" webmaster? Can I write HTML. yes. being a "real" webmaster I'm surpirsed you didn't ask about Xhtml or Css. Never used Photshop. I can and have used FTP. Don't jack shit about php, scripts, and mysql dbs. Don't really need to at this point. My method of making money doesn't actually require any of that. And in the end that's the bottom line. Of course I don't call myself a "webmaster" either. I consider myself more of salesman since basically what I do is get people to buy products and/or services for companies in which I am paid a comission.

All of theee above.

:pimp

I agree. (This includes Headless) :winkwink:

this guy is

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ar3/z01783.jpg

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