Any luck yet?


:glugglug

For $2k I'll wear a suit also! :thumbsup

I think you need a Swedish motherfuker to help you....

I am:

-afraid to fly
-???

I am not:

- good in english
- ???



I don´t think I can get this job. I´m overqualified or some shitty word like that...


Thanks!

Interesting thread


:)

This thread is too funny, some employee of adult.com is looking for a personal assisant, and people believe it's real. :1orglaugh


yeah, he has a full time assistant. He only has to pay her 60% of his adult.com salary. :1orglaugh



Autographs? Wake up people, this is a joke. Or else he's more of a lunatic than I realized.

Make it $5k and you've got a deal. :Graucho

The funny thing is that this kind of shit happens to me all the time. Here is my newly adapted standard answer.

NO! I won't give you a fucking autograph. :321GFY

Get a life.

mad cuz you didn't get an autograph last year?

how bout you just let my assistant make your decisions too!

I won't be needing all six of my personal assistants for this show, want to borrow a couple?

hmm.... that might work. Sure you can spare one or two? I need one that's a real go-getter. A take-charge kinda gal. If you got one that can iron and stuff like that, that'd be awesome man

Unbelievable.

All of you fucking newbs that come on here asking how to convert this and how much money is in that and what thehun eats for breakfast are in a word, retarded.

I fuck around with Amp on here all the time. Do I dislike him? No, I don't even know his ass.

Point being, he could be 10 times the prick you think he is and it would still be worth it to the right person to do this....FOR FREE.

I have no desire to make connections, trade traffic, talk business, or any of the normal webmaster stuff but if I did I would be all over this. Ever heard of a band bitch? They work for beer and the fucking $5 admission into a show.

But what do the typical newbs do in their typical newb fashion? Run their fucking mouths. $1000 is what, 6 months for some of you? :1orglaugh You would be getting paid to be around all of the higher ups that you dream about every night while you jerk.

Oh well, keep bitching and moaning and hopefully somebody that is serious about this business but just starting out will take Amp up on this offer and get some connections that might last a lifetime.

Cheers fuckers :glugglug

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Diagnostic Criteria

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
4) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
5) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
6) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
7) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
8) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

your application has been rejected.

This is a joke right? It's a funny one though I must admit :1orglaugh

Amp seems to admit he's somewhat lazy and unorganized and just doesn't want to deal with any of the arrangements and shit himself. He's willing to pay someone else $1000 to do it. His demands are serious enough to hopefully weed out other lazy fuckers. That leaves him with someone who has a decent work ethic and will get the shit done for him.

Definitely worth paying someone $1000 to handle it for you. Or, he could just tag along with someone else. Don't they have guides available too that handle everything like this anyway ?

ROFLMAO ^^^

hmmm.... ok, that was semi-creative. You're back in the application pool.

I would do this, but only if I also got to see you naked.

Interesting ......... Hehehehe
This is a job that a :girl should do , if a guy does something like that he'll get zero respect

Not only do you not hav to pay me AMP, I will pay you just for the pleasure of being in your company. You are a great man, maybe the greatest of men that has ever lived.

finally, someone has come to their senses.

has [Labret] applied for this yet?

hit me at 160541645......

You'll be insanely organized and totally on time, in place and all your shit on lockdown 24-7 without a single mistake or thought made on your part other than just doing AMP things.

I would do it. I am thicked skinned, a hard worker and I like things done yesterday. But I have a job already. :)


I can't believe no one is taking this offer. I agree with Stocktrader23. You people are missing out bigtime!!!

Well, I for one would do it, but I would mostly get drunk and break your shit. Dont think that would go over to well:>

Good luck finding someone, hope to get your autograph while I am there :>

SkyB0lt

Now this is funny!!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=214771

SkyB0lt

tell you what im gonna do:


you fly me into vegas and ill make sure no one beats on you or tea bags ya while youre passed out drunk.


deal?

Amp wins the award for 2003. Biggest ego with smallest paycheck.

Didnt Donald Trump do this on TV

good reading material..popcorn is out.

Here would be a reply Amp Would Like!

I will be your Fucking Bitch! will wipe your ass
if needed and will kick ass as I have a 7th
degree black belt to save your ass when
needed, $200.00 extra per ass kicking!

Hey all you fucking other Punks This
job is mine! Stay the fuck back Jack!
You apply for this I will kick your ass!

Also Amp I have my own insurance so
when you Fucking Loose shit I can just
Fucking make an insurance claim.
Now that Fucking Rocks Ahea Bro?

This Job is mine Fuck off or I will ask
Amp To fucking Ban your Ass Punk.

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