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psyko514 04-08-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/editorials/google/bs1.jpg

Fresh new notes have been uncovered from Jay?s secret notebook revealing the complex inner workings of Google. Here, we have illustrated what a well rounded search engine strategy can do for today?s progressive webmaster.

FIGURE A: Represents my nuts.

FIGURE B: Represents Britney Spears.

FIGURE C: Represents me ergonomically placing my balls on Britney?s forehead.

Yes, here you can see the proof of huge payoff from a well rounded SE strategy.


wow. that picture makes me hot.

xxxjay 04-13-2004 02:07 PM

From time to time the search engines will throw a monkey wrench into their highly guarded algorithms; what was once legitimate optimization techniques will now cause you page to fall into penalty.

That?s why it is important that you diversify you streams of income to cope with a dry spell in SE traffic.

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/editor...und_towel1.jpg

Here you see my meal ticket: ?The Round Towel? ? for those fanatic sun worshipping people that don?t want to move their ?old rectangular? towel all day long to stay in the best path of the sun as it moves across the sky.

Yes folks, you should never put all your eggs in one basket and search engines are no exception.

sherie 04-13-2004 02:09 PM

Hey I had to sign a confidentiality agreement before you told me about this and now you are exposing it here on GFY? Shame on you!:glugglug

cashman 04-13-2004 02:11 PM

:rasta

Tera 04-13-2004 02:12 PM

Exactly Sherie, I am highly disappointed in you Jay, at least I signed mine with a fake name

xxxjay 04-13-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Hey I had to sign a confidentiality agreement before you told me about this and now you are exposing it here on GFY? Shame on you!:glugglug
I did some research. Somehahahaha already beat be to it:
http://www.instyleswimwear.com/desig...ry_id=8&page=1

The motherfuckers!

MPBWhitney 04-13-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera
Exactly Sherie, I am highly disappointed in you Jay, at least I signed mine with a fake name
LOL ... yeah i think i signed something too....

didn't take u long to bust out the round towel.

:1orglaugh

Whitney

sherie 04-13-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay


I did some research. Somehahahaha already beat be to it:
http://www.instyleswimwear.com/desig...ry_id=8&page=1

The motherfuckers!

Bastards!

Linkster 04-13-2004 02:33 PM

Of course as usual Google is way ahead of you on Britney - here's their page Google and they gave themselves a PR8 for that one :)

and here is what they sent out to their Adwords advertisers last year at Xmas Google towel so I think they are way ahead of you Jay :)

Now with the introduction of their newest representative - Elmer - they have decided that a search on Google should be in his native toungue Google by Elmer :)

Tera 04-13-2004 02:38 PM

Dammit I have to stop production on the round towel thing then, and I thought I was being smooth.. I never win.

mb 04-13-2004 03:21 PM

Jay,

I thought you and I had a conversation in the elevator at The Venetian about giving away your knowledge. Enough it enough!

;-)

marc
hoes.com

kush 04-13-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linkster
Of course as usual Google is way ahead of you on Britney - here's their page Google and they gave themselves a PR8 for that one :)

and here is what they sent out to their Adwords advertisers last year at Xmas Google towel so I think they are way ahead of you Jay :)

Now with the introduction of their newest representative - Elmer - they have decided that a search on Google should be in his native toungue Google by Elmer :)

Are there any more pages like that Britney one linkster?
That could be quite useful information ;)

And anyone who gets themself a google towle has to be an "uuber nerd" hehe (though I must admit, they do look tempting :Graucho )

xxxjay 04-13-2004 08:36 PM

There's money in mispelling - I once had the idea to make a site where everything was mispelled, which comes easily to me.

Mr. Marks 04-13-2004 08:53 PM

Nice explanation, bro. Now the secret's out.

lilj 04-13-2004 08:54 PM

:1orglaugh

xxxjay 04-20-2004 01:53 PM

Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay
Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

:Graucho they love me more...do you want my shirt?

ipc 04-20-2004 02:19 PM

lol :thumbsup wish it would be true :)

JamesK 04-20-2004 02:21 PM

:1orglaugh

serguei 04-20-2004 02:22 PM

Good and nice pictures!

doornx 04-20-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay
Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

bumping old threads again bro :helpme

xxxjay 04-20-2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


:Graucho they love me more...do you want my shirt?

LOL - na, you can keep it.

I think it's bad business to post SE info. Keep those newbies stupid -- that's what I say!


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