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Sarah_Jayne · 03-08-2004, 07:32 PM

A good one makes me really laugh. I like word play.

A few I saw last time I was home:

- Pissed off parent of a D student
- My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
- This van may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across it last night

swoop · 03-08-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
- This van may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across it last night

This is a great one!

Oracle Porn · 03-08-2004, 07:37 PM

you can't spell crap without rap.

Easton · 03-08-2004, 07:38 PM

i actually saw this on an 18-wheeler:

"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

Rorschach · 03-08-2004, 07:39 PM

"If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath."

Worldnet · 03-08-2004, 07:40 PM

Put something hot and thobing between your legs!
Motorcycle

Basic_man · 03-08-2004, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
you can't spell crap without rap.

Mouhahahaha

bignasty · 03-08-2004, 07:46 PM

"Don't steal, the government hates competition"
and my favorite
"God made man, Sam Colt made man equal"

alan-l · 03-08-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
"If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath."

yeah, that was a good one

I saw 2 I lughed my ass off just 3-4 days ago but cannot remember now

maxdaname · 03-08-2004, 07:56 PM

Last Year: "I Came Back From Toronto And All I Got Was SARS"

reynold · 03-08-2004, 07:57 PM

The one that says, eat natural food.
and she's right in front of mcDonald's.

baddog · 03-08-2004, 08:11 PM

Easy doesn't do it

I know hell is hot, but is it humid

CamChicks · 03-08-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

IF WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, THEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OF MEAT?

vdewd · 03-08-2004, 08:14 PM

9 out of 10 voices tell me to pull the trigger.

Shoehorn! · 03-08-2004, 08:15 PM

A pretty funny one out here in Hawaii says "Slow down, this ain't the mainland."

hottshot · 03-08-2004, 08:15 PM

Seen on a ford truck upside down . If you can read this flip me over !

gornyhuy · 03-08-2004, 08:16 PM

I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

vdewd · 03-08-2004, 08:16 PM

fat people are hard to kidnap

Paul Waters · 03-08-2004, 08:18 PM

My Canada Includes Jamaica, mon.

DamageX · 03-08-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

Love that one.

Shoehorn! · 03-08-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

HAHA yeah, that one is great.

Stewie · 03-08-2004, 08:29 PM

"Got MILF?"

tootie · 03-08-2004, 08:29 PM

I saw one the other day that I liked alot, but it was political and I'm not in the mood to cause any drama tonight.

Vanilla DeVille · 03-08-2004, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

Black Dog · 03-08-2004, 08:40 PM

My all-time fav:

GET IN
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON

B

baddog · 03-08-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I saw one the other day that I liked alot, but it was political and I'm not in the mood to cause any drama tonight.

send it to me, I will post it as my own

baddog · 03-08-2004, 09:16 PM

gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free

myjah · 03-08-2004, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bignasty
"Don't steal, the government hates competition"

classic!

spentrent · 03-08-2004, 10:12 PM

This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

mike503 · 03-08-2004, 10:16 PM

"drive it like you stole it"

tootie · 03-08-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog

send it to me, I will post it as my own

Nah, it's not funny. It was just something I agreed with and I know alot of people around here don't.

Ash@phpFX · 03-08-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

that one is great

TheJimmy · 03-08-2004, 11:32 PM

"Welcome to California....Now Go Home."

"HEY YOU!........Out of the gene pool!"

Rico · 03-08-2004, 11:42 PM

I owe I owe, so off to work I go...

riosluts · 03-08-2004, 11:44 PM

"Shift Happens" and I looked thru the window and the car was an automatic.

pimplink · 03-08-2004, 11:49 PM

I have nothing left to say!

bhutocracy · 03-08-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spentrent
This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

heheheh.. but i also like the bitch fell off one.

Rico · 03-08-2004, 11:56 PM

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

KMR Stitch · 03-08-2004, 11:56 PM

IF you can read this you are to close back off!

Keep honking I am reloading.

baddog · 03-09-2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie

Nah, it's not funny. It was just something I agreed with and I know alot of people around here don't.

that's okay, do I seem like a funny guy?

michel · 03-09-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
you can't spell crap without rap.

Haha, good one!

Sarah_Jayne · 03-09-2004, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spentrent
This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

I want that one! Exactly my level.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-09-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog

that's okay, do I seem like a funny guy?

trick question time

runaway · 03-09-2004, 04:57 AM

HAHAHA funny stuff!!

acuk · 03-09-2004, 05:32 AM

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Computer Users do it with loads of ram

hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 07:24 AM

Shit happens is a classic

spanky part 2 · 03-09-2004, 07:54 AM

"anyone but Bush"

VeriSexy · 03-09-2004, 07:55 AM

Someone driving a old car with

"Don't Laugh, It's All Paid For"

rutopia101 · 03-09-2004, 07:57 AM

This is a bit funny saw a american car in europe that had a bumper sticker that said

WHEN THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVES MAIAMI PLEASE BRING THE FLAG

Sarah_Jayne · 03-09-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rutopia101
This is a bit funny saw a american car in europe that had a bumper sticker that said

WHEN THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVES MAIAMI PLEASE BRING THE FLAG

weird to see an American car in Europe. Every once in a blue moon i will see one in the UK which is always dumb considering we drive on the other side.

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