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Rictor · 02-09-2004, 10:06 AM

I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

Cindyff · 02-09-2004, 10:07 AM

Careful its the men in black.

pornguy · 02-09-2004, 10:07 AM

Check your 2257 just to be on the safe side...

Phoenix · 02-09-2004, 10:08 AM

weird stuff

kmanrox · 02-09-2004, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

rich jehovah's?

could be... i guess only a jehova would buy a *green* suburban

myjah · 02-09-2004, 10:08 AM

lol...that's the first time i've heard anyone say that they actually hope it WAS the jehovah's witnesses.

polish_aristocrat · 02-09-2004, 10:09 AM

you pay all your taxes?

Joshua · 02-09-2004, 10:09 AM

Uh oh. I hate it when shit like that happens.

m00d · 02-09-2004, 10:09 AM

i hope it wasn't the prize patrol

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 10:09 AM

All my sites are in order, so I'm not really worried.

AnalProbe · 02-09-2004, 10:12 AM

Hey man, why didn't you let us in ?

You ordered the "strap-on set" and the "fat rubber doll" on my site.

As we have to come back, I must charge you extra.

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
you pay all your taxes?

Last years, yah. This years, not yet.

Sosa · 02-09-2004, 10:13 AM

Run while you can

KraZ · 02-09-2004, 10:53 AM

I bet these are the four college graduates I recruited recently...

They go door-to-door and sell custom content ... the list of addresses came from Matrix

lurking · 02-09-2004, 10:54 AM

immigration?

RATBOY · 02-09-2004, 10:55 AM

Polly paranoia?

pamphage · 02-09-2004, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

that does kinda sound like jw's actually. they only send 2 to the door usually

GiantGnome · 02-09-2004, 10:57 AM

Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.

Rick Latona · 02-09-2004, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by m00d
i hope it wasn't the prize patrol

KRL · 02-09-2004, 10:59 AM

You got luggage? I'd start packing pronto.

Not good. Seriously.

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.

In our business, who knows.

lurking · 02-09-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

In our business, who knows.

i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

SWiTCH2 · 02-09-2004, 11:05 AM

heh was it 60 minutes?

masta flash · 02-09-2004, 11:06 AM

I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

ThunderBalls · 02-09-2004, 11:06 AM

It could be anything. The same thing happened to me a few months ago and I was asleep so I didnt answer the door. One of them let their card in my door that said they were from the Secret Service and for me to call them. Needless to say I was freaked out about it but my curiosity was killing me so I had to know what the Secret Service would want with me.

Turned out my neighbor had applied for a high level government job and they were simply doing a character reference.

lurking · 02-09-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by masta flash
I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

that was just ACACIA doing some research.

sweetcuties · 02-09-2004, 11:08 AM

Hey man, you need to get a survelance camera

LadyMischief · 02-09-2004, 11:08 AM

Sounds more like mormons.. Jw's have a policy of trying to send a male and a female in pairs so they're less 'intimidating".

Ash@phpFX · 02-09-2004, 11:11 AM

why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by lurking

i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

I was asleep in my underwear. Wife doesn't answer the door for strange men.

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by asher
why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?

Are you serious? We live in the city and it's dangerous. I mean, it's okay when I'm home, but when I'm not here, I tell her not to open the door for anyone unless she knows them. There's too many crazy people in the world.

I keep the door locked too. There's a homeless guy that wanders into our neighborhood about once a month trying to sell stuff he takes out of the trash. He tried to walk into my house once because the door was unlocked. Not anymore.

GonePhishing · 02-09-2004, 11:22 AM

Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?

I have no friends.

Especially none that wear suits...heh.

Ozzymosis1 · 02-09-2004, 11:25 AM

Download any music of Kazza?

Observing · 02-09-2004, 11:26 AM

Here's what you do, get out of bed, go to your computer and tell people on GFY about it. Problem solved

Lykos · 02-09-2004, 11:39 AM

Wierd...

mahoney · 02-09-2004, 11:41 AM

Wow, that's kinda scary. I'm sure they will be back. Keep us updated

Stallion · 02-09-2004, 11:42 AM

Better pack up everything and haul ass. The G-men are coming for you.

gornyhuy · 02-09-2004, 11:43 AM

freaky deaky... I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you...

PlayGirl · 02-09-2004, 11:59 AM

did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Ozzymosis1
Download any music of Kazza?

No. But downloading isn't the crime, it's uploading.

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by PlayGirl
did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...

Okay, that's definitely a worst case scenario.

swedguy · 02-09-2004, 12:18 PM

I think it was Fab 5. You're about to get a gay makeover

tony286 · 02-09-2004, 12:23 PM

Why didnt she say one minute and wake you up or ask thru the door who is it? Also if where you live is so scary why dont you move?

Morgan · 02-09-2004, 12:25 PM

it was the resevoir webmasters!

OneHungLo · 02-09-2004, 12:27 PM

check your mailbox for a card, if it was the feds they leave a card at your door or in the the mailbox

TheGoldenChild · 02-09-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo
check your mailbox for a card, if it was the feds they leave a card at your door or in the the mailbox

This is true!

Shoehorn! · 02-09-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by lurking

i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

If it was a subpoena they wouldn't have knocked once. Those process servers work hard for their $50, they wouldn't have given up that easily.

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by kBizzle

This is true!

All I see in my mailbox are the two Netflix rentals I left in there for the mailman to pick up.

Holly · 02-09-2004, 12:44 PM

JWs always come in m/f pairs. Plus, if you're in a neighborhood, they'd park and go to every door, not drive away.

It's either the Illuminati or the Feds. Either way, you're screwed. I'd start looking for passports.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Four guys in suits just stopped at my house I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers. Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

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masta flash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: (_))= = =D cum on my hat Posts: 530	I live out in the country so this is very unusual... I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up. It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it. This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

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