Best bumper sticker slogan you have seen?
 

A good one makes me really laugh. I like word play.

A few I saw last time I was home:

- Pissed off parent of a D student
- My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
- This van may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across it last night

This is a great one!

you can't spell crap without rap.

i actually saw this on an 18-wheeler:

"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

"If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath."

Put something hot and thobing between your legs!
Motorcycle

Mouhahahaha :1orglaugh :thumbsup

"Don't steal, the government hates competition"
and my favorite
"God made man, Sam Colt made man equal"

yeah, that was a good one :thumbsup I saw 2 I lughed my ass off just 3-4 days ago but cannot remember now :(

Last Year: "I Came Back From Toronto And All I Got Was SARS"

The one that says, eat natural food.
and she's right in front of mcDonald's.

Easy doesn't do it

I know hell is hot, but is it humid

9 out of 10 voices tell me to pull the trigger.

A pretty funny one out here in Hawaii says "Slow down, this ain't the mainland."

Seen on a ford truck upside down . If you can read this flip me over !

I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

fat people are hard to kidnap :glugglug

My Canada Includes Jamaica, mon.

:winkwink:

Love that one.

HAHA yeah, that one is great.

"Got MILF?"

I saw one the other day that I liked alot, but it was political and I'm not in the mood to cause any drama tonight. :Graucho

:1orglaugh

My all-time fav:

GET IN
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON

:)

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send it to me, I will post it as my own

gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free

classic! :1orglaugh

This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

"drive it like you stole it"

Nah, it's not funny. It was just something I agreed with and I know alot of people around here don't. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh that one is great

"Welcome to California....Now Go Home."


"HEY YOU!........Out of the gene pool!"

I owe I owe, so off to work I go...

"Shift Happens" and I looked thru the window and the car was an automatic.

I have nothing left to say!

heheheh.. but i also like the bitch fell off one.

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

IF you can read this you are to close back off!


Keep honking I am reloading.

that's okay, do I seem like a funny guy?

Haha, good one!

I want that one! Exactly my level.

trick question time

HAHAHA funny stuff!!

:Graucho

Shit happens is a classic

"anyone but Bush"

Someone driving a old car with

"Don't Laugh, It's All Paid For"

:1orglaugh

This is a bit funny saw a american car in europe that had a bumper sticker that said

WHEN THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVES MAIAMI PLEASE BRING THE FLAG

weird to see an American car in Europe. Every once in a blue moon i will see one in the UK which is always dumb considering we drive on the other side.