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GTS Mark 01-14-2004 03:06 PM

Hey everybody sorry my ICQ has been freezing up. Everyone seems to be messaging me now as soon as I hit 2 pages. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I am just grabbing dinner now but I will get back to EVERYONE as soon as I am done.

Thanks for your patience.

DH

JamesK 01-14-2004 03:08 PM

wow that's easy money :Graucho

webgurl 01-14-2004 03:09 PM

sorry guys and gals ,
The offer is closed i got the position :Graucho

slapass 01-14-2004 03:12 PM

I got someone for you. Female over 30, organized as hell and not involved in the industry in anyway. So non compete is no biggy.

ICQ 166708909

Brat 01-14-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Is this position only open to men?

hmm i hope not.
because im quite interested and im not a man

serious 01-14-2004 03:16 PM

I think you are all taking this a little too seriously :warning

Dawgy 01-14-2004 03:17 PM

will the icqbitch get to play with your xbox during work hours?

Trax 01-14-2004 03:19 PM

this thread is really aweseom

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 03:30 PM

so who is the winner:glugglug

webgurl 01-14-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
so who is the winner:glugglug
Its me :thumbsup

vicki 01-14-2004 03:36 PM

am I the only one here waiting for the other shoe to drop?

I'm thinking someone is having quite a chuckle right now ... hehehe ;)

tbabe 01-14-2004 03:39 PM

I wouldnt roll out of bed for 40K

But good luck finidng someone to work so cheap. :)

StuartD 01-14-2004 04:03 PM

DH, filled the position yet? I'd gladly do it and be your personal programmer on top of it. What do ya say?

uno 01-14-2004 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
DH, filled the position yet? I'd gladly do it and be your personal programmer on top of it. What do ya say?
I'll do it and toss in masked man on top of it.

StuartD 01-14-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uno
I'll do it and toss in masked man on top of it.
Your generosity knows no bounds :winkwink:

Chris 01-14-2004 04:11 PM

DH - your from orangevill ont?

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
DH - your from orangevill ont?
Yup I sure am :)

Yep position has been filled thanks guys.

DH

Sarah - GTS 01-16-2004 03:42 PM

Gotta bump this thread cause it was so damn funny!!

MT_Butterfly 01-17-2004 09:19 AM

Ewww! Pick Me! I have excellent people skills...can multi-task and I'm a really fucking nice chick. I'm looking for work involving my "people skills". :) Anyone interested can contact me on ICQ. :D

Zoe_Zoebaboe 01-17-2004 10:40 AM

Heh, I look GREAT in a 3-piece office suit if you need a secretary ;)

hit me up : 166962923

Rictor 01-17-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

Hahahaha. Sweet.

Rictor 01-17-2004 10:49 AM

Anyone want to buy my wife for a one-time payment for $40k? No refunds or exchanges.

imJason 01-17-2004 10:54 AM

dude, your nuts,

you should give your clients a discount before you waste 40K usd, on a secretary,

I have a personal assitant who sits next to me every day,

25K cdn a year, man, she is married with a kid,

her mom watchs the kid while she works and her husband has a job,

thats the real work,

for 40K usd, your employee better do sales, and produce results,

you could have 2 cordinators slash office assitants, in your home or in a local office, for 40K usd,

they would do all your paper work and everything,

this post I think is just a big joke, to get webmasters on your jock begging for money,

my :2 cents:

BRISK 01-17-2004 11:11 AM

ICQ secretary :1orglaugh

Raven 01-17-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
ICQ secretary :1orglaugh
DH...did you get one?

I still want it...the title is funny enough..it's kind of like having your own driver.....

RainMailer 01-17-2004 11:23 AM

Msg me 179098083 I can definately help you with this! I can probably do this cheaper than 40k for sure.

Bake 01-17-2004 10:08 PM

Hey DH if your serious hit me on ICQ I have that type of time spare.

Makingcoin 01-17-2004 10:11 PM

mauahahhahahahahahahahhahahah

DH loves the cock.


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