The Secret Google Algorithm: Explained
 

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What many of you may not know is the most important seminars at conventions are held behind closed door. This years Phoenix Forums were no exception. On Saturday around five in the morning the secret, the Google algorithm was explained to a select small group of webmasters. The notes have been uncovered and are posted here on GFY.

FIGURE A: Represents the highly guarded Google search technology in action.

FIGURE B: Represents my nuts doing the windmill. The workings of FIGURE A are determined by which way my nuts are doing the windmill at the time. Many in the SEO community believe that when my nuts are windmilling to the right; highly optimized search pages tend to get better ranking.

FIGURE C: Represents the SERPs (Search Engine Result Pages) ? you will notice in FIGURE B that my nuts are actually windmilling to the right and highly sought after search terms have been pushed to the top.

FIGURE D: Represents Wired Guy, Kush, and the rest of the SEO community speculating on the direction of my nuts doing the windmill and optimizing their pages accordingly.

There you have it ? the secret Google algo explained. Who says you can never find the good shit on the boards?

sounds about right, wait till orcle ask you about the priority id tho...

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lol

Once again I am surpised by how much information industry insiders reveal on this forum!

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haha...yeah that can't be it..where's page two?

Damn man you promised not to make that public knowledge!!!

now we're fucked!

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

U need to keep that book and start a collection.. one for every show! They will contain all the secret magical stuff that is discussed at wee hours in the morning.

Whitney

That lesson was highly anticipated by many and definilty worth our time! LOL

LOVE IT

The Secret Society of the Algorithim!

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Jay,

U should put up a paypal link. Anyone who reads this thread should feel guilty for not paying for such amazing info.

Thanks,

Hahahahahaha, this is funny on so many levels. The relevations that came to us that night was hilarious :)

WG

hahaha!!

I bet the story of how this came about would be a great addition
to Volume# 3 "Jay's True Hollywood Stories"

thats pretty fucking funny

LOL, Jay that is good stuff bro!

Damn! This is going to win the Adult Beat Thread of the Day for sure!

i knew it...i knew it all along :Graucho

That's reserved for the 1337 yo!

Jay, I'd like to chat with you a bit with you if you have some time...I think it'd be worth your while.

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let us know when you figure out yahoo :1orglaugh

LOL! Since I'm local in GA, does that mean your nuts doing the windmill will have more of the "butterfly effect" regarding my rankings? :)

lol

His nuts are going back in time to prevent you from dying?

It's all so clear to me now! :thumbsup

You know if wired guy is learning from this - it is some serious info.:Graucho

Retards are amazing.

Jay has mad skills. His nuts may just be the center of the Universe. NMD Nuts of mass destruction.

it all makes sense now

lol, and all this time i was searching for a deeper answer. I am impressed

Someone else came up with this due to AdSense recent changes. Its a translation of the form letter Google is sending people who complain about their shit:

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Wait until you put a PriorityGoogleID tag up against your nuts when doing the windmill!

WG

If that makes sense then maybe this will too. I think Juicy belongs in this picture.


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Damn Jay - I thought we had this locked up :)
Just don't let out the Yahoo one - Google's a has-been anyway

Proof that it works great http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...=Google+Search

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SHIT
i missed this one:BangBang:

damn now everyhahahaha knows how I get my listings - - I'M FUCKED!
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Seriously? :eek7

the internet is a bizzare world my friend :glugglug

Nice topic Jay;-)

Nice alias :)

i knew i was doing something wrong. Thanks for sharing Jay :thumbsup

Lol... You have lot's of free time in your hands, don't you?

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Fresh new notes have been uncovered from Jay?s secret notebook revealing the complex inner workings of Google. Here, we have illustrated what a well rounded search engine strategy can do for today?s progressive webmaster.

FIGURE A: Represents my nuts.

FIGURE B: Represents Britney Spears.

FIGURE C: Represents me ergonomically placing my balls on Britney?s forehead.

Yes, here you can see the proof of huge payoff from a well rounded SE strategy.

You are a brilliant brilliant man!

HOLY FUCK your uncovering a lot of information here, don't uncover too much or it might get kind of embarassing LOL

:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

balls

:GFYBand :rainfro :rasta

Proof that the above representation works:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/links/celebs.html

:)

LOL



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I love that book!

According to your drawing, you have 2 penises. Is being 'double-dicked' the secret to high SE rankings?