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GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:26 PM

Hiring Icq Secretary - Details Inside
 
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 01:29 PM

Check your icq :thumbsup

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:29 PM

What no one is interested in a $40k a year job to be my secretary?

JEEEEEEESH! Bunch a rich mofos around here!

DH

Rebel D 01-14-2004 01:31 PM

Are there benifits??? DO i get my own office? Company Car???:2 cents:

BVF 01-14-2004 01:32 PM

40g's a year to relay icq messages? hit me up...that job seems too easy to make 40g's

Phoenix 01-14-2004 01:33 PM

can i pick and choose the messages to allow through?


:winkwink:

BradShaw 01-14-2004 01:33 PM

I would do it. Well I will get it handled, contract it out to an 11 year old boy in cuba.

SR 01-14-2004 01:33 PM

:1orglaugh

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slapity
Are there benifits??? DO i get my own office? Company Car???:2 cents:
As I said before salary is negotiable.

DH

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:35 PM

Just so everyone knows I am paying in US DOLLARS. Even though I am Canadian I didn't think I would get much of a response if I paid in Canuck.

DH

WiredGuy 01-14-2004 01:36 PM

Virtual secretary, that's one I never thought I'd see :)
WG

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
I would do it. Well I will get it handled, contract it out to an 11 year old boy in cuba.
Brad how many 11 year old boys from Cuba can I get for $40k???


DH

Sarah - GTS 01-14-2004 01:37 PM

I'll do it for $100k per year!!! Not a penny less!

Sly_RJ 01-14-2004 01:37 PM

If I were you, I would get someone local. Someone you already know and trust. I'm sure you get a lot of important/discrete information coming through on your messages. I know I do. You wouldn't want the wrong people to have that information.

That is, if you're serious... ;-)

Rebel D 01-14-2004 01:40 PM

I will do it for 100k an di wanna Work naked:2 cents:

Manowar 01-14-2004 01:46 PM

I would do it for less

I contacted you on icq

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
I would do it. Well I will get it handled, contract it out to an 11 year old boy in cuba.
:thumbsup

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:47 PM

ok look I am not really getting many applications, I have only gotten 2 so far. I can't believe only 2 fucking people are looking for a job, I know $40k isn't alot of money but common it's easy work!

DH

skillfull 01-14-2004 01:52 PM

at 50k we can start talking about others advantage (vacation, cars) :)

Martin 01-14-2004 01:53 PM

DH, I told ya I'd do it.

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
at 50k we can start talking about others advantage (vacation, cars) :)
$50k to handle answering icq messages and passing them on to me based on priority? Don't you think that is a bit high? :(

DH

Phoenix 01-14-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
ok look I am not really getting many applications, I have only gotten 2 so far. I can't believe only 2 fucking people are looking for a job, I know $40k isn't alot of money but common it's easy work!

DH

Dh this work is suited for somene who isn't a competitor to all your clients.


how about a local girl? single mother who would love to work from home. you know she'd be loyal as hell.

i'm sure you could fill that job easily in your town.

in the spring i will know several students looking for work.



just my
:2 cents:

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 01:55 PM

Hi there!
I sent you an ICQ.
I have a pretty strong reference in the industry.
Thanks.
Mandy

Jason 01-14-2004 01:56 PM

I have someone for you DH..

I just need your ICQ


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Manowar 01-14-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


$50k to handle answering icq messages and passing them on to me based on priority? Don't you think that is a bit high? :(

DH


I want to do this, i have lots of free time and i can do it for less than $10k a year.

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:56 PM

See I don't see what the big deal is? People have secretary's to handle hundreds of phone calls a day, I want one to handle my hundreds of ICQ messages a day.

For fucks sake! Dugmor has an assistant! Why can't I have one? What's the big deal here?

DH

traffictrader 01-14-2004 01:57 PM

How many hours a day/days a week are we talking about here?

On average how many icqs are coming in an hour?

I currently do this as a small portion of my job, although I am only handling 5-10 icqs an hour.

Dawgy 01-14-2004 01:57 PM

step away from the crack pipe...

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 01:57 PM

DH, What is your ICQ?

bill555 01-14-2004 01:57 PM

what is your icq number?

Candyman69 01-14-2004 01:58 PM

Hey DH contact me 5866 3839
got someone that is online all day long, is not a direct competitor of what you do, but just loves working from home.

thanks :thumbsup

Libertine 01-14-2004 01:58 PM

I'd do it... but at what times do you need to be available?
Oh, also, I'm not exclusive (meaning I work for myself when people aren't messaging you).

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix


Dh this work is suited for somene who isn't a competitor to all your clients.


how about a local girl? single mother who would love to work from home. you know she'd be loyal as hell.

i'm sure you could fill that job easily in your town.

in the spring i will know several students looking for work.



just my
:2 cents:

Milf's will get special presidence over other applications just for you Brad. :winkwink:

DH

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 02:00 PM

I've sent you multiple ICQ messages.
I see you posting here.
Are you not responding to your ICQs?
Thanks
Mandy

jasmine 01-14-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

I am interested. I don't see your icq in your profile.

okny 01-14-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
See I don't see what the big deal is? People have secretary's to handle hundreds of phone calls a day, I want one to handle my hundreds of ICQ messages a day.

For fucks sake! Dugmor has an assistant! Why can't I have one? What's the big deal here?

DH

Your right on that and i think you are giving more then a great deal for 40k$ year to transfer icq messages, i'm also surprised you havent found a person to do this yet.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


Milf's will get special presidence over other applications just for you Brad. :winkwink:

DH

well I am a serious MILF and dammit, I need your ICQ number:Graucho

I guess I should leave mine.
#25556509

kmanrox 01-14-2004 02:01 PM

mandy, will you marry me?

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:03 PM

Hey everyone sorry I just had to step away from the computer for a couple of min. I had a whole bunch of client icq's come in sorry I will try to get back to you as soon as I can.

DH

beemk 01-14-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
i'm also surprised you havent found a person to do this yet.
he posted the message less than an hour ago

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
mandy, will you marry me?
lol.
I would if I could, but unfortunately I'm taken.
But thank you for asking! :Graucho

tony286 01-14-2004 02:03 PM

Is someone trying for the most posts on a thread today lol.

kmanrox 01-14-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake

lol.
I would if I could, but unfortunately I'm taken.
But thank you for asking! :Graucho

will you man pimp you out? i'll pay a premium....

bring your man too if you like, but it detracts from the price i'm willing to pay.... yet adds to the fun

jasmine 01-14-2004 02:04 PM

here is my icq 258036220

Can't find your iCQ

cosis 01-14-2004 02:04 PM

DH you will need a temporary secretary to handle all the icq's you will be getting from this post

okny 01-14-2004 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
he posted the message less than an hour ago
Even better, as i see it so much people sit and post all day on gfy and dont jump on chance like this, to sit home transfer icq msg and post on gfy and get paid for it.

Tanker 01-14-2004 02:05 PM

DH hit me up I know someone

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


will you man pimp you out? i'll pay a premium....

bring your man too if you like, but it detracts from the price i'm willing to pay.... yet adds to the fun

You can ask him yourself. He posted right above you!

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:06 PM

I say post your hooters!!
Best pair win the job :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Sarah - GTS 01-14-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
I've sent you multiple ICQ messages.
I see you posting here.
Are you not responding to your ICQs?
Thanks
Mandy

That is why he needs a secretary :1orglaugh


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