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Four guys in suits just stopped at my house
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.
Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses. |
Careful its the men in black.
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Check your 2257 just to be on the safe side...
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weird stuff
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could be... i guess only a jehova would buy a *green* suburban |
lol...that's the first time i've heard anyone say that they actually hope it WAS the jehovah's witnesses.
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you pay all your taxes?
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Uh oh. I hate it when shit like that happens. :(
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i hope it wasn't the prize patrol
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All my sites are in order, so I'm not really worried.
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Hey man, why didn't you let us in ?
You ordered the "strap-on set" and the "fat rubber doll" on my site. As we have to come back, I must charge you extra. |
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Run while you can :)
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I bet these are the four college graduates I recruited recently...
They go door-to-door and sell custom content ... the list of addresses came from Matrix :winkwink: |
immigration?
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Polly paranoia?
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Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.
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You got luggage? I'd start packing pronto.
Not good. Seriously. |
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heh was it 60 minutes?
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I live out in the country so this is very unusual...
I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up. It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it. This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were. |
It could be anything. The same thing happened to me a few months ago and I was asleep so I didnt answer the door. One of them let their card in my door that said they were from the Secret Service and for me to call them. Needless to say I was freaked out about it but my curiosity was killing me so I had to know what the Secret Service would want with me.
Turned out my neighbor had applied for a high level government job and they were simply doing a character reference. |
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Hey man, you need to get a survelance camera
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Sounds more like mormons.. Jw's have a policy of trying to send a male and a female in pairs so they're less 'intimidating".
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why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?
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I keep the door locked too. There's a homeless guy that wanders into our neighborhood about once a month trying to sell stuff he takes out of the trash. He tried to walk into my house once because the door was unlocked. Not anymore. |
Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?
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Especially none that wear suits...heh. |
Download any music of Kazza?
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Here's what you do, get out of bed, go to your computer and tell people on GFY about it. Problem solved :)
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Wierd...
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Wow, that's kinda scary. I'm sure they will be back. Keep us updated :helpme
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Better pack up everything and haul ass. The G-men are coming for you.
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freaky deaky... I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you...
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did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...
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Okay, that's definitely a worst case scenario. |
I think it was Fab 5. You're about to get a gay makeover :thumbsup
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Why didnt she say one minute and wake you up or ask thru the door who is it? Also if where you live is so scary why dont you move?
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it was the resevoir webmasters!
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check your mailbox for a card, if it was the feds they leave a card at your door or in the the mailbox :winkwink:
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JWs always come in m/f pairs. Plus, if you're in a neighborhood, they'd park and go to every door, not drive away.
It's either the Illuminati or the Feds. Either way, you're screwed. I'd start looking for passports. |
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