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"IMPEACH BUSH"

"Too drunk to fuck...... just suck my dick"


"WELFARE: keeping lazy people unemployed since 1929"


"My mom lied! ... 3 times a day since I was 12 and I'm still not blind"
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"JESUS LOVES YOU!...It's the rest of us that think you're an asshole"


"IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT...I'm cheap, fast and easy"


"CAUTION: driver just doesn't give a shit anymore"

- 'your not driving a fucking phone booth' that one cracked me right up, seems to be the only one that I can remember.

A sign on a real old car says:
It doesn't matter if I'm slow - I'm still ahead of ya! :thumbsup

On the back of one of my best buds' Dodge Ram Charger: "Don't laugh. Your daughter might be in here."

"It says RAM for a REASON."


I had the "Don't steal, the government hates competition" on the back of my truck for years.

"Use your blinker, not telepathy."
"HANG UP AND DRIVE"

"If you can read this, there had better be an egagement ring in your pocket."

Oh here is another one:
Barbie SUCKS! And Ken loves it! :1orglaugh

Umm, here is an interesting list maybe:
http://www.ruighaver.net/bumperstickers/list.htm

I saw this one the other day and laughed my ass off

"Who farted?"