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BlingDaddy 02-01-2006 12:48 PM

101 webmasters.... and I have no idea what I'm doing. :1orglaugh

Baker Rd 02-01-2006 12:55 PM

html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money

Anthony 02-01-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baker Rd
html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money

I beg to differ.

profligate 02-01-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llporter
i like porn and i like money -- so far it is a formula that has worked well for me

DO you really live in Boston? cause I live in pepperell about 45 minutes west on rt2:thumbsup Do you have icq? hit me up if you do.

Baker Rd 02-01-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I beg to differ.

Differ all you want, when you as good as I am the money is far superior and there is not nearly as much stress :)

Tom_PM 02-01-2006 01:07 PM

I'm a real webmaster. I know things. I do things. But a tree never fell on my boat. I dont have a boat.

FlyingIguana 02-01-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

i can make a mean lens flare

FlexxAeon 02-01-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyingIguana
i can make a mean lens flare

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Designer : "What ya need? Outter bevel? Inner bevel?? Emboss???.......3pt STROKE??????? I got it covered!"

BDSMpersonals 02-01-2006 04:44 PM

Anyone who has enough skill to make money is a webmaster. I don't code, I contract that and code is written to my specs. But I know seo and tons of other stuff not on that list and I make good money.

FlexxAeon 02-01-2006 04:54 PM

making money is great but it does not make someone a webmaster by definition, which is what i think Headless was getting at

JamesK2 02-01-2006 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

Yes on all :thumbsup

Spider Ninja 02-01-2006 04:57 PM

telnet, I thought everyone uses ssh now

toddler 02-01-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja
telnet, I thought everyone uses ssh now

They should. Using telnet, and frankly ftp, is just asking for trouble.

How many of you have your mysql db's open to the world? How many of you even know how you would know?

Spider Ninja 02-01-2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toddler
They should. Using telnet, and frankly ftp, is just asking for trouble.

How many of you have your mysql db's open to the world? How many of you even know how you would know?

ahhh...I've read about this...true

BSleazy 02-01-2006 05:30 PM

I know a little about a lot :)

BigCashCrew 02-01-2006 07:12 PM

yes to all. i feel like a million bucks

Persignup Dustin 02-01-2006 07:16 PM

not really, no, no, no and no. That's why I'm on this bitch trolling the boards regularly...trying to LEARN

Spider Ninja 02-01-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Dustin
not really, no, no, no and no. That's why I'm on this bitch trolling the boards regularly...trying to LEARN

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Anthony 02-01-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baker Rd
Differ all you want, when you as good as I am the money is far superior and there is not nearly as much stress :)

That's a totally different statement than what you originally posted.

:)

Spider Ninja 02-02-2006 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baker Rd
html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money

w00t...this man is high tech :winkwink:

TDF 02-02-2006 06:14 PM

i just know how to make money..

FlyingIguana 02-02-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon
making money is great but it does not make someone a webmaster by definition, which is what i think Headless was getting at

i can't do all those but i am a webmaster. as i said to some non industry people who didn't like the lack of pretty graphics on my free sites, etc. surfers don't jerk off to logo's.


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