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Ice 05-21-2004 03:25 PM

Angeleyes bitten by a snake? HOLY SHIT WTF
 
Jenn was outside picking flowers in the bushes and something fucking bit her. She thinks it was snake but was moving too fast and she was kinda freaked out and got the fuck outta there. Are there any poisonous snakes in Florida? She seems fine right now but it has only been 10 minutes.... should we worry? :helpme

http://www.kittenexposed.com/bite.jpg

http://www.kittenexposed.com/bite2.jpg

AMADude 05-21-2004 03:26 PM

What are you thinking get her to a hostpital NOW just to be safe.
:helpme

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:26 PM

Uhhhhh dude, if thats a poisenous snake you want to be in the hospital with her 10 mins ago!

okny 05-21-2004 03:27 PM

Dont take any chances and go get that checked out, rather be safe then sorry.

axelcat 05-21-2004 03:27 PM

Take her to the hospital immediately

Ice 05-21-2004 03:27 PM

Good idea.... on our way.... will update when I know more.....

KRL 05-21-2004 03:28 PM

Hospital Now.

6 types of venomous snakes in Florida

http://www.floridaconservation.org/v...s/snakesv.html

In our first house we were in when we moved here we found a coral snake behind the flower pot on our front door. Fucker jumped out at me but missed and I ran like a motherfucker and called animal control.

merlin77 05-21-2004 03:28 PM

Yeah, don't wait, get to a hospital asap! better safe than sorry!

MattO 05-21-2004 03:29 PM

you need to change your location to Snakeland, Florida


good luck

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:30 PM

Honestly, i would shit my pants if a snake bit me. I would be in the hospital in 2 mins instead of taking pics of it.

BVF 05-21-2004 03:32 PM

I'm not gonna call the hospital first
I'm not gonna call the poison control center first
I'm not going to even do some research on the internet...

What I'M going to do is take a picture of a bite that an animal gave my friend and post it on GFY..

Priceless

Baal 05-21-2004 03:32 PM

I guess you'll find out if it was poisonous if you wait around for 1/2 hour to see if she's near death. OR you can take her to the hospital NOW.

I'd choose the latter plan.

Rictor 05-21-2004 03:33 PM

Holy shit, a little garden snake wouldn't leave a bite like that. If it was a snake, it was probably a poisonous one, you want to head to the emergency room just in case.

Of course, it may have been a opossom, rat, or other small mammal. In that case, she still needs to go get a rabies shot.

Rictor 05-21-2004 03:34 PM

Wow, this doesn't make me want to move to Florida. No poisonous snakes in my flower bed.

frankfortuna 05-21-2004 03:36 PM

Get a tourniquet around her arm and get her to the ER asap. Too many variables to take chances.

MrIzzz 05-21-2004 03:36 PM

STOP POSTING AND START DRIVING

MattO 05-21-2004 03:37 PM

I actually had a bite that looked like that, that was from a big ass spider. Arm went numb for a day. Hopefully that's all it was.

Basher 05-21-2004 03:37 PM

judging the distence between the fang marks that was a big snake

Rhino22 05-21-2004 03:38 PM

whoa.. hospital hospital!!!!

punker barbie 05-21-2004 03:38 PM

OMG, dude sorry to hear..... but really i think u should have doctor take a look asap:)

buddyjuf 05-21-2004 03:38 PM

damn hope everything turns out ok

Jill_J 05-21-2004 03:39 PM

it`s seriously... take her to the pospital

serious 05-21-2004 03:39 PM

I once heard a story about a guy who thought he was badass and could take a venemous snake bite, what he didn't realize was that it took a while for the venom to work and that he suddenly dropped dead, or something like that.

aimeesweet 05-21-2004 03:41 PM

Oh my god, that looks painful...you might want to get that checked out asap...

twistyneck 05-21-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I'm not gonna call the hospital first
I'm not gonna call the poison control center first
I'm not going to even do some research on the internet...

What I'M going to do is take a picture of a bite that an animal gave my friend and post it on GFY..

Priceless

No shit, wtf??? The stupidity here reaches levels that are just unfathomable sometimes. Jesus Christ. Look at that fucking bite!

Mike AI 05-21-2004 03:43 PM

You know you have a GFY addiction when someone gets bit by a snake and you post about it before going to hospital!

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basher
judging the distence between the fang marks that was a big snake
Yup, if its indeed a snake then its a big fucker.

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 03:45 PM

GET TO A HOSPITAL NOW

init 05-21-2004 03:46 PM

i hope everything goes ok , keep us updated

Tala 05-21-2004 03:48 PM

Looks like a snakbite to me. Get her to the hospital to be safe.

Hope you're okay, Jenn.

PrivateEye 05-21-2004 03:48 PM

WTF :helpme

Call 911

You shoulda found that snake and killed him and took him with ya :BangBang:

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:49 PM

Ok asswipers, read his 2nd post, he went to the hospital 15 mins ago. Stop telling him to go to the hospital, hes not there to read it.

BradM 05-21-2004 03:50 PM

Let us know how it goes... hopefully it was not serious.

jimmyf 05-21-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Holy shit, a little garden snake wouldn't leave a bite like that. If it was a snake, it was probably a poisonous one, you want to head to the emergency room just in case.

Of course, it may have been a opossom, rat, or other small mammal. In that case, she still needs to go get a rabies shot.

that bite looks like it came from a Pit Viper type snake

if I'm not mistaken Pit Viper's are poisonous

TDF 05-21-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
You know you have a GFY addiction when someone gets bit by a snake and you post about it before going to hospital!


sad but true...death due to gfy:feels-hot

fuzebox 05-21-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I'm not gonna call the hospital first
I'm not gonna call the poison control center first
I'm not going to even do some research on the internet...

What I'M going to do is take a picture of a bite that an animal gave my friend and post it on GFY..

Priceless

:1orglaugh Priceless and so true!

Lace 05-21-2004 03:52 PM

i can almost guarantee thats not a snake bite..snakes fangs would leave a gash like that..jus lil holes.

Mr Pheer 05-21-2004 03:53 PM

If it was a rattler or copperhead it would be hurting pretty bad and swelling within 10 minutes. Same with a water moccasin. Been around those snakes all my life and seen a few bites. Luckily not on me.

TheFrog 05-21-2004 03:53 PM

ouch

SpaceAce 05-21-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Are there any poisonous snakes in Florida?
You can't be serious. Every poisonous snake that inhabits the USA also lives in Florida. You need to get to a hospital right now.

SpaceAce

Loryn 05-21-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
You know you have a GFY addiction when someone gets bit by a snake and you post about it before going to hospital!
:thumbsup :thumbsup

:1orglaugh



You'll be okay Jenn!!! If you don't stop off somewhere to show anyone you got bit before you get to the hospital!! :1orglaugh

Teasing you know I love you!!! :winkwink: Hope you are okay!!

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
sad but true...death due to gfy:feels-hot
actually he got good advise here and is probally on his way to the hospital with her now.

SpaceAce 05-21-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMI Lace
i can almost guarantee thats not a snake bite..snakes fangs would leave a gash like that..jus lil holes.
Kind a non-issue. If any mysterious creature bites you, you need to get medical care. Especially in the state of Florida.

SpaceAce

NaughtyAllie 05-21-2004 03:55 PM

Oh my god, please take of yourself!! That looks ugly :(

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMI Lace
i can almost guarantee thats not a snake bite..snakes fangs would leave a gash like that..jus lil holes.
That was what i was thinking as well. The wound looks too big. Too long.

Esbee 05-21-2004 03:56 PM

http://www.strangecrew.com/owned.jpg

(Seriously though, hope all is well)

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:57 PM

http://www.kfma.com/FRANK/pics/capti.../snakebite.png

Dirty F 05-21-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Esbee
http://www.strangecrew.com/owned.jpg

(Seriously though, hope all is well)

Wtf, we both posted the same pic at the same time!

zzgundamnzz 05-21-2004 03:58 PM

What are you doing posting here?

Seriously...

Take her to the hospital.

Esbee 05-21-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Wtf, we both posted the same pic at the same time!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Were you searching goolge images for snakebites as well?


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