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Ic3m4nZ 01-14-2004 02:08 PM

50

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:08 PM

50?!

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarah - GSS


That is why he needs a secretary :1orglaugh

LOL
This is true.

Rebel D 01-14-2004 02:09 PM

I am looking to be mandys secretary if you hire her
:thumbsup

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
50
you were just waiten for that!! lol
missed again:helpme :1orglaugh

BradShaw 01-14-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


Brad how many 11 year old boys from Cuba can I get for $40k???


DH

How many do you need? And what do you need them for?

kmanrox 01-14-2004 02:09 PM

hey tony, can i endulge in your woman for a price?

hit me on icq for exportation instructions, thx

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
I say post your hooters!!
Best pair win the job :1orglaugh :thumbsup

dont tempt me :1orglaugh

Mr. Porno King 01-14-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

Hey DH... I'm also just north of toronto, and I'd seriously be interested in this. Contact me at 172884621.

x-vision 01-14-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake

lol.
I would if I could, but unfortunately I'm taken.
But thank you for asking! :Graucho

Perhaps that's why he needs a secretary.

edit: too late.

MandyBlake 01-14-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slapity
I am looking to be mandys secretary if you hire her
:thumbsup

:Graucho

Dugmor 01-14-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
See I don't see what the big deal is? People have secretary's to handle hundreds of phone calls a day, I want one to handle my hundreds of ICQ messages a day.

For fucks sake! Dugmor has an assistant! Why can't I have one? What's the big deal here?

DH

I agree !

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

dont tempt me :1orglaugh

Cmon you know you want too!!:arcadefre :drinkup

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw


How many do you need? And what do you need them for?

Well I am not a racist, I would take nigerians, chinese or even jamican's. As long as they all work as one unit and don't tell immigration I am down. :thumbsup

DH

cosis 01-14-2004 02:15 PM

Grab some brazilians, they have hot bodies :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls


Cmon you know you want too!!:arcadefre :drinkup

oh well, here is a link just for you... have fun..:1orglaugh

http://bettylove.com/free.html

Carol@Pixipay 01-14-2004 02:17 PM

I can certainly vouch for Mandy being a Wonderful choice. She is not only organized, effcient, and easy to work with, she is wonderfully charming (good quality in an assistant).

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Porno King


Hey DH... I'm also just north of toronto, and I'd seriously be interested in this. Contact me at 172884621.

Really where abouts are you?

DH

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


oh well, here is a link just for you... have fun..:1orglaugh

http://bettylove.com/free.html

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/goyou.gif

Roger 01-14-2004 02:19 PM

If you still haven't found anyone yet hit me up on ICQ: 753435

Claude 01-14-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

Are we simply talking about recieving the messages and sorting them by priority?

I work at home and I´m online 24 hours a day always checking my own emails. I have some ideas about how to get the messages sorted and relayed to you in a manner that I think you would like. It involves me writing and setting up some scripts.

I have been doing this for 5 years and everything will be handled 100% confidential. You should know that I will be running my own stuff when I´m not handling your messages - I´m in the bondage niche.

Contact me on webmaster at bondagepass.com or ICQ 346110945

Dawgy 01-14-2004 02:27 PM

i have a variety of twinks at my disposal who would do it for less than $40k.

i'd offer but i have a feeling this is a 24/7 job and i have naughty pictures to take during the day :)

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Claude


Are we simply talking about recieving the messages and sorting them by priority?

I work at home and I´m online 24 hours a day always checking my own emails. I have some ideas about how to get the messages sorted and relayed to you in a manner that I think you would like. It involves me writing and setting up some scripts.

I have been doing this for 5 years and everything will be handled 100% confidential. You should know that I will be running my own stuff when I´m not handling your messages - I´m in the bondage niche.

Contact me on webmaster at bondagepass.com or ICQ 346110945

Everything sounds great but I make all my employees sign a 5 year non-compete contract so I don't think it would work out if you still wanted to run stuff on the side.

But thanks anyways. :)

DH

Raven 01-14-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


As I said before salary is negotiable.

DH

If you're serious, ICQ me.

27331641

I'm an icq whore.

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:30 PM

hey man i guess your getting alota icq's atm.. maby just post what hrs you want people to work and maby you will filter some people out :2 cents:

tony286 01-14-2004 02:31 PM

It seems like no one is getting their ICQ's returned, you keep answering everything on the board.I smell someone killing time lol.

Yngwie 01-14-2004 02:33 PM

DH, contact me on ICQ 16544251

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


Everything sounds great but I make all my employees sign a 5 year non-compete contract so I don't think it would work out if you still wanted to run stuff on the side.

But thanks anyways. :)

DH

Since you wont post your ICQ number..lol..I will put my resume here

I am a stay at home mom that runs a single girl site. I am online at all hours . I'm not a competitor, nor do I wish to be.

I'm efficient, hardworking, a multitasker like no other, reliable and I can keep things undercover (i'm not a blabber mouth), I work well with others and have great people skills.

I would love to have this job :)

stocktrader23 01-14-2004 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
It seems like no one is getting their ICQ's returned, you keep answering everything on the board.I smell someone killing time lol.
Didn't you read? He gets swamped with ICQ's, that's why he needs a secretary. Sheesh. :1orglaugh

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


Since you wont post your ICQ number..lol..I will put my resume here

I am a stay at home mom that runs a single girl site. I am online at all hours . I'm not a competitor, nor do I wish to be.

I'm efficient, hardworking, a multitasker like no other, reliable and I can keep things undercover (i'm not a blabber mouth), I work well with others and have great people skills.

I would love to have this job :)

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/shootcat.jpg

tony286 01-14-2004 02:39 PM

No I dont think thats the case lol .

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls


http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/shootcat.jpg

my cat would eat that cat! I sent you a link silly man.. dont make me beat you with wooden spoons now:1orglaugh

Brat 01-14-2004 02:43 PM

DH,
I've messaged you on icq.

I hope I got the right icq number though. If not, can you please message me 18781487

Thanks.

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


my cat would eat that cat! I sent you a link silly man.. dont make me beat you with wooden spoons now:1orglaugh

Yes you did.. nice teaser.. i want the real thing now:Graucho :1orglaugh

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i have a variety of twinks at my disposal who would do it for less than $40k.
But really twinks are great but do they have good organizational skills? God knows I would love to have a gay dance party everyday at work but still a job is a job and we have to work. Goddamn would I love to have a gay guy working for me, but he might have to sign a non-harrassment contract. Orangeville is a tough town. :ak47:

DH

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls


Yes you did.. nice teaser.. i want the real thing now:Graucho :1orglaugh

that involves a marriage:1orglaugh

I'm not a hardcore model... something about pics of me fucking and sucking emerging on the net for my kids and their friends to find makes me keep it clean as possible..I don't mind if they see me nude..its just a body.. but anything else creeps me out...:(

Dawgy 01-14-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
But really twinks are great but do they have good organizational skills? God knows I would love to have a gay dance party everyday at work but still a job is a job and we have to work. Goddamn would I love to have a gay guy working for me, but he might have to sign a non-harrassment contract. Orangeville is a tough town. :ak47:

DH

hahaha as long as the non-harrassment contract goes both ways

btw, ill be in ottawa friday if all goes as planned.

erebos 01-14-2004 02:50 PM

:thumbsup

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard


But really twinks are great but do they have good organizational skills? God knows I would love to have a gay dance party everyday at work but still a job is a job and we have to work. Goddamn would I love to have a gay guy working for me, but he might have to sign a non-harrassment contract. Orangeville is a tough town. :ak47:

DH

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/bringthenoise.jpg

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

hahaha as long as the non-harrassment contract goes both ways

btw, ill be in ottawa friday if all goes as planned.

Dawgy welcome to Canada! :thumbsup

DH

brand0n 01-14-2004 02:56 PM

im fuckin dien here man. how many icqs so far?

Brat 01-14-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
im fuckin dien here man. how many icqs so far?
hehe yeh
im pretty anxious over here!

Rebel D 01-14-2004 02:59 PM

does the secretary get to go to all your pimped ou tfunctions and business trips????:ak47:

Magnus 01-14-2004 02:59 PM

I just called Sea Bass.. he's fucking pissed he was'nt asked.. him and Lou are coming to kick your ass.

cosis 01-14-2004 03:02 PM

damn GTS buttons are all over the place!

GTS Mark 01-14-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slapity
does the secretary get to go to all your pimped ou tfunctions and business trips????:ak47:
Well if the assistant comes to the shows with me how the hell would I ever get any messages from ICQ? :Hollering

DH

Bobby Vicious 01-14-2004 03:04 PM

Thanks for returning my email and ICQ. As you said in the reply, you are overwhelmed with offers and may have to take bids. What will the bids start at?,40k or 39k, or some other figure?

ColBigBalls 01-14-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
damn GTS buttons are all over the place!
http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/cash2.jpg

Rebel D 01-14-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
damn GTS buttons are all over the place!




We are like a Dirty Whore. Everywhere

Slap

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-14-2004 03:06 PM

Is this position only open to men?


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