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Rictor 02-09-2004 10:06 AM

Four guys in suits just stopped at my house
 
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

Cindyff 02-09-2004 10:07 AM

Careful its the men in black.

pornguy 02-09-2004 10:07 AM

Check your 2257 just to be on the safe side...

Phoenix 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

weird stuff

kmanrox 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

rich jehovah's?

could be... i guess only a jehova would buy a *green* suburban

myjah 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

lol...that's the first time i've heard anyone say that they actually hope it WAS the jehovah's witnesses.

polish_aristocrat 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

you pay all your taxes?

Joshua 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

Uh oh. I hate it when shit like that happens. :(

m00d 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

i hope it wasn't the prize patrol

Rictor 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

All my sites are in order, so I'm not really worried.

AnalProbe 02-09-2004 10:12 AM

Hey man, why didn't you let us in ?

You ordered the "strap-on set" and the "fat rubber doll" on my site.

As we have to come back, I must charge you extra.

Rictor 02-09-2004 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
you pay all your taxes?
Last years, yah. This years, not yet.

Sosa 02-09-2004 10:13 AM

Run while you can :)

KraZ 02-09-2004 10:53 AM

I bet these are the four college graduates I recruited recently...

They go door-to-door and sell custom content ... the list of addresses came from Matrix :winkwink:

lurking 02-09-2004 10:54 AM

immigration?

RATBOY 02-09-2004 10:55 AM

Polly paranoia?

pamphage 02-09-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

that does kinda sound like jw's actually. they only send 2 to the door usually

GiantGnome 02-09-2004 10:57 AM

Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.

Rick Latona 02-09-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
i hope it wasn't the prize patrol
:1orglaugh

KRL 02-09-2004 10:59 AM

You got luggage? I'd start packing pronto.

Not good. Seriously.

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.
In our business, who knows.

lurking 02-09-2004 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor


In our business, who knows.

i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

SWiTCH2 02-09-2004 11:05 AM

heh was it 60 minutes?

masta flash 02-09-2004 11:06 AM

I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

ThunderBalls 02-09-2004 11:06 AM

It could be anything. The same thing happened to me a few months ago and I was asleep so I didnt answer the door. One of them let their card in my door that said they were from the Secret Service and for me to call them. Needless to say I was freaked out about it but my curiosity was killing me so I had to know what the Secret Service would want with me.

Turned out my neighbor had applied for a high level government job and they were simply doing a character reference.

lurking 02-09-2004 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by masta flash
I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

that was just ACACIA doing some research.

sweetcuties 02-09-2004 11:08 AM

Hey man, you need to get a survelance camera

LadyMischief 02-09-2004 11:08 AM

Sounds more like mormons.. Jw's have a policy of trying to send a male and a female in pairs so they're less 'intimidating".

Ash@phpFX 02-09-2004 11:11 AM

why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking


i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

I was asleep in my underwear. Wife doesn't answer the door for strange men.

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?
Are you serious? We live in the city and it's dangerous. I mean, it's okay when I'm home, but when I'm not here, I tell her not to open the door for anyone unless she knows them. There's too many crazy people in the world.

I keep the door locked too. There's a homeless guy that wanders into our neighborhood about once a month trying to sell stuff he takes out of the trash. He tried to walk into my house once because the door was unlocked. Not anymore.

GonePhishing 02-09-2004 11:22 AM

Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?
I have no friends. :(


Especially none that wear suits...heh.

Ozzymosis1 02-09-2004 11:25 AM

Download any music of Kazza?

Observing 02-09-2004 11:26 AM

Here's what you do, get out of bed, go to your computer and tell people on GFY about it. Problem solved :)

Lykos 02-09-2004 11:39 AM

Wierd...

mahoney 02-09-2004 11:41 AM

Wow, that's kinda scary. I'm sure they will be back. Keep us updated :helpme

Stallion 02-09-2004 11:42 AM

Better pack up everything and haul ass. The G-men are coming for you.

gornyhuy 02-09-2004 11:43 AM

freaky deaky... I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you...

PlayGirl 02-09-2004 11:59 AM

did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...

Rictor 02-09-2004 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Ozzymosis1
Download any music of Kazza?
No. But downloading isn't the crime, it's uploading.

Rictor 02-09-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlayGirl
did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...
:(

Okay, that's definitely a worst case scenario.

swedguy 02-09-2004 12:18 PM

I think it was Fab 5. You're about to get a gay makeover :thumbsup

tony286 02-09-2004 12:23 PM

Why didnt she say one minute and wake you up or ask thru the door who is it? Also if where you live is so scary why dont you move?

Morgan 02-09-2004 12:25 PM

it was the resevoir webmasters!

OneHungLo 02-09-2004 12:27 PM

check your mailbox for a card, if it was the feds they leave a card at your door or in the the mailbox :winkwink:

TheGoldenChild 02-09-2004 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo
check your mailbox for a card, if it was the feds they leave a card at your door or in the the mailbox :winkwink:
This is true!

Shoehorn! 02-09-2004 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by lurking


i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

If it was a subpoena they wouldn't have knocked once. Those process servers work hard for their $50, they wouldn't have given up that easily.

Rictor 02-09-2004 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by kBizzle


This is true!

All I see in my mailbox are the two Netflix rentals I left in there for the mailman to pick up.

Holly 02-09-2004 12:44 PM

JWs always come in m/f pairs. Plus, if you're in a neighborhood, they'd park and go to every door, not drive away.

It's either the Illuminati or the Feds. Either way, you're screwed. I'd start looking for passports.


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