50 applications

you break my heart.

no doubt.

unlike you EQ... no one PAYS me




nevermind.

Well, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to sit down with ya and have a drink, I'd like to see all the work that our friends at Twisted Illusions did on you.. I got some more work recently..
http://www.shavedpoodle.com/tattoo04.jpg
Hit me up on ICQ if you got some time.. 847 00 583

Media

I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.

are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

Yes baby, please - insult me!

I would.
I want to meet a few of the people on this board.

how you know Twisted did work on me?

You'll get some takers at that price Im sure.. If I was some fresh off the boat webmaster, looking for some good experience and the oppertunity to overhear some good ideas and chat, I would be all over it...

Media

but YOU, are not eligible. Because you suck ass. And I said so. :)

Maybe cuz nobody wants to be seen with a hypocrit with a drinking problem... :1orglaugh

This guy is a fucking joke. It's funny how people think they are bigger than life itself. Dude you design porn sites for a living, and let's not forget you're working for Lensman, how much do you think you're possibly worth? Wake up man, it's all just a bad dream.

stay your scrawny ass in Ohio kid..... you're out of your league.

I know Kenny =) We've talked before about the work you had done.. Remember I'm an East Bay kid as well...

Media

Bow to the power of a Master Blogger.
Read the other posts.

Lets break it down big guy.

$1000 for 5 days work sounds easy.
$200 per day
Now. They gotta plan your breakfast, lunch, dinner and whatever the hell else you decide to do. Lets say you eat 3 times per day, attend the show floor, and then at least 3 parties at night.
Thats 7 things. Thats $28.50 per thing you do. If your not on time you're gonna be pissed, most likely get drunk and annoy the hell outta your "assisstant"

No offence, but most people going to Vegas already got money or else they wouldn't be going. Who would be willing to monitor you for at least 18 hours per day for $11.11 per hour? Coz thats what it works out at.

Hope you find someone. My best advice is to stick closely with Aaron, he knows what going on all the time. Then you can give him the $1000 since he will be just like your assisstant except he won't take any shit :)

Enjoy the show AMP.

The offer stands.


Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

nice.... :winkwink:

nice breakdown...


except: I eat ONCE a day. And I don't party.

you don't wanna pimp it in the sexedmobile?

http://www.greenvillesouth.com/snack2.jpg

WTF!! How the hell can you only eat once per day? Or do you eat SO much that you can only eat once per day?

You don't party? AMP come on man, soon as you get out there you KNOW you will be partying

... I am speechless and ashamed !!!

That's because I would sell more then you.
And the truth hurts.
Your job is on the line.
And I really am applying for it.
Dad@

Ohio sucks, but at least I am getting the higher education that you (from my best understanding) never got. But what is masters education when you can design porn sites in paradise all day.

Get over yourself Amp, you're a tool. :)

huge misconception from the board population....


talk to Aaron, or anyone else that knows me personally. I do NOT party. Even when there's a party going on.



hehehehe..... what you see here on GFY is not necessarily what IS....


but then, I've been saying that for years and people believe whatever the hell they wanna believe. :Graucho

Stop with this Dad shit dude. You do yourself no favours. Trust me, one day this will come back and bite you right in the arse!

shall I ban you.... again?

"Master Blogger"



lol.... fucking clown.

Can you say: HASE?

:1orglaugh

My bad AMP, just thought you enjoyed a party or two :)

What you see on GFY is not what goes on in the real world. I know this personally. Last year in Vegas I met some people who I would never have dreamt of talking to just because I didn't like their board persona. Some people would do well to remember there is a big world out there AWAY from the computer!

I gotta start my work now. Damn I can't be bothered doing galleries today :( See ya man.

yea...


whatever.

I learned this shit for my son.
Nothing is going to "bite me" in the ass.

Have at it.

Haha, what do I have to do to antagonize you to ban him?

Media

ever see an unchained doberman?




you're looking one in the eyes.

Oh can you? That would be great!


:thumbsup

Here's a tip Sex Ed:


Shut your fucking cake hole. Before you piss me off.

btw, still looking for that assistant....



and I need to add now, the person that takes this gig, needs to have some tough skin. Because there will no doubt be some heat. Pussies (like Equinox) need not apply. I need someone that can handle themselves. Don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself.... but I don't want my assistant getting fucked up neither.

Look here CHUMP if you see me there you better look out I'm going to pimp slap your cheap ass bitch boy, that you bought for a week because you have no friends to go with. ....... You a fucking Joke ! Then Im going to take your Jacket and piss on it. Ill just keep your camera tho. Sounds like you need grow some balls and be a man TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF or move back in with your mom :2 cents:
......... btw I was wanting to know if you would cut me a deal on a pay site tour ?

you know where to find me punk.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
[B]

you seriously need your own unique banner, bro. before everytime i saw that banner 90% of the time it was your post (or ocassionally equinox). now you look like the 10 other people that got lucky on sig day.

:1orglaugh Damn Amp I was wanting a better flame from you than that. It's ok tho :thumbsup Good luck with your search. Most of us have trouble keeping up with our own days

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pamphage
[B]hmm.... good point.

I can do that I guess. I'm the mutherfucker that makes 'em. :glugglug

my hi-octane flaming days are done man.... I'm too fucking old for that shit anymore. I honestly can't keep up. I've been reduced to throwing out a few random insults and hoping for the best.

wtf, this thread got big fast.

ill do it for return tickets from australia
:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Message to Amp's personal assistant.
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You must be fucked in the head for taking this job.

Also, you can pack a few thirts if you want but leave the board shorts at home, it's snowing like crazy in Vegas at the moment

For that $200 a day I'd give you 8 hours daily which would be more than enough time, I'm a local and know where to get the show tickets and shit...

BUT

I got family arriving today and they will be here for the next week.

But if you need some help with show tickets or anything buzz my icq.

It's actually not a bad deal... assuming plane tickets, floor tickets, and hotel stays are included. Otherwise that's a minimum of $500 out the door. So you're only making $500 for 4 days of being somebody's lackey. Not that good of a deal, especially if you're trying to make contacts and learn some biz.

My guy is getting plane tickets, floor passes, hotel, meals, entertainment, and a check at the end of it. And since he's not already in the industry, I don't have to worry about him running around doing his business on my dime.

If you're seriously looking for a PA, take a trusted non-industry person. They'll be stoked just going to a porn convention. Careful of the gawking though...